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Jul 28th, 2009 10:12 PM
MattJack I'm the reincarnation of Scott Baio
Jul 28th, 2009 09:09 PM
Tadao For a spammer to read this and then comment is truley a sign of the times. We are in an economic disaster and will do anything for money.
Jul 28th, 2009 08:49 PM
lovely09 I was thinking of her basis why she said this reincarnation from venus.Is there any proofs available?I guess it has something to do with her experience like she told when she was five.
Jul 27th, 2009 08:34 AM
Shrubfest This is fucking legendary. Thankyou for this, ZQ.
Jul 26th, 2009 07:10 PM
ZeldaQueen
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WHAT IF ALL THIS WERE TRUE?
What do you mean "if"?
Jul 26th, 2009 06:03 PM
kahljorn Good job :O

WHAT IF ALL THIS WERE TRUE?
Jul 26th, 2009 05:51 PM
ZeldaQueen *bows*
Jul 26th, 2009 05:21 PM
Colonel Flagg Yay ZQ!
Jul 26th, 2009 03:35 PM
ZeldaQueen Post-Script

To the Law -
Mr. Hefner knows what’s going on, as does the Law. What I say is the truth. Mr. Hefner thinks he’ll do whatever it takes to get me and ruin my life. As for the playboy to say, “let’s burn her dirty things” [I think that’s what it says] and we know what sorts of things they’d be talking about are.

Knowing the Law Mr. or Mrs. Judge, you wouldn’t let them get away with what they expect me to do! So for Hugh Hefner’s stupidness, I’m asking for a mere 2 billion dollars. From the supposedly richest mother-f***er on God’s green Earth. And I thought Bill Gates was the richest mother. And he [not sure if the “he” is Hefner or Gates] also helped the pedophile organization to kidnap me and shoot me up with drugs so that I could also be a playboy. I guess he made it clear that all playboys shoot up. They also all do pornography, which, if I had not been hypnotized [not sure if that’s the word, but it seems to be], I could have been in a pornographic movie…

That's all of it I could read.
Jul 26th, 2009 03:27 PM
ZeldaQueen Tadao, I think you're as close as anyone'll get. I've just finished pages 2-4:

That was the start of helping the pedophile organization in cahoots with him, by which I mean Hugh Hefner and the head of the pedophile organization’s family. Mr. Hefner and the hit man for the Gotti family can turn state evidence against the pedophile organization. I even told my adopted parents after my mom talked to me. She told me “they want me to molest you,” and I asked “Who is ‘They’? Are or will?” [um…I think that’s what she means…]

That’s what I’m talking about. Like I said, I was born the biggest hat in the world. For example, every president I favor seems to get the job.
I told my parents to let them take everything away, and when I was old enough to understand what was going on, I would get everything back from the pedophile organization: property, parcels, car lots, a gas station, and the Getty oil wells - just the mineral rights.
See, being a hat I’m supposed to eat. God made sure I’m even able to eat a morphodite’s pussy. To some, this is scary. But if you haven’t gotten molested, it’s not like everyone doesn’t want to touch you or even be a pedophile, even at age 13. A teenager has statutory rape every time they mess around with a fairy older man. If the man’s older than 17, that’s what it’s called.

It’s Don Hitler and the hit man for the Gottis every since they or Hugh picked up the one. I guess the whole world knows about Schraier, Sherman Mousilini Cole, otherwise known as Stalin. [Sorry, I honestly have no idea what she was saying here]

I know about when Mr. Hefner picked up this one chick who was a junkie and had once had an affair with my husband. Hefner had a daughter by her. Every guy I have been with, she has also been with. I don’t know the significance of this. It’s like a game, how much to hurt her or take her mind or make her not really there in the upper story. Doesn’t it seem like to be a playboy, they all do that [take drugs I presume]? Not me though, I’ll say it again. I am not a dope addict. I’ll admit that I did some experimenting in the past, like everyone else I’m not perfect. I respect the people who grew up without indulging in that sort of stuff. My compliments to their parents or whoever raised them. We need people like them running this world.

As you know, the pedophile organization was making my adopted parents give me pills to make molesting easier. They were always listening, like that Sherman Mousilini Cole and the rest of the morphodites. Also, try Darren Elliot, Eric Clenne, Don Valasques - who is this skinny junkie who snorts cocaine and thinks he is Zeus of the Gods, he’s the biggest morphodite I know - and Laury Lawrence, who’s the head morphodite eater. I was raised by black women who always thought I ate a morphodite.

My hat tells me that I am a graduate from every school and every university that you can think of. My hat also knows the cures for every disease caused by God Almighty. There is only one God. All we can do is be who we are. He does not judge how a person acts or dresses or how a person looks. Love is everlasting, everyone should know this about our Father, the higher.
[Skipping page three as it is literally a word for word repeat of page two. Onward to page four! ->]
And I am a reincarnation and a hat, born to straight parents. To non-molested people, I am a blessing. Since I can totally remember being molested, I am the molested blessing.

I consider my hat my telepathy from God. I also carry the most beautiful angel Lucifer in me. I remember being the goddesses Venus, with Odysseus, the God of Wine, and Zeus, whom I have a different perspective on. He is built like a brick house and is a god that rules.
All I can say is look at that Don Valasques, to whom I know is not of sound mind [I think that’s what she’s saying here]. I know that Zeus is a version of Jesus. And the centaur is supposed to be Hugh Hefner. You see, at one point we were all horses. And the playboy was a horse in Hugh’s little gathering for the finest of half-horses.

And some are known to be rabbits. Some are jacks [jackrabbits] and some are hares and some are like Thumper, from the Walt Disney movie, Bambi. And if you are a horse, there are Shetlands and Clydesdales and what I know to be a Black Stallion.

Because my mother married a black man, I consider myself to be blacker than the Ace of Spades. I know that’s where the soul is to hear me, so I consider it best to stay black. But sir, I really am all nationalities. But I am asking @ 0 billion dollars [I think she might have been requesting 20 billion but hit the “2” key with the Shift] for the rude interrupting of my life and wanting me so badly. Please give it to my eldest son, as my youngest doesn’t have a pussy to be a morphodite and I wasn't going to shoot up or eat a pussy to be bi-sexual.

I'll see if I can read her handwritten post-script.
Jul 26th, 2009 01:35 PM
Tadao I'm guessing she thinks she can use telepathy by placing her thought on someones head, so in that sense she would be a hat. Or something along those lines.
Jul 26th, 2009 01:18 PM
Zhukov What in god's wound does "I'm a hat" mean?
Jul 25th, 2009 05:14 PM
Colonel Flagg Thanks! This is better than watching reruns of "Everybody Loves Raymond".
Jul 25th, 2009 11:31 AM
ZeldaQueen Yes sir, I am asking for 3 billion dollars from Mr. Hefner. He's been after me since I was a baby, along with a pedophile organization in L.A. When I was about 5 yrs old, he mysteriously appeared under my bed and he grabbed my arm and mentioned the Beatles names. I asked him in my head, since I’m a hat, everyone in the world hears my thoughts, it’s a good way to establish peace. So I thought and said “You’d better let go of my hand”. And so I braced myself against the wall and eventually he let go. I ran into my parents’ room and told them. My adopted mother replied that it was probably my adopted dad. But it wasn’t him. It has to be telepathy, there always has been.

He’s always made my life and my adopted family’s lives a mess. You realize he’s supposed to be the centaur of the Greek gods. And I’m really a reincarnation, I really am Venus Aphrodite Demilo the goddess. And Roger Dawson is Odysseus, everyone I know knows that. And Hugh Hefner was having an affair with my adopted mother and his wife Kimberly Hefner, who was this woman who lived around the corner from us. And at 15, he tried to pick up but I wasn’t a junkie or dope addict, you know being raised by a sheriff dad.

My uncles are Bill and Jeff Mcguffey, policemen from the ‘70’s and ‘80’s. On my adopted dad’s side, I come from the rich oil family of J. Paul Getty. We were known to be a part of the John Gotti Mafia and the head hit man had an affair with my adopted mother at the same time Mr. Hefner was seeing her. My first husband was taken care of, if you know what I mean. The hit man said “If he touches you one more time, I’m getting rid of him,” when I told him this in my head. Being the hat that I am, I can tell you whatever you can ask in telepathy. I know everything when it comes to learning.

The Gotti man had my husband eat his pussy because he’s a morphodite [hermaphrodite]. Don’t ask what a “morphodite” is. My adopted dad us what they are. So my ex isn’t here, in the upper story if you get my drift.
Moe Howard, my adopted dad, worked for the republic studio Hugh made with the pedophile organization. It’s hard work. My stuff keeps disappearing and my family is jealous, but it’s Hefner’s fault.

I'll work on Page 2 today.
Jul 25th, 2009 07:05 AM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen View Post
Out of complete boredom, I really have started to translate this. I've finished the first page if anyone cares to see what I've deciphered.
I'll bite. Whaddya got?
Jul 24th, 2009 11:43 PM
kahljorn my wife told me about her :O
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=%22michael+jackson%22+%22wife%22+%22fathe r%22+%22Satan%22&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&fp=VEE02fthf5k

lol

if you read into the stories it is startling how many similarities there are....
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In another part of her claim, Nona states: "Though he died to this earth, he lives with my father, Satan the Devil Khalid Lucifer."
SATAN THE DEVIL KHALID LUCIFER

the thing that disgusted me the most about reading these stories was that michael jackson named all of his kids after himself and two of them were named prince and wasn't one of them named blanket or some shit?
fuck that asshole

also she's more like a venus olympia demonet IN MY BOOK :DIMNOS
Jul 24th, 2009 11:19 PM
ZeldaQueen Where'd you hear about this lady? Sounds like those women who claim that Elvis faked his death and lived with them.

There ought to be a club: Psychotic People Allegedly Connected to the Famous. Imagine what their meetings would be like.
Jul 24th, 2009 11:12 PM
kahljorn lol this is like that lady who claimed that she was married to michael jackson and the mother of his kids and also her father is satan which is interesting when you think about it because maybe michael jackson's father IS satan.
Jul 24th, 2009 11:11 PM
ZeldaQueen Out of complete boredom, I really have started to translate this. I've finished the first page if anyone cares to see what I've deciphered.
Jul 24th, 2009 04:01 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Whatever happened to just plain crazy?
Jul 24th, 2009 01:48 PM
Jeanette X This is textbook schizophrenia.
Jul 24th, 2009 01:46 PM
Ant10708
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Originally Posted by Dimnos View Post
Thats funny because de Milo isnt the goddess last name or anything. That one statue is called the Venus de Milo, or of Milos, because it was found in the city of Milos. What a tard.
HILARIOUS! you must of been the class clown and the center of every party
Jul 15th, 2009 04:14 PM
ZeldaQueen I can figure out most of it (besides the postscript at the bottom). It's one of those things though where even when it's in grammatical English, you still can't understand it.
Jul 15th, 2009 11:07 AM
Colonel Flagg If anyone can provide a suitable translation (to the King's English, mind you) of her 5½ page rant (including the barely legible handwritten postscript) I would almost be willing to pay for the privilege of reading it. Almost.
Jul 15th, 2009 09:25 AM
ZeldaQueen That's true, but according to her he mysteriously came out from under her bed one night, grabbed her arm, and named all four Beatles (or that's what I think she said). Then she telepathically told him to let go an leave her.
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