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Sep 18th, 2006 06:14 AM
Two-Faced
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Originally Posted by soundtest
My ex is Chinese and when I first met her I noticed she had one of those cliched Chinese character tattoos. I jokingly said "awesome tat, what does it say? peace? harmony? love?" and she said "no it says 'fried rice'" and I laughed and she said "seriously" and then I was in love.

Lmffaaao. She was a big girl wasn't she?!



Oh and wang piercings are trashy IMO
Sep 13th, 2006 08:29 PM
Gorlack the Destroyer im so gonna get my sack tattooed
Sep 13th, 2006 08:26 PM
ziggytrix Very nice.





alt tex: CHINESE FOR "BAD IDEA"
Sep 13th, 2006 06:11 PM
soundtest
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Originally Posted by the_dudefather
the worst examples of tattoos have to be tribal tattoos or random chinese symbols
My ex is Chinese and when I first met her I noticed she had one of those cliched Chinese character tattoos. I jokingly said "awesome tat, what does it say? peace? harmony? love?" and she said "no it says 'fried rice'" and I laughed and she said "seriously" and then I was in love.

Sep 13th, 2006 06:01 PM
sloth yeah, i agree. if tattoos are body art, tribal designs are the bland commercial art you get in mcdonalds. tattoos should say something; anything. any meaning would do, besides "my body just shows how unimaginative and sterile my brain was all along".

and that piercing doesnt look too bad. i'd probably go for it too, if i wasn't so worried i'd get an accidental rager when it was getting done. but i'm sure some hairy fuck-eyed monster groping my go-betweens couldnt be that sexy. could it?
Sep 13th, 2006 01:20 PM
the_dudefather the worst examples of tattoos have to be tribal tattoos or random chinese symbols, once its not fashionable anyone your stuck with it fo' life. its like buying a cool tshirt, and wearing it everyday for the rest of your life.
Sep 10th, 2006 12:09 PM
Chojin i can't tell what the hell is going on in that signature even though i know what is supposed to be happening ;<
Sep 10th, 2006 11:16 AM
soundtest I just recently took out my prince albert. The hole is still there though, so I'm sure I could put it back in. I never noticed any increase in pleasure from the piercing, nor did any partner, so I'm convinced that in the case of the prince albert that's all bullshit. I thought it looked nice though.
Sep 6th, 2006 11:12 PM
Dr. Boogie It's from the Silent Hill movie. Pyramid Head demonstrates the Degloving Effect for the audience.
Sep 6th, 2006 09:15 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by StupidKraut
get your asshole pierced next.
StupidKraut, could you tell where the image in your signature came from? Its seriously creeping me out.



Sep 2nd, 2006 08:08 PM
Supafly345 And by the way sethomas, why would it matter how dull it got further in if you drag the thing in and out the entire distance?
Sep 2nd, 2006 08:03 PM
Esuohlim As much as I love to look at pictures of cocks on the internet haha, that image sent shivers down my spine

Sticking metal spikes through your dick for fun, what is wrong with you people
Sep 2nd, 2006 07:51 PM
Supafly345 It looks different from mine so I think its funny looking.
Sep 2nd, 2006 07:33 PM
Chojin It looks horrifying to me!
Sep 2nd, 2006 07:25 PM
maggiekarp No sarcasm from me
Sep 2nd, 2006 07:21 PM
Zomboid Thanks :D

If you're being sarcastic, fuck you
Sep 2nd, 2006 07:13 PM
maggiekarp nice cock ya got there man
Sep 2nd, 2006 04:28 PM
Dixie Penis piercings are among the grossest and most vile things I've ever seen. As a woman, if I were to be approached by a penis with such an adornment of disgusting mutilation I'd probably rip it out.

It's probably a good thing that most guys with penis piercings are gay then.
Sep 2nd, 2006 04:19 PM
Sethomas Well, from what I understand of female anatomy, the nerve endings get less dense as you go deeper inside so it'd have a nice effect for a small guy but so-so for someone longer. Who knows.
Sep 1st, 2006 06:18 PM
Supafly345 So it goes just through the skin? My last year's girl tried to convince me that they felt fucking incredible, but I was still skeptical.
Sep 1st, 2006 04:50 PM
Mr. Vagiclean natural loop of narrow skin man GOD
Sep 1st, 2006 03:38 PM
Sethomas Actually, I was thinking about heading up (ha! ohh...) to the body art places around town (it's a very liberal college town) to get a plug or a barbell or something for my member. Am I pierced? No, all quasi-natural: when I was circumcised as a wee lad, part of the foreskin scar tissue fused with my glans on the left side, forming a natural loop of narrow skin with such a diameter as to put a pen through when erect (oh, experimentation). Since I have the potential to put in something bigger than a regular barbell, like a 0-guage stud or so, I thought the demoiselles might like it. I guess the next step would be to find some demoiselles, but maybe an "Ask About my Uniquely Aritistic Penis" t-shirt would help.
Sep 1st, 2006 02:25 PM
Mr. Vagiclean EuuRGH ehahah
Sep 1st, 2006 12:12 PM
Zomboid Weeeeell. I wanted to get a good shot of the actual piercing, but it kinda looks shitty due to the flash but you can definitely see it :O

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ics/peener.jpg

and I decided to make it look like an evil scientist :O http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...cs/invader.jpg
Aug 11th, 2006 03:18 PM
Bod Today I started my new job, basically improving and touching up images at a photographers using photoshop.

One of the photographers was so sure he recognised me but couldn't say where. I suggested the pub, I have lived around here for 12 years afterall.

At the end of the day he asked where I used to work and it turned out that I once worked at the same place as his boyfriend.

"Ha!" he said "then we have drunk together".

And we have, a few Xmas Parties and pub crawls.

It wasn't until I was walking home that I remembered the work's Xmas do when myself and my boyfriend at the time had just had been sponsored to have our bits pierced, we raised quite a bit for an autistic school. But as memory serves me, my ex was showing my new collegue's boyfriend his prince albert in the toilet. I may have even shown them my new piercing cos as they are gay, they would only be interested in the piercing.

So tonight, I wonder if it's coming back to my new work pal...
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