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Sep 2nd, 2014 05:40 PM
caffman Obviously he got captured again
Jun 16th, 2011 11:31 AM
Jigby Huggletinks The Messiah! He has returned!

May 7th, 2011 11:27 PM
Turrel After like four or five years of lurking, I registered an account just to say that I-mockery feels a little more whole again with Max back in the saddle. It's just a shame that they found our hideout in Pakistan...

Maybe now I'll stop being a dick and actually contribute to the community.

Maybe not.
Apr 26th, 2011 03:08 PM
caffman I heard you had become fabolusly wealthy after answering an email from the nigerian national lottery and finding out you had won!
Apr 19th, 2011 03:30 AM
Jack-O Good to know you're back from living it up in Hawaii after robbing us all blind!
Did you manage to get BRAND MAX BURBANK stapled to every streetlight, and cheap hooker standing under said light?
Apr 15th, 2011 06:35 AM
Alan Bates I think the reasons he's not telling us is that h doesn't remember where he's been these last few years. He just now woke up in Tijuana with a bad hangover and a new tattoo that vaguely resembles Madonna naked.
Apr 11th, 2011 12:00 PM
BadServo I had just assumed that you fell victim to the great hooker uprising of '09. At least zombies never give you gonorrhea.
Apr 11th, 2011 07:25 AM
Pentegarn Heck I just thought you were gone for two years because you were putting together Barry Bonds' perjury trial defense and now that you had all your ducks in a row and it was actually going to trial you had some spare time to drop in for a bit.
Apr 10th, 2011 06:50 AM
Babs I really hope you mean a different "basement" than the one she's packing "down there". Anyways, I knew you couldn't resist coming back even with your sexual identity crisis revolving around your meth addiction. Glad to know you're at least doing well?
Apr 9th, 2011 07:44 PM
Shatoon: Bringer of Corn I have been reading this site since 2004. Never registered. Until now.

Because I had to tell you how much I missed you. So glad to see your funny, horrible words again, Max. It's been too long.
Apr 9th, 2011 03:05 PM
mburbank I've been locked up in that kids basement for two damn years. She is harsh!
Apr 8th, 2011 08:21 PM
Apr 8th, 2011 04:53 PM
Starscream See Max, last time I think I remember seeing you you were crying over cosplay cleevage.. I figured those scared you so bad you ran to a country that's never heard of cosplay.

Either way though it doesn't matter what the reasons are, its awesome to know your still alive let alone back with us.
Apr 8th, 2011 04:51 PM
Kat Finally!

I was waiting for the day of your return, my Lord. I shall obey your every command.
Apr 8th, 2011 03:34 PM
Billy Chapman's Friend Naughty! -for ignoring your fans... Don't feel bad about your "nut". I lost BOTH of mine after I got married.
Apr 8th, 2011 05:24 AM
Immortal Goat Holy crap, it's good to see you again, Max. Too bad you were never successful in tracking the elusive Vince.
Apr 8th, 2011 03:20 AM
Tetsu Deinonychus Yay! Max has returned from the galactic wars! No doubt with many tales of his interstellar adventures!
Apr 8th, 2011 03:04 AM
Jaimas Max you are a delight and were sorely missed.
Apr 8th, 2011 02:25 AM
Terrible-D Damn it Max! Who let you out of the basement? I knew I should have used a combination lock.
Apr 8th, 2011 01:56 AM
Nick oh hai macks
Apr 8th, 2011 12:52 AM
Protoclown Max!! Great to see you back!!

I'm also pleased to see that that Lobo cosplayer finally let you out of his Tijuana sex dungeon. When you disappeared in the middle of Comic Con, we feared the worst.
Apr 8th, 2011 12:12 AM
Evil Robot II I had just assumed his neighbor shut off their wireless router and he had no more internet access.
Apr 7th, 2011 11:03 PM
Originally Posted by Mockery View Post
I heard Max was buried alive, but since he wasn't trained by Pai Mei, it took him two whole years to punch his way out of that damn coffin.
i heard that for at least three months of that he was just being passive-agressive at it
Apr 7th, 2011 08:57 PM
Hangie I logged in after a year or so of inactivity just to say I missed you and I rove you Mark Burbank
Apr 7th, 2011 08:44 PM
Mockery I heard Max was buried alive, but since he wasn't trained by Pai Mei, it took him two whole years to punch his way out of that damn coffin.
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