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Jan 21st, 2007 03:09 PM
Grislygus LOL
Jan 21st, 2007 03:05 PM
kahljorn I cracked the mystery!
She thinks I share a rare disease with her known as Testicular-tonsilitis and Penile-tongue-in-cheek. Sorry Terra, maybe you should find a support group.
Jan 21st, 2007 02:19 PM
noob3 atleast he knows what his cock looks like, tubby
Jan 21st, 2007 05:36 AM
ArrowX
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Originally Posted by kahljorn
does that even mean anything? do you just not know what oral sex is?
also the face is HIGHER than the crotch area so technically it should be, "Gone north".
shut up you have a mangled vagina cock mr/ms. Sexchange.
Jan 21st, 2007 01:46 AM
Preechr She's a girl and used to being upside down.

You just don't get it.
Jan 21st, 2007 01:46 AM
DehydratedPorkMan Not if you're a midget. In a locker room.
Jan 21st, 2007 01:06 AM
kahljorn does that even mean anything? do you just not know what oral sex is?
also the face is HIGHER than the crotch area so technically it should be, "Gone north".
Jan 21st, 2007 12:46 AM
Terra genitailia gone south due to gender misdirection???
Jan 21st, 2007 12:09 AM
kahljorn He tried to have sex with my face when i was sleeping
Jan 20th, 2007 10:02 PM
Fathom Zero
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Originally Posted by kahljorn
shut up nature boy
Come on, what did Ric Flair ever do to you?
Jan 20th, 2007 09:43 PM
Grislygus
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Originally Posted by kahljorn
shut up nature boy why don't you put a captain planet sticker on your powerwheel for extra speed and ride down that lonely dirt trail.
I THINK I WILL.
Jan 20th, 2007 09:41 PM
zeldasbiggestfan
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Originally Posted by kahljorn
weed makes cars drive fast

because of it's chemical properties, when added to a powerwheel with the trash-energyzer from back to the future 2 you can easily reach speeds up to 3x the normal rate :O
Time goes faster not yourself. Believe me.


And I had a powerwheels that costed me like 100 bucks and it was shaped like the batmobile. THE GODDAMN STEERING WHEEL FELL OFF.
Jan 20th, 2007 09:27 PM
kahljorn shut up nature boy why don't you put a captain planet sticker on your powerwheel for extra speed and ride down that lonely dirt trail.
Jan 20th, 2007 08:59 PM
Grislygus I had a Power Wheels Jeep, it was awesome. Of course, I had a crapload of wilderness-type areas to cruise around in.

I laugh at you suburban Powerwheelers.
Jan 20th, 2007 02:51 PM
kahljorn yea i remember my cousins of the same age got a power wheel and then they never used it because it "Takes a long time to charge".
Jan 20th, 2007 02:20 PM
noob3 fuck powerwheels

at the king of the hill episode with the stoner power wheel collector kid who was spending like $500 bucks bidding on rare powerwheels over ebay :o he had like the COLLECTORS TIRE COLLECTION CASE

hank was appauled
Jan 20th, 2007 02:18 PM
Fathom Zero Power Wheels is awesome. I remember being jealous of the kid that had the Jeep Wrangler and all I had was a stupid bike.

He got all the ladies.
Jan 20th, 2007 02:08 PM
kahljorn OH :O I doubt they could've afforded the name brand on the salary of professional powerwheel racers, enthusiasts and stuntdevils. I mean yes it's a very dangerous job but powerwheels haven't been popular for a long time and there's just no demand anymore except at circuses which use refurbished powerwheels as clown cars.
Jan 20th, 2007 02:00 PM
Fathom Zero IT'S CALLED MR. FUSION.
Jan 20th, 2007 01:55 PM
kahljorn weed makes cars drive fast

because of it's chemical properties, when added to a powerwheel with the trash-energyzer from back to the future 2 you can easily reach speeds up to 3x the normal rate :O
Jan 20th, 2007 01:41 PM
noob3 HE MUST OF BEEN REALLY STONED TO DO SOMTHIN' THAT CRAZY, HUH, GUYS?
Jan 20th, 2007 01:37 PM
FartinMowler Putting a car battery wouldn't make it go faster...if anything it would be slower with the added weight.
Jan 20th, 2007 01:34 PM
Fathom Zero
Jan 20th, 2007 01:28 PM
DehydratedPorkMan
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Totally off topic, one of my friends got super stoned and put his car battery in a Power Wheels and took it on the highway and it was going at least 35.
Jan 20th, 2007 12:56 PM
Fathom Zero
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