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Jul 3rd, 2003 10:54 AM
kellychaos "Is that a foot long?

And then some."

:bachelorparty
Jul 3rd, 2003 10:48 AM
El Blanco
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I actually like hot dogs. However, I find their shape to be quite disconcerting. Does anyone else feel like they are while eating a hot dog?
I use the all beef kind and grill them. Use a bun and cover it in ketchup. No phallic symbol there.
But then I think of anal sex, cuz it's in a pair of "buns"...

Am I just perverted?
Are you thinking of anal sex with a dog? In that case, no, you are perfectly normal.
Jul 3rd, 2003 10:42 AM
kellychaos I have a piece of undigested frankfurter lodged in my small intestine that's been there since the fourth grade. It show up on x-rays. :/
Jul 2nd, 2003 10:44 PM
Skulhedface All I can say is...

If I can get outside of city limits, I actually love the 4th of July.

Firecrackers and fireworks always amused me. Maybe it's that part of me that never grew up and enjoyed blowing things up.

However... the movie based on Independence Day? Maximum suckage.
Jul 2nd, 2003 09:48 PM
Immortal Goat
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Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
I actually like hot dogs. However, I find their shape to be quite disconcerting. Does anyone else feel like they are while eating a hot dog?
I use the all beef kind and grill them. Use a bun and cover it in ketchup. No phallic symbol there.
But then I think of anal sex, cuz it's in a pair of "buns"...

Am I just perverted?
Jul 2nd, 2003 08:25 PM
El Blanco
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Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
I actually like hot dogs. However, I find their shape to be quite disconcerting. Does anyone else feel like they are while eating a hot dog?
I use the all beef kind and grill them. Use a bun and cover it in ketchup. No phallic symbol there.
Jul 2nd, 2003 06:55 PM
punkgrrrlie10 HAMBURGERS!!!!
Jul 2nd, 2003 06:52 PM
Immortal Goat I actually like hot dogs. However, I find their shape to be quite disconcerting. Does anyone else feel like they are while eating a hot dog?
Jul 2nd, 2003 06:37 PM
Protoclown Hot dogs are fucking disgusting. I haven't had one in years, thankfully.
Jul 2nd, 2003 06:29 PM
Rongi Then I must be the biggest commie ever. I honestly can't stand Hot Dogs.
Jul 2nd, 2003 06:27 PM
GAsux
Whatever

Anyone who doesn't like setting shit on fire and eating hot dogs has got to be a communist.
Jul 2nd, 2003 06:24 PM
Rongi How's the daughter
Jul 2nd, 2003 06:15 PM
FartinMowler Rongi depressing.. hmm I will have to save this for later.
Jul 2nd, 2003 04:51 PM
Rongi
I hate the 4th of July

Nothing good ever came out of it for me. My parents would usually break up around that time

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