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Jul 26th, 2007 11:06 PM
MisSFiT That's really good advice.
Jul 26th, 2007 10:33 PM
MattJack The best place to pick up chicks is the high school at about 3:30pm.

They're all, "OH YOU'RE SO MATURE! JUST LIKE ME! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON! YOU UNDERSTAND ME! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CAR AND APARTMENT! WOW YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ROOFIES TOO?! I CAN EAT LIKE 3 OF THESE AND I DON'T FEEL A THING! WATTTTCCHHH EHEHEHEHEHE ^-^"
Jul 26th, 2007 12:44 PM
Cosmo Electrolux touche', my friend.
Jul 26th, 2007 11:31 AM
Perndog But you're not AChimp either.
Jul 26th, 2007 10:57 AM
Cosmo Electrolux I'm 42 and I think it's fucking creepy.
Jul 26th, 2007 09:05 AM
Perndog You won't think it's creepy when you're 35, Chimp. I think you're the one who lacks perspective.
Jul 25th, 2007 02:06 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I don't think I'd like dating women 20 years younger than me....what the hell would we talk about???
Jul 25th, 2007 01:53 PM
AChimp No, I just think it's really creepy for old fucks to be going out with someone way younger than them. One girl I know got really mad at me when I pointed out that her boyfriend was graduating from high school when she was in Grade 1.

Girls don't like perspective.
Jul 25th, 2007 11:37 AM
MisSFiT I am sensing some animosity, did your girl leave you for a 35 year old with a house?
Jul 25th, 2007 09:46 AM
AChimp Know what I hate? 35 year old guys who date girls in their early 20's and are like "hey, i have a house wanna do it?" and then they're like "ok."
Jul 25th, 2007 05:24 AM
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Jul 24th, 2007 08:21 AM
Perndog who tha fuck r u
Jul 23rd, 2007 09:31 PM
MacLeon I am scum, I admit it. Men can be cruel, but so are women at times. Especially around a certain time of the month.
Jul 23rd, 2007 12:02 AM
MisSFiT Hey atleast your honest.
Jul 22nd, 2007 07:18 PM
Perndog o u have a kid sry 2 deep 4 me kthxbye
Jul 22nd, 2007 12:13 AM
MisSFiT I'm not in your lawn.
Get off my turf.
And you can't really be a kid, when you already have one!!
Jul 21st, 2007 09:08 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by MisSFiT View Post
Sorry to hear all of that.
the point being, enjoy your youth, you damned kid. now get the hell off of my lawn.
Jul 21st, 2007 01:01 AM
MisSFiT
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux View Post
life plans are not set in stone. I never thought that I would bury one of my children, go through a nasty divorce and basically have my life crumble into a pile of shit at age 42 either, but it happened.

and, to me, all 20 somethings are "kids".....no disrespect intended. You just look so damned young.
Sorry to hear all of that.
Jul 20th, 2007 07:39 PM
Sethomas Some of them are vampires, some of them teach gym
Some are topless dancers, but all of them are slim
Some are into leather, some write poetry
They make love together just to fuel my fantasy

'Cuz I love lesbians
More than anyone
So why don't lesbians love me?
Jul 20th, 2007 07:03 PM
FartinMowler
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If I was a girl I'd be a lesbian too.
Some lesbians are fat and ugly
Jul 20th, 2007 01:08 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by MisSFiT View Post
Yeah right, I'm supposed to married by 26, that was my life plan, it doesn't seem to be working out that well. I'm just planning on being the old cat lady instead. I already have 2, so my collection is just starting. Too bad they are both fixed.
I wouldn't consider myself still being in my "youth"-unfortunatly.

Yes, Perndog, another awkward twenty-something date is just what I am hoping for, and you are the perfect person for that. Thanks
life plans are not set in stone. I never thought that I would bury one of my children, go through a nasty divorce and basically have my life crumble into a pile of shit at age 42 either, but it happened.

and, to me, all 20 somethings are "kids".....no disrespect intended. You just look so damned young.
Jul 20th, 2007 08:17 AM
Perndog u kno where 2 find me babe AIM me ur digitz
Jul 19th, 2007 06:53 PM
MisSFiT
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux View Post
what's your hurry? You're 25....enjoy your youth, then think about long term relationships later. Advice I wish I'd been given.
Yeah right, I'm supposed to married by 26, that was my life plan, it doesn't seem to be working out that well. I'm just planning on being the old cat lady instead. I already have 2, so my collection is just starting. Too bad they are both fixed.
I wouldn't consider myself still being in my "youth"-unfortunatly.

Yes, Perndog, another awkward twenty-something date is just what I am hoping for, and you are the perfect person for that. Thanks
Jul 19th, 2007 01:16 PM
Esuohlim If I was a girl I'd be a lesbian too.
Jul 19th, 2007 11:51 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Perndog View Post
Silly Cosmo, you're supposed to get married no later than 23 after the obligatory bachelor's degree in sociology or fine arts and/or year of backpacking in Europe. Your chances of finding an acceptable mate decrease by approximately 1000% a year after that.

oh yeah....sorry. How foolish of me to forget. Please, carry on.
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