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Aug 3rd, 2006 10:20 PM
liquidstatik I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ;(
Aug 3rd, 2006 10:14 PM
Pub Lover Why do you need a dog, Danny?

Are you blind?

Or did you just buy a farm?

A dog is for dinner, not for keeping.
Aug 3rd, 2006 10:08 PM
liquidstatik p.s. it's a girl doggy.

SO, I GUESS JEFFREE DOESN'T WORK.

p.s. ill post pictures in lyke one second okay? okay! :D
Aug 3rd, 2006 08:25 AM
MetalMilitia - Swiffles
- Swifflemits
- Wiffymits
- Miffywits
- Snakeface
Aug 2nd, 2006 07:44 PM
executioneer scrambles :reference
lifesaver :anotherdifferentreference
Aug 2nd, 2006 07:04 PM
MrAdventure ebenezer wagglethorpe

hong kong phooeys baby

the roly poly puppy

sir lawrence olivier
Aug 1st, 2006 01:48 PM
Esuohlim Thank you I think I speak for the rest of us when I say that I'm glad you told us how to pronounce that. Fag.

Here are MY suggestions:

SeƱor Barky
Sir Lucius McPitbull
Odie Arbuckle

And maybe Evelyn, but only if it's modified.
Aug 1st, 2006 01:27 PM
ArrowX GORSE

My favorite puppy name is "Styx" (sticks)
Aug 1st, 2006 11:42 AM
Gurlugon I have a Basset hound named Petunia. The people at the pound claimed her name was "Chomper," so needless to say, my family decided to give her a far worse name.
Aug 1st, 2006 10:26 AM
sadie i thought puppies had to wait until they were six weeks old to be weaned.
Aug 1st, 2006 06:58 AM
Jeanette X
Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
yay i found out im getting a pit bull. because i'm a badass.
Give it a wussie-cutsie name for the irony value. Like Cuddles or Sweetie or something.

Barring that, you could call him Buster.

I wante to name our dog Durkheim, but my parents nixed it.
Jul 29th, 2006 01:45 AM
kahljorn AUGUSTUSIVSON BONAPARTE!

All my animals have complex, proper and quite long names and respond to all of them and other things.[/b]
Jul 28th, 2006 11:14 PM
jin I like the name Dash. ;O
Jul 28th, 2006 09:54 PM
Sicktodeathmx Radar is a good name.
Jul 28th, 2006 09:01 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog courage?
Jul 28th, 2006 05:07 PM
Grislygus Whichever name you choose, it should probably be short, and have hard consonants in it (easier for the dog to learn its name).

For example, a name like "Killjoy" has two hard consonants and two syllables, and therefore would be (training- and control-wise) a superior name to something like 'Ulysses'.

Remember, if the shit hits the fan, you want a name that you can yell out fast and clear.
Jul 27th, 2006 06:39 PM
executioneer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja
How about "Moe". Augustus seems like too long of a Name for a Dog. Unless you Trained it to Poop on your Neighbours Lawn.

"Augustus, Finish doing your buisness and come inside for Alpo!"
yeah and nothing's short for augustus right
Jul 27th, 2006 06:33 PM
liquidstatik yay i found out im getting a pit bull. because i'm a badass.

so, i guess that might help with finding a name. :D

So far, I've thought on..

augustus
jeffree
paws malone

i s'pose ill post pictures when i can, but i still don't have him. :[
Jul 27th, 2006 05:38 PM
Jeff The Ninja How about "Moe". Augustus seems like too long of a Name for a Dog. Unless you Trained it to Poop on your Neighbours Lawn.

"Augustus, Finish doing your buisness and come inside for Alpo!"
Jul 27th, 2006 03:27 PM
Gorlack the Destroyer name it Senor Buggybeans.
Jul 27th, 2006 11:58 AM
Juttin Name it Pubby, then pick it up by it's armpits, and run around with it :/
Jul 27th, 2006 11:56 AM
ArrowX Vic Kevlar, Rmunsen Furblor, or the Ghost of Steve McQueen
Jul 27th, 2006 07:02 AM
Courage the Cowardly Dog meatwad
Jul 27th, 2006 02:31 AM
Shifty
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
no dude save that name for your illegitimate bastard child

prick. she wanted to have its mid name egor
Jul 27th, 2006 02:26 AM
DeadKennedys Paws Malone... kinda has that film noir private eye flair, but with a dash of adorable

if he's an ass and tears up the furniture I think Nero would be a good name
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