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| Jun 6th, 2005 04:35 PM | |
| kellychaos |
Bring home a dead mouse to the doorstep. It will prove your sense of loyalty and duty. Or kill a really, really big spider in her presence. |
| Jun 4th, 2005 03:48 PM | |
| glowbelly | hey did somebody say puppy? |
| Jun 4th, 2005 02:54 PM | |
| Chojin |
 TOOBERS AND ZOTS :o My friend dated this girl from my high school who tapered the end of a toober and used it as an ersatz penis ;< |
| Jun 4th, 2005 10:58 AM | |
| dreaddi |
A puppy! I would love anyone who gave me a puppy 
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| Jun 4th, 2005 02:30 AM | |
| Anonymouse | your rear |
| Jun 4th, 2005 02:05 AM | |
| Mr. Oysterhead | Your ear. |
| Jun 4th, 2005 01:03 AM | |
| Anonymouse |
give her a new asshole 
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| Jun 3rd, 2005 07:53 PM | |
| Jim Duncan - Weather | A dildo. |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 07:47 PM | |
| tenno |
if you have talent a handmade gift is awesome... a book of her favorite artist's drawings a fine potato |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 05:24 PM | |
| kellychaos | A helmet and a sippy-cup. |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 03:23 PM | |
| Matt Harty | a nice pair of earrings! |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 02:34 PM | |
| Emu |
dilithium crystals edit: actually no, fuck that, buy her a boston and shaun wall calendar this comic is driving me insane
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| Jun 3rd, 2005 01:19 PM | |
| MetalMilitia | Give her an unexpected pregnancy! |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 01:16 PM | |
| glowbelly | a puppy :D |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 10:34 AM | |
| McClain | I like Doleys suggestion. And if that doesn't do the trick, might I suggest a finely packed jar of Hot Wasabi Coated Green Peas? |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 10:34 AM | |
| ziggytrix | nothing says "I love you" like an island |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 09:18 AM | |
| Dole |
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| Jun 3rd, 2005 01:28 AM | |
| The_Rorschach | Was she cute? Maybe a little menage a tres is the perfect gift after all. . . |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 01:26 AM | |
| Chojin | she said she was 16. and she said words like 'shall' and crap. |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 01:24 AM | |
| The_Rorschach | Really? I really should stop by more often. No, she's younger than me, but only by two years, not ten. |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 01:22 AM | |
| Chojin | I am, she came on here as Tiamat :< |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 01:19 AM | |
| The_Rorschach |
Yeah, the kindergartner's stopped accepting my candy  Be serious for a moment Chojin |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 01:17 AM | |
| Chojin | are you still going out with that 16 year old? |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 01:14 AM | |
| Immortal Goat | I'd buy a tie with humorously dressed kittens. |
| Jun 3rd, 2005 01:05 AM | |
| The_Rorschach |
Gift Ideas (help?) I hate shopping. One cannot purchase sentiment, and after having tredged through many stores looking for the right gift, I can safely say everything produced by our society is only so much poshlaia. I don't know what to do so I turned here. I figured the mock might host those with sufficiently ecclectic or eccentic tastes and a profitable suggestion might be upturned. If money was not strictly an option, what would you purchase for someone you love which would be as unique and irreplacable as the relationship you share? |
