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Dec 9th, 2006 11:49 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
What the fuck have I told you people about bragging. Seriously though your lucky. Youve gotta be careful here and watch your step. Even in the daytime.
Maybe you should buy a gun. :/
Dec 9th, 2006 02:37 PM
sspadowsky
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Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
Belleville.


Belleville is about as scary as the "It's a Small World" ride at Disney World.

P.S.- White people sound really fucking dumb when they say shit like "B-town." Stop that!
Dec 9th, 2006 01:48 PM
Mystie My town has more cows than people. The cows have never shot anyone..... yet.....
Dec 9th, 2006 01:08 PM
Girl Drink Drunk I recall this fatal stabbing that occured not 5 minutes away from where I lived in Dartmouth, NS. There was this women that was stabbed to death by her husband. Otherwise, I never really felt unsafe living in Dartmouth or Riverview, NB.
Dec 9th, 2006 12:17 AM
Command Prompt http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servl.../National/home

Right by my house.
Nov 28th, 2006 12:41 AM
Dr. Boogie Because I used to live in a town in Illinois that started with a "B", and it was most assuredly not a dangerous place to live.
Nov 28th, 2006 12:38 AM
zeldasbiggestfan Why?
Nov 28th, 2006 12:37 AM
Dr. Boogie Thank god.
Nov 28th, 2006 12:32 AM
zeldasbiggestfan Belleville.
Nov 28th, 2006 12:27 AM
Dr. Boogie What is "B-town" short for, by the way?
Nov 28th, 2006 12:19 AM
noob3 seth said it, you just need to quit being a pansy
Nov 28th, 2006 12:00 AM
Shifty Just masterbate frequently and you will be fine.
Nov 27th, 2006 11:01 PM
zeldasbiggestfan But like how you said the chances are slim that something like that would happen (knock on wood).
Nov 27th, 2006 11:00 PM
zeldasbiggestfan Your right but I can be spooked about it. I mean for crissakes it happened only a short way away from my moms work so I would really hate if something happened to her or anyone else in my family by some crazy fucknut. Or worse even killed which could happen if they (or I) am in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Nov 27th, 2006 10:54 PM
Sethomas Being an asshole who's right seems to be a popular mantra among kids these days.

At any rate, being a reclusive young white male, your biggest danger is far and away yourself. Just think about how big the world is, even in terms of a small town, when you see a murder in the paper every few weeks or even days. People also win the lottery on a very regular basis, but it doesn't fall into the profitability that Schadenfreude and abject terror have in the media. Seriously, the Indianapolis Fox nightly news program ran a segment called "Terrorists: in YOUR Neighborhood?" You can be afraid all you want, but it's not going to make you safer and it's not even going to be any more realistic than when you weren't. The fact that you're on the internet suggests that you're miles above the majority of the kids in the world, a third of whom are starving. Life in America has its problems, but comfort and safety aren't among them.
Nov 27th, 2006 10:45 PM
Emu And it got you to read his post. So he wins.
Nov 27th, 2006 10:12 PM
zeldasbiggestfan Your probably right even though your were a fucking asshole about it.
Nov 27th, 2006 07:32 PM
Sethomas No, you don't. You're just a paranoid pansy who hasn't yet come to terms with the fact that it's a big scary world out there, and your shitty town is probably no better or worse than any other shitty town.
Nov 27th, 2006 05:50 PM
zeldasbiggestfan What the fuck have I told you people about bragging. Seriously though your lucky. Youve gotta be careful here and watch your step. Even in the daytime.
Nov 27th, 2006 08:56 AM
noob3 i dont know, i live in oklahoma city where a crazy hillbilly blew one of our buildings up. that's about the only thing that happens, i mean usual crime & murders and shti happen but i can't say i've heard many gunshots (that i can even remember even)

i could walk the streets late at night and feel perfectly safe here, it's a great place :D
Nov 13th, 2006 07:39 PM
Archduke Tips Shotguns turn criminals into blood pudding.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Nov 13th, 2006 07:33 PM
zeldasbiggestfan
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Originally Posted by Chojin
My buddy and I almost got into a deathmatch with a homeless fucker at the 7-eleven across from my house last night. After about 20 minutes of talking and threats and shit he eventually decided to leave us alone.

All because I wouldn't buy the son of a bitch a hot dog.
I would have sent him to the Bitches in Heat page on this wacky site.
Nov 13th, 2006 03:39 PM
KevinTheOmnivore
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Originally Posted by Chojin
My buddy and I almost got into a deathmatch with a homeless fucker at the 7-eleven across from my house last night. After about 20 minutes of talking and threats and shit he eventually decided to leave us alone.

All because I wouldn't buy the son of a bitch a hot dog.
7-eleven spicey dogs might be worth death.
Nov 13th, 2006 03:33 PM
sspadowsky What's the old joke? "Picture Bugs Bunny raping Porky Pig, and then tell me rape can't be funny."
Nov 13th, 2006 02:28 PM
FartinMowler pictures please
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