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Feb 4th, 2010 09:46 AM
Womti obviously but I am just expressing my outrage at him for having no regard for politeness, and still being such a completely obvious bot.
Feb 3rd, 2010 05:04 PM
executioneer yes? this is why he is banned?
Feb 3rd, 2010 04:58 PM
Womti ya know guys I think

he's a spammer
Jan 28th, 2010 07:22 PM
Darryl
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Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
Holy shit, you don't make this up? WTF is waffle cushioning for primo something or other? Moisture wicking? I thought you were pulling that out of your arse.
I don't know about shoes, but I have moisture wicking socks. the fabric is slightly thinner on the top of the foot, so my foot sweat evaporates more easily, then diffusion (or is it osmosis?) pulls the moisture from the thicker fabric to the thinner, and that moisture evaporates etc.
Jan 24th, 2010 07:59 AM
Colonel Flagg I'd buy something now.
Jan 24th, 2010 05:51 AM
kahljorn I'm telling you if you replace the appropriate words its perfect:
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Inspired by barepenises of Kenya
Jan 23rd, 2010 03:29 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
penisstrike in the VAGINA"
Oh man that's great.
Jan 23rd, 2010 02:55 PM
Supafly345 I want some 3 of those my big black cups.
Jan 20th, 2010 08:26 AM
Pentegarn How can shoes be inspired by people who wear no shoes?
Jan 20th, 2010 07:02 AM
Zhukov Holy shit, you don't make this up? WTF is waffle cushioning for primo something or other? Moisture wicking? I thought you were pulling that out of your arse.
Jan 18th, 2010 05:30 AM
kahljorn oh
IM SORRY IF I MADE YOU FEEL BURDENED WITH RESPONSIBILITY
Jan 18th, 2010 03:59 AM
executioneer i only ever replace the links to websites
Jan 18th, 2010 03:31 AM
kahljorn you shoulda replaced "SPLIT TOE" with camel toe and like fourway stretch vagina ensures a superior fit with moisture wicking ability!

etc.!
but that's prolly too much effort for spam! also every mention of foot prolly shoulda been replaced with penis or at least made it obvious that they were talking about footing someone's vagina also thletic shoes should say, "VAGINA. "encapsulated air to cushion the penisstrike in the VAGINA"
Jan 17th, 2010 03:50 PM
lihongwei
Do you know nike

Here is a DEAD DUDE'S Nike shoes. Inspired by barefoot runners of Kenya, this trainer/racer offers lightweight flexibility and natural motion. It has the following features: a split toe creates a powerful push-off; four-way stretch mesh ensures a superior fit with moisture-wicking ability; an articulated forefoot enhances balance, control and power; sculpted Phylon midsole cradles the foot, and a heel Air-Sole unit provides impact protection; BRS 1000 Waffle outsole offers primo cushioning, traction and durability. Durable. Versatile. Revolutionary. "SEMEN-SOCKS" was the first air technology developed at Nike, and it changed the way we think about cushioning: encapsulated air to cushion the footstrike in athletic shoes. It remains the standard in impact protection more than 20 years after its debut. It?s great and comfortable using for A MASTURBATION AID Please see the pictures for more details. They are the model in the picture. Welcome visit to WWW.MYBIGCUPS.COM

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