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| Apr 3rd, 2007 11:16 PM | ||
| Terra | and there are so few of us left | |
| Apr 3rd, 2007 11:15 PM | ||
| MattJack | actually not the first time I've been saved by a stripper, but first time I've been saved by a crime fighting stripper | |
| Apr 3rd, 2007 11:11 PM | ||
| Terra |
 awesome story matt! told in the first person account of somebody that has been saved by a snaggle snatch! and not the first time, i'll wager? |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:47 PM | ||
| MattJack | The End. | |
| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:46 PM | ||
| MattJack |
We arrive at the stripclub. "Well this is I guess where we say good-bye, it.., it was really nice MattJack." I pause, thinking about how she just saved my life with her death snatch. All that I could say was, "You're still a stripper, get out of my fucking car." |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:44 PM | ||
| MattJack |
On the way to the car, a mugger comes out from around another car. He smells like a bowling alley, so I know he means business. As I try to get my wallet, the stripper eats his hand holding the weapon with her vagino-snatch. She saved my life. |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:41 PM | ||
| MattJack |
So we arrive at Denny's and have a splendid Grand Slam Breakfast. She says, "Wow, no other guy has ever let me have 2 glasses of orange juice AND an extra plate of pancakes." as she plays with her weave. I smile and say, "Let's get outta here." |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:39 PM | ||
| MattJack |
Then it flashes back to me and the stripper. Sorry. The stripper and I. I'm all, "Well,..well, you do have a point, but, I feel so bad now. Let's leave this place and I'll take you to a really nice resturaunt.. It's the least I can do." |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:38 PM | ||
| MattJack |
Everyone sees in the memory sequence that she had a boy she loved all through high school. They were happy and when the night of prom came, they decided to do the deed. Her vagino-knives chopped off his manhood and killed him. Which led to her running away and becoming a stripper because it makes her feel like somebody actually wants her by giving her any type of attention. |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:36 PM | ||
| MattJack |
and then she's all, "Cause my vagina has knives in it and I can never love a man. It is my curse." Then a memory sequence happens |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:34 PM | ||
| Terra |
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nuthin like newahleens!
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:33 PM | ||
| MattJack |
and then I'm all, "Guh I've already given you all my twenties! WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!" |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:33 PM | ||
| MattJack |
that sounds like a bad stripper move. She's all whispering in your ear, "For another $20 I'll use the Limp Wrist on you baby." |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:29 PM | ||
| Terra |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:27 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
Sacks that's using the ol' noodle! Any adjective-noun combination works too! |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:24 PM | ||
| MattJack | Abruh-Kadabruh, urine trouble! | |
| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:22 PM | ||
| Sacks | How about shallow-bladdered? | |
| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:19 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
Pfft as far as I know James never liked me anyway. What the hell are you talking about. "Limp-wristed" is becoming very overused too, by the way. Seek a new weak repetitive insult. |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:18 PM | ||
| Terra |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:17 PM | ||
| Terra |
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you're a whiny, limp wristed, drama queen pustule and this is why the internet is the only place you'll ever receive popularity.  but then again...so am i... 
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:12 PM | ||
| Lenor |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:11 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
I didn't create this thread to point out that he left, I created it to point out that he wasted time editting over 100 of his posts. And I already mentioned that he's been posting on SA so he didn't quit the internet all together, either. |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 10:08 PM | ||
| Terra |
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i did not begin a thread wringing my hands over why he left, for the time being. but then again i'm not a pussyfart like you.
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 09:50 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
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| Apr 3rd, 2007 09:48 PM | ||
| Terra | yes but then again, look at the fuss it has stirred up. james is a pro. long live james | |
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