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| Jul 16th, 2008 01:46 AM | ||
| wobzire | uncalled for / AWESOME | |
| Jul 16th, 2008 12:53 AM | ||
| executioneer | maybe you should do that with your ex, she might throw up the baby | |
| Jul 16th, 2008 12:43 AM | ||
| Sacks | TOTALLY GRODY BRO | |
| Jul 16th, 2008 12:42 AM | ||
| Tadao | One time I was naked with my girl in bed and I turned around and put my but against hers and farted (I called them butt kisses). She puked this time because my fart went up her asshole. I never did that again. | |
| Jul 16th, 2008 12:38 AM | ||
| Sacks | No, I got to feel it get stuck in my t shirt like a hot moist breath and seep onto my lower back. | |
| Jul 16th, 2008 12:37 AM | ||
| Tadao |
Was she butt naked and farting directly on your oily back? 
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| Jul 16th, 2008 12:35 AM | ||
| Sacks | No, I may have tolerated it then. | |
| Jul 16th, 2008 12:26 AM | ||
| Tadao | Was she Brazilian? | |
| Jul 16th, 2008 12:25 AM | ||
| Sacks | Once I had a girl sitting on my back giving me a massage and she let one go that sounded like she was ripping apart wet carpet for a good 15 seconds. When she was done she screamed "OH MY GOD" and in her terror she let another one go. It was worse. | |
| Jul 14th, 2008 11:35 PM | ||
| J. Tithonus Pednaud |
I work from home...usually in my underwear. I don't fart much though. My grandfather once told me that once you reach a certain age, you should never trust a fart. In English class, Johnny was sitting in his desk with an confused look on his face and his arm raised. "Teacher, do farts have lumps?" He asked. The teacher replies, "No." "Well then," says Johnny, "I definately just shat myself." |
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| Jul 14th, 2008 02:20 PM | ||
| Blue Fox | my dad, sadly, encourages me. I hope i don't end up scarred or something thanks to him... | |
| Jul 14th, 2008 12:43 PM | ||
| Dr. Boogie |
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| Jul 14th, 2008 05:34 AM | ||
| Pentegarn |
I work in a box truck by myself for 10 hours a day, so the only person who notices it is me, unless I am with a customer. I try not to fart on/in front of customers though. That's just good customer service 
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| Jul 14th, 2008 03:05 AM | ||
| darkvare |
we used to had contests at work but the boss told my dad and it was the end of it 
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| Jul 13th, 2008 09:08 PM | ||
| Tadao | 4sure | |
| Jul 13th, 2008 08:43 PM | ||
| Zomboid | rly? im surprised more ppl dont get mad @ u. i wud if some1 did that 2 me. | |
| Jul 13th, 2008 08:25 PM | ||
| HellBeast | I fart next to ppl and then tell them i did it. unless its a boss or something. then i let some1 else take the blame by giving some1 just the right looks to indicate that they are responsible | |
| Jul 13th, 2008 04:26 PM | ||
| LordSappington | I don't want to meet the man who doesn't | |
| Jul 13th, 2008 12:34 PM | ||
| Colonel Flagg |
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 I HATE it when that happens! |
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| Jul 13th, 2008 09:30 AM | ||
| glowbelly | who would? | |
| Jul 13th, 2008 09:10 AM | ||
| MetalMilitia | I wouldn't dream of farting at work. | |
| Jul 13th, 2008 09:06 AM | ||
| wobzire | I'm at work at SEVEN A.M. on SUNDAY. If I want to shit myself the boss better damn well nod his head approvingly! | |
| Jul 13th, 2008 03:54 AM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
I frequently arrive at my school to find the bathroom smelling like pot and rancid shit. Protip: This is a bad combination. |
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| Jul 13th, 2008 12:20 AM | ||
| LordSappington |
This is why I love these forums. Also, I swear I heard a kid lose his colon at summer school the other day. The quickest way to ruin your day is walking into the bathroom, finally get good and relaxed, then hear this huge grunt noise and what sounds like pudding and a brick splash EVERYWHERE |
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| Jul 12th, 2008 08:43 PM | ||
| EisigerBiskuit | they can't smell farts over the fryer grease so who cares | |
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