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| Jun 2nd, 2008 08:02 PM | |||
| Dixie |
I not only clean houses, I work for my city's live theater (just finished working wardrobe for Madam Butterfly), I am a video store clerk and a face model for a local Mary Kay rep (free make up!!!). Don't get too excited about the housecleaning thing though, no uniform or anything, I'm a yoga pants and KISS t-shirt kinda gal hahaha! :D But seriously, tip your cleaning people appropriately and if they're any good they'll clean up damn near anything in your home. |
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| Jun 2nd, 2008 04:35 PM | |||
| Tadao |
CIG cleans houses? I automatically go into porno mode 
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| Jun 2nd, 2008 06:01 AM | |||
| MetalMilitia |
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| Jun 2nd, 2008 05:06 AM | |||
| Dixie |
I'm not sure what Polish cleaners would do, the Polish people I know personally have very strange ideas of what is funny. I flushed a heroin addict's dope and hid his needles when he smeared his bedroom walls with shit and asked me to clean it. His mom paid me to clean his apartment twice a month, she paid me very well, but not enough to put up with that. |
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| Jun 2nd, 2008 04:52 AM | |||
| T-Rex |
Is it peeing on my toothbrush?
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| Jun 2nd, 2008 03:55 AM | |||
| Dixie |
As a housekeeper who has to clean up such things on a regular basis, it's really not a big deal most of the time (depending on the pay rate to be honest). It's also the reason we cleaning ladies carry rubber gloves. You'd better tip them well if it happens often. We have ways of vengeance that you'll never find out about. |
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| Jun 2nd, 2008 03:41 AM | |||
| T-Rex |
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| May 31st, 2008 01:12 AM | |||
| Sethomas |
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| May 30th, 2008 11:18 PM | |||
| JediScum |
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| May 30th, 2008 09:07 PM | |||
| Mr.Hoopla |
The first condoms were made out of sheep intestines. 
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| May 30th, 2008 03:43 AM | |||
| T-Rex |
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"You could have at least taken his jacket off!" I'll be all, "Forget you ho, he was chilly." |
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| May 29th, 2008 04:05 PM | |||
| liquidstatik |
hey dudes whered bluefox go? 
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| May 29th, 2008 03:09 PM | |||
| Tadao | Putting your dick in a dead guys ass feels good. Whats wrong with you? | ||
| May 29th, 2008 12:13 PM | |||
| Pub Lover |
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| May 29th, 2008 12:07 PM | |||
| MetalMilitia | Having your stuff stolen is god's way of telling you to get off your arse and clean your own crap. | ||
| May 29th, 2008 11:53 AM | |||
| T-Rex |
Cleaning Crew I have cleaning people at my house right now and I know they go through my draws. I have four hundred and eighty thousand pounds in fucking pennies under my pillow. There's a little bump. The cleaning crew who comes to my house must have no clue what I'm about. They're all Polish, I believe, and they come in wearing the little back-pack vacuums just going around the house. I assume that they're Polish because they're shorter in stature compared to normal people. Oops! I mean most other people. They're very nice but I wonder what goes through their minds sometimes. I feel bad about it but I don't like when they have to clean up gross stuff, or anything that they'd consider gross. I try to keep that stuff to a minimum and clean it up myself. Let's say I've had a cold and I've been blowing my nose and leaving snotty tissues on my night table, I'll pick those up if I know the cleaning crew's coming, and throw them in the garbage myself. Now my girlfriend had to be off the pill because she skipped it for a little while, and I don't even play around. So we had to use condoms, which all guys love. Why wouldn't we? It's like putting your dick in a dead guys ass and then fucking your girlfriend with that dead guy on your dick. Like somehow, if you could wedge the dead guy into your girlfriend, it would be just about as comfortable. So anyway, I forgot and left the wrapper on the night table and now I'm ashamed
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