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Sep 24th, 2010 06:28 PM
sonicteam3000 they had to use girls in the human centipede? nasty
Sep 23rd, 2010 11:25 AM
Alan Bates That reminds me of the time I dated this girl I met in Sleepaway Camp.
Turned out she was one of those people that just pretends to be something they're not.
... I'd rather not talk about it.
Sep 22nd, 2010 12:51 AM
Protoclown The seventh image isn't from a movie, I just found that in a google image search.
Sep 21st, 2010 06:51 PM
MarioRPG Never fall for a middle segment of a human centipede. Ewww.
Sep 21st, 2010 09:01 AM
Danny 4 Eyes I dated an older woman in her 40's for a while, but she had really bad burns on her face, insisted on always wearing a red and green sweater, which although accentuated her curves, got a bit samey. During sex she always liked to scratch me with a special glove she had which felt like it had knives on it. I had to break it off when I started to dream a Hell of a lot about her. I would also do something in my dreams, then find I had done it in real life. Turns out I was dating Freddy Cougar.
Sep 21st, 2010 03:33 AM
iamthezman your welcome.
Sep 21st, 2010 02:50 AM
Shadowdancer21b Thanks Thezman!
Sep 21st, 2010 01:58 AM
dextire Oh, that makes much more sense.
That scene is from the movie Species, I believe.
Sep 21st, 2010 01:40 AM
iamthezman hoops, i was talking about the seventh one.
dextire if you know what that one is from, let me know.
Sep 21st, 2010 01:24 AM
dextire Good to see you back, Proto!
And I can sympathize, I once dated an extreme vegetarian with a corn fetish.


iamthezman: The fifth picture is from Frankenhooker, just like it says.
Sep 21st, 2010 12:35 AM
iamthezman the first one is from Return of the Living Dead 3.
but i still don't know who that other one is from, you know the fifth.
Sep 20th, 2010 11:27 PM
Pentegarn That article's style made me think of Max Burbank.
Sep 20th, 2010 11:16 PM
SGFAZ1 One night I got drunk and the next morning I woke up beside this monster.

I know it's not monster, but I would like to think it is. That is not the face of a normal human being.
Sep 20th, 2010 11:12 PM
iamthezman never mind the forth one, its from the brain that wouldn't die, but what is the first and fifth from?
Sep 20th, 2010 11:10 PM
iamthezman what films are the first, forth, and fifth, from?
Sep 20th, 2010 10:14 PM
Shadowdancer21b Glad to see you back Proto! What movie was the first pic from? That's an awesome image!
Sep 20th, 2010 07:58 PM
Kat

Well, I don't know about horror movie monsters, but I once dated this guy who was so creepy that he was almost perfect for me. He was intelligent, artistic, attractive... though it was difficult to keep a relationship between a pane of glass, and we had to go our seperate ways. Besides, towards the end we'd just be having a conversation about something like serial killers or lambs and he'd randomly make a comment about eating my flesh. Not in the good way, either.

It's surprisingly easy to agree on a place to eat when you're dating a cannibal.
Sep 20th, 2010 06:31 PM
Nick Makes me wonder if that crazy bat from Misery gives good head.
Sep 20th, 2010 05:50 PM
Julio I actually wonder how bizarre can dating a severed head be.
Sep 20th, 2010 05:47 PM
DougClayton4231 How could you pass up some good old misery? There's nothing like having a crazy woman take care of you...mainly because you're her hostage.
Sep 20th, 2010 12:06 PM
goblyn Yay! Jan in the Pan!
Sep 20th, 2010 05:07 AM
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