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Nov 23rd, 2004 11:59 AM
Krythor
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Eli Roth will co-produce.
Hilarious.
Nov 21st, 2004 06:23 AM
pjalne Hey, that reminds me, Pamela Anderson once guest-starred as herself on Futurama, and mentioned something about Baywatch The Movie being the first movie to be shot entirely in slo-mo. Let's see if fiction becomes fact.

As for Doubtfire 2: No harm done, I guess, I didn't really think there was a god in the first place.
Nov 21st, 2004 05:07 AM
FS This thread battles my will to live

Mrs. Doubtfire 2? I almost want to know just how they're going to excuse Williams dressing up again. Hmm. Ten to one they have family coming over and Robin has to dress up to make the family look normal or be around because the wife's parents hate him.

And I'm not the biggest Evil Dead fan, but does anyone actually want a remake? Seems to me people think that movie's perfect.

Speaking of Alan Moore movies: lately I wish I could make the League 2 myself, and just ignore everything the first movie did to the story.

Quote:
Title: Baywatch
Log Line: Centers on a phalanx of lifeguards who patrol a California beach.
HA HA HA "phalanx" HA HA HA. I guess it's going to be 90 minutes of the latest hot chicks running around the beach in slowmo. Hmm. Sounds good, actually.
Nov 21st, 2004 01:43 AM
pjalne VERY IMPORTANT BUMP:

Title: Mrs. Doubtfire 2
Log Line: A man poses as an English nanny.
Writer: Bonnie Hunt
Agent: ICM
Buyer: Fox 2000
Price: n/a
Genre: Comedy
Logged: 11/19/04
More: Sequel. Blue Wolf Productions' Robin Williams and Marsha Williams will produce. Robin Williams will star.

Also, Evil Dead remake appears to more than a joke from Sam Raimi:

Title: The Evil Dead
Log Line: Five twentysomething friends are holed up in a remote cabin and discover a Book of the Dead. When an archaeologist's taped translation of the text and its incantations is replayed, the kids accidentally summon dormant demons that possess them.
Writer: n/a
Agent: n/a
Buyer: Senator Intl.
Price: n/a
Genre: Horror
Logged: 11/18/04
More: Remake of the 1981 film written, directed and produced by Sam Raimi. Bruce Campbell and Ghost House Pictures’ Sam Raimi & Rob Tapert will produce.

Here's one for Rongi (or Esuohlim, I sometimes mix the two of you up). Pray they won't screw it up:

Title: V for Vendetta
Log Line: In an alternate future, Germany wins WWII and Great Britain becomes a fascist state. A terrorist freedom fighter known only as "V" begins a violent guerilla campaign to destroy those who've succumbed to totalitarianism, and recruits a young woman he's rescued from the secret police to join him.
Writer: Alan Moore (author)
Agent: n/a
Buyer: Warner Bros. Pictures
Price: n/a
Genre: Science Fiction Action
Logged: 11/18/04
More: Graphic novel. James McTeigue will direct. The Wachowski brothers will produce. Joel Silver will produce.

An inevitable one:

Title: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Log Line: As his fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry approaches, 15-year-old Harry Potter is in full-blown adolescence, complete with regular outbursts of rage, a nearly debilitating crush, and the blooming of a powerful sense of rebellion. Harry is feeling especially edgy at the lack of news from the magic world, wondering when the freshly revived evil Lord Voldemort will strike.
Writer: Michael Goldenberg
Agent: Cliff Roberts of William Morris Agency
Buyer: Warner Bros. Pictures
Price: n/a
Genre: Fantasy
Logged: 11/17/04
More: To be based on the novel by J.K. Rowling. Fifth installment of this franchise. David Heyman will produce.

Pixar assraped :

Title: Toy Story 3
Log Line: More adventures from Woody, Buzz Lightyear and the rest of Andy's toys.
Writer: n/a
Agent: n/a
Buyer: Walt Disney Pictures
Price: n/a
Genre: Family
Logged: 11/16/04
More: Third installment of this franchise. This will be CGI animation like the first two films.

This one has a great title, but we'll see how it turns out:

Title: Pimp: The Story of My Life
Log Line: In the late 1920's, a young street hustler and pimp in Chicago is sent prison. Three decades later, he is straightened up and begins writing about his experiences in the ghetto.
Writer: Robert "Iceberg Slim" Beck (author)
Agent: n/a
Buyer: Pras
Price: n/a
Genre: Drama Bio
Logged: 11/15/04
More: Book published by Holloway House Publishing Company. Rapper Pras will produce. Picked up in turnaround from Fox Searchlight.

Oh man:

Title: Real Men
Log Line: An impromptu small-town football game which pits gay against straight attracts worldwide attention.
Writer: Dan O'Dowd
Agent: Chasin Agency
Buyer: Mount Film Company
Price: n/a
Genre: Comedy
Logged: 11/15/04
More: Option. Dan O'Dowd and Mount Co.'s Thom Mount will produce. John Landis will direct.

STOP THE PRESSES:

Title: Baywatch
Log Line: Centers on a phalanx of lifeguards who patrol a California beach.
Writer: n/a
Agent: CAA
Buyer: DreamWorks
Price: $1.25 million
Genre: Drama Action
Logged: 11/10/04
More: Rights to TV series that ran from 1989-2000. Creators Michael Berk, Doug Schwartz and Greg Bonann will produce. Michelle Berk will be executive produce. Eli Roth will co-produce. No screenwriter has been hired yet.

The hijinx!:

Title: Noah's Ark: The Untold Story
Log line: A hapless camel must save the animals aboard Noah's Ark.
Writer: William Schifrin
Agent: Michael Margules of Paradigm
Buyer: Walden Media and Creative Battery
Price: n/a
Genre: Family
Logged: 11/9/04
More: Rewrite. Walden Media and Creative Battery will produce. This will be a CGI film.

OK, that's all for now! Have a great time at the cinema!
Nov 10th, 2004 12:51 AM
S.I.D.S. haha those australians

"Log line: Giant robots are able to morph into cars, trucks and planes"....why wouldnt they be able to?



Also I would hate to see a re-make of revenge of the nerds. Being in college is bad enough without people making a movie that shows stuff that doesn't happen in college.
Nov 9th, 2004 09:08 PM
pjalne But not this one:

Title: Russell
Log line: An Australian poacher gets trapped in a koala's body and shipped to the London Zoo after falling under an Aboriginal spell.
Writer: Simon Kelton
Agent: Mngr. David Faigenblum of Concept Entertainment
Buyer: Independent
Price: n/a
Genre: Family Adventure
Logged: 11/4/04
More: Martin Brown, Ian Jessel and Matador Pictures’ Nigel Thomas will produce. Russell Mulcahy is in negotiations to direct.

JIXBY PHILLIPS I EXPECT TO SEE HORROR HORSE ISLAND ON THIS LIST NEXT MONTH AND NO LATER!
Nov 9th, 2004 09:05 PM
pjalne I might see this one if it's produced:

Title: Another Bullshit Night in Suck City
Log line: An unconventional relationship exists between a father and son while the 27-year-old young man is working as a caseworker at a homeless shelter in Boston.
Writer: Nick Flynn (author)
Agent: n/a
Buyer: Columbia Pictures
Price: n/a
Genre: Comedy
Logged: 11/9/04
More: Memoirs (novel). Corduroy Films’ Michael Costigan will produce.
Nov 9th, 2004 08:46 PM
Jeanette X Some of these are decent, but some are so bad that I wonder if I ought to take up screenwriting. Whatever I come up with can't be any worse than the shit these hacks churn out.
Nov 9th, 2004 08:37 PM
thebiggameover
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Title: Plague
Log line: A mysterious apocalypse has left the world's children comatose and unresponsive. Trouble starts when the grownup kids wake up and lash out against their parents.
Writer: Hal Masonberg and Teal Minton
Agent: Mngr. Todd Sharp of Bedlam Media
Buyer: Midnight Picture Show and Armada Pictures
Price: n/a
Genre: Horror Thriller
Logged: 11/4/04
More: Clive Barker, Jorge Saralegui and Tim O’Hair will produce. Armada Pictures' Chris Sieverncih & Matt Milich, Midnight Picture Show's Joe Daley & Anthony Diblasi, DH Blair Pictures' Michael Almog & Morton Davis will executive produce. Hal Masonberg will direct.
that looks rad!
Nov 9th, 2004 08:18 PM
Rongi
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krythor
Dinner for Schmucks is written by Jon Vitti of the Simpsons, the Critic and King of the Hill so as terrible as the premise sounds it should turn out okay.
And Ali G is in it. I love that show so much
Nov 9th, 2004 04:51 PM
GADZOOKS
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krythor
Dinner for Schmucks is written by Jon Vitti of the Simpsons, the Critic and King of the Hill so as terrible as the premise sounds it should turn out okay.

Is the Bill Corbett that's credited as co-writing Starship Dave the same Bill Corbett who played Crow in the last 3 seasons of MST3k?
Yes it's him.
Nov 9th, 2004 04:44 PM
FreakinStrange i saw the movie that Dinner for Schmucks is based upon and it was alright
Nov 9th, 2004 01:26 PM
Krythor Dinner for Schmucks is written by Jon Vitti of the Simpsons, the Critic and King of the Hill so as terrible as the premise sounds it should turn out okay.

Is the Bill Corbett that's credited as co-writing Starship Dave the same Bill Corbett who played Crow in the last 3 seasons of MST3k?
Nov 9th, 2004 09:47 AM
huond god i pray this gets made


Title: Nerd Camp
Log line: A group of children spend the summer taking college level courses at a "Nerd Camp" and redefine what it means to be cool.
Writer: Burkhard Bilger (journalist)
Agent: n/a
Buyer: Nick Films and Tollin/Robbins Productions
Price: n/a
Genre: Comedy
Logged: 10/8/04
More: New York Times article. Nick’s Julia Pistor and TRP’s Mike Tollin and Brian Robbins will produce.
Nov 9th, 2004 04:52 AM
FS
Quote:
Log line: Two guys from different racial backgrounds find out that they are actually brothers and must compete against each other for an inheritance.
This line seriously made me want to scream out loud.

AND A MOVIE BASED ENTIRELY ON THE CONCEPT OF A WOMAN SHAVING HER HEAD? YEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH

And that Sabrina movie with Sarah Michelle Gellar sounds like kind of a slap in the face of Melissa Joan Hart, even though she's turning into more and more of a beast.
Nov 9th, 2004 04:09 AM
the_dudefather go igor

but a revenge of the nerds remake ARE THEY MAD?!?!

NEEERRRRDDDSS!!!!!!!!!
Nov 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
GADZOOKS Title: Curly Oxide and Vic Thrill
Log Line: A Hasidic Jew and a grizzled rock musician form a band.
Writer: Tina Fey
Agent: Endeavor Agency
Buyer: Paramount Pictures
Price: Mid-six against seven-figure
Genre: Comedy
Logged: 8/26/04
More: Based on a true story Fey heard a segment about the duo on National Public Radio. Lorne Michaels and John Goldwyn will produce.

Nov 8th, 2004 11:22 PM
pjalne http://www.scriptsales.com/
Nov 8th, 2004 11:17 PM
GADZOOKS

where do you find these, pjalne
Nov 8th, 2004 10:49 PM
Schimid
Quote:
Title: Alvin and the Chipmunks
Log line: Three chipmunk brothers, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are adopted by a man named Dave.
Writer: n/a
Agent: n/a
Buyer: Fox 2000 and 20th Century Fox Animation
Price: n/a
Genre: Family
Logged: 9/15/04
More: To be based on the 1950s and '60s characters. This will be a live-action/CGI feature. Bagdasarian Productions' Janice Karman and Ross Bagdasarian Jr. will produce. No writer or director is attached as yet.


Igor looks good too :o
Nov 8th, 2004 10:33 PM
pjalne Here are some script sales from September. Here's the promising one:

Title: Coraline
Log line: A young girl discovers an alternate version of her life after walking through a secret door in her new home. When her counterfeit parents try to keep her forever, Coraline reveals her heroic qualities.
Writer: Henry Selick
Agent: Jon Levin of CAA
Buyer: Vinton Studios
Price: n/a
Genre: Children’s
Logged: 9/23/04
More: Based on the children’s book by Neil Gaiman. Bill Mechanic's Pandemonium Films will produce. Henry Selick will direct. This will be an animated film.

Here are the not-so-promising ones:

Title: Dinner for Schmucks
Log line: A man possesses such "extraordinary schmuckiness" that he's capable of ruining the life of anyone who spends more than a few minutes in his presence.
Writer: Jon Vitti
Agent: Rob Rothman of Rothman Brecher Agency
Buyer: DreamWorks
Price: n/a
Genre: Comedy
Logged: 9/29/04
More: Remake of the French film “Le Diner de cons. Walter Parkes and Laurie MacDonald will produce. Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Ali G, will star.

Title: Starship Dave
Log line: A massive fireball from space hits New York's Central Park and an ordinary man emerges unscathed. The man turns out to be a spaceship operated by 100 human-looking aliens who are one-quarter inch tall and seeking a way to save their planet; complications ensue when their captain falls in love with an Earth woman who's always picked losers for previous romances.
Writer: Rob Greenberg and Bill Corbett
Agent: Sylvie Rabineau of Rabineau Wachter and Sanford (Greenberg)
Buyer: Paramount Pictures
Price: n/a
Genre: Comedy Science Fiction
Logged: 9/28/04
More: Spec script. Guy Walks Into A Bar's Jon Berg & Todd Komarnicki and Deep River Productions' David Friendly & Marc Turtletaub will produce.

Title: Untitled Dax Shepard and Al Shearer Project
Log line: Two guys from different racial backgrounds find out that they are actually brothers and must compete against each other for an inheritance.
Writer: Chris Pappas and Mike Bernier
Agent: Nick Yellen at Nick Yellen Creative Agency and atty. Peter Grossman
Buyer: Fox Searchlight
Price: n/a
Genre: Comedy
Logged: 9/27/04
More: Based on an idea by Dax Shepard and Al Shearer. Chris Pappas and Mike Bernier may also direct. Dax Shepard and Al Shearer will star.

Title: The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D
Log line: A 10-year-old outcast is shunned by his classmates and forced to spend summer vacation alone. With his two imaginary friends, he goes on a mission to prove dreams can become reality.
Writer: Robert Rodriguez
Agent: Robert Newman of ICM
Buyer: Dimension
Price: n/a
Genre: Family
Logged: 9/22/04
More: Troublemaker Studios' Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellan will produce. Robert Rodriguez will direct. George Lopez will star.

Title: Alvin and the Chipmunks
Log line: Three chipmunk brothers, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are adopted by a man named Dave.
Writer: n/a
Agent: n/a
Buyer: Fox 2000 and 20th Century Fox Animation
Price: n/a
Genre: Family
Logged: 9/15/04
More: To be based on the 1950s and '60s characters. This will be a live-action/CGI feature. Bagdasarian Productions' Janice Karman and Ross Bagdasarian Jr. will produce. No writer or director is attached as yet.

Title: Revenge of the Nerds
Log line: A college fraternity that houses the school's socially awkward, thick-glasses-sporting set decides to exact their revenge on the football players who've repeatedly humiliated them.
Writer: Gabe Sachs and Jeff Judah
Agent: Dan Brecher of Rothman Brecher Agency
Buyer: Fox Searchlight
Price: n/a
Genre: Comedy
Logged: 9/14/04
More: Remake of the 1984 film. Wonderland's McG and Stephanie Savage will produce. Adam Brody and Brett Harrison will co-produce.

Title: Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
Log Line: A 16 year old girl moves in with her aunts and discovers that they and she are all witches.
Writer: n/a
Agent: n/a
Buyer: Paramount Pictures
Price: n/a
Genre: Fantasy Adventure
Logged: 9/13/04
More: Rights acquired to comic book character from Archie Comics Entertainment. Archie Comics Entertainment's Allan Grafman and Chuck Grimes will produce. Archie Comics Publications' Michael Silberkleit and Richard Goldwater will executive produce. Sarah Michelle Gellar will star.

Title: Hawaii Five-O
Log line: A specialty unit of the Hawaii State Police is tapped by the governor to take on organized crime.
Writer: George Nolfi
Agent: Mike Simpson of William Morris Agency
Buyer: Warner Bros. Pictures
Price: n/a
Genre: Action-Drama
Logged: 9/9/04
More: Based on the popular TV show. George Litto will produce. Andria Litto will executive produce. No director or actors are attached as yet.

Title: Untitled Addario-Syracuse Pitch
Log line: Two intensely competitive rivals on the women's beach volleyball tour must learn to combine their vastly different playing styles to win back their honor.
Writer: Lisa Addario and Joey Syracuse
Agent: Sandra Lucchesi of The Gersh Agency
Buyer: Paramount Pictures
Price: Mid-six figures
Genre: Sports Drama
Logged: 9/9/04
More: Pitch. Preemptive buy. Vincent Newman Entertainment will produce.

Title: Nappily Ever After
Log Line: An African American advertising executive tired of fussing with her long and processed straight hair -- shaves it off and kicks out her commitment-phobic boyfriend. Discovering a newfound freedom, she is unprepared for how friends and co-workers react to her new hairdo and subsequent new life.
Writer: Lisa Loomer
Agent: ICM
Buyer: Universal Pictures
Price: n/a
Genre: Drama Comedy
Logged: 9/8/04
More: Rewrite. Tina Chism wrote a draft of the script, which was based on Trisha Thomas' novel. Halle Berry, Vincent Cirrincione (Berry's manager), Angela DeJoseph, and Marc Platt Productions' Marc Platt will produce. Patricia Cardoso will direct. Halle Berry to star.

Title: Igor
Log line: A hunchbacked lab assistant has big dreams of becoming a mad scientist and winning the first place prize at the annual Evil Science Fair.
Writer: Chris McKenna
Agent: Matt Rice of UTA
Buyer: Exodus Film
Price: n/a
Genre: Comedy
Logged: 9/7/04
More: Max Howard will executive produce. This will be an animated film.

(OK, that one could turn out allright)
Nov 7th, 2004 05:00 PM
the_dudefather i bet the scottish nanny is a steriotyped view as well.

och aye! we ney need no haggis, ive got enough in me bagpipes (and so forth)

go scotland! birthplace of battered cheeseburgers and gta
Nov 7th, 2004 04:42 PM
GADZOOKS you forgot the part where one of the hip hop kids gets into a little and the nanny uses her street smarts to get them out of the doghouse, word up
Nov 7th, 2004 04:33 PM
EisigerBiskuit
Quote:
Title: The A-Team
Log line: An unofficial team of vets are wanted by the military for a crime they didn't commit. While they run from the law, they help innocent people out of bad situations.
Writer: Bruce Feirstein
Agent: David Saunders of APA
Buyer: Twentieth Century Fox
Price: n/a
Genre: Action
Logged: 10/12/04
More: Based on the 80's TV series. Series creator Stephen J. Cannell will produce. Spike Seldin will produce. Mark Silvestri will executive produce. First set up in February 2001.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nov 7th, 2004 03:49 PM
FS I didn't take into account that they'd have to afford a nanny. But it would make sense that the prissy Scottish nanny from wealthy conditions would end up having to make the most of living with a family in poor conditions. AT FIRST SHE FEELS SHE CAN'T DO IT, BUT THEN THE KIDS TEACH HER HOW TO RAP AND SUDDENLY SHE'S LIVIN IT UP YO AND EVERYONE'S GETTING ALONG AND MAKING IT IN LIFE.

And when I think of rappers and hiphoppers I generally don't think of cute little nuclear families, because like rockstars, they generally don't have them.
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