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Feb 4th, 2007 12:29 PM
SKATERMONKEY when i was a kid i had adhd i would do really annoying things like talk loud, run around the house and eat dirt. when i was at school i would eat glue and paint. also open a pair of scissors in my mouth until this one time they opened in my mouth and my jaw dislocated and i couldnt get them out and had to have a girl to help me.
Feb 4th, 2007 10:42 AM
Emu A few years ago my cousins were driving a golf cart around and my brother was riding on the back of it. They hit a bump and he fell off. When my cousins had noticed they had lost him, they threw the cart into reverse and backed over him.

lol
Feb 4th, 2007 12:55 AM
AngryTinyMan Well, this one time, like fourteen or so years ago, I apparently was mad at my sister for something, so I closed the garage door on her leg. I didn't break it or anything, but it really scared her.

How someone lets their leg get stuck beneath a slow-moving garage door, I really don't get.
Feb 1st, 2007 03:01 PM
W01fman Speaking of putting things in your butt. Skatermonkey should be here any second.
Feb 1st, 2007 02:38 PM
liquidstatik oh yeah one time i put a pencil under my sister right before she sat down, because of looney toons. the led broke off in her butt
Feb 1st, 2007 02:33 PM
RaNkeri
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Originally Posted by ArrowX View Post
I hope they beat the everloving shit out of you too.
I'd reffer it more as "slapping"
Feb 1st, 2007 09:22 AM
ArrowX I hope they beat the everloving shit out of you too.
Feb 1st, 2007 04:16 AM
RaNkeri During my years in elementaryschool, I used to annoy the shit out of my upper classmen, who would then chase me around the school halls and yards. It was great fun, mostly because of the adrenalin, and even more funnier when me and some of my friends worked as a team. I got caught quite often though
Feb 1st, 2007 01:16 AM
Chojin i was going to be all 'this thread is about stupid things you did as a kid terra, why don't you try participating' until i realized she was
Jan 31st, 2007 11:37 PM
Terra another dickless wonder was born
Jan 31st, 2007 09:19 PM
Goat Cheese I wanted a slip and slide really badly, but my parents didn't want to buy me one so one day I took a bunch of garbage bags and set them on the floor. However the floor was covered in gravel. SHARP GRAVEL. So I turned on the hose and jumped and got a gut full of racks and pain. The clincher is that I did it a few times before I realized what was wrong.
Jan 31st, 2007 05:56 PM
zeldasbiggestfan whyd they let you take one home?
Jan 31st, 2007 05:39 PM
deuce Once we did a school project where we put eggs in an incubator and watched them hatch. After they all hatched I got to take one home and keep it. One day I got this genius idea that I wanted the chicken and my cat to be buddies. I took the chicken out and held it in the palm of my hand in front of our cat for a couple minutes, and as soon as I thought that they were going to get along the cat picked the chicken up in his mouth and ran off.

Poor chicken......
Jan 31st, 2007 12:45 PM
sadie
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
i also used to think that if a girl was on a box of cereal, boys werent allowed to eat it. and if a black kid was on a box of cereal, white kids werent allowed to eat it either

which sucked because the girls and the black kids were always on the best cereals. the white kids were on the unsugared, gross ones
i love this.
Jan 31st, 2007 11:10 AM
Noodles When I was like 7 I put my pet rabbit in a toy dump truck I had, then I would make the truck go down hills and go off ramps I set up...my rabbit was pretty banged up.
Jan 29th, 2007 07:22 AM
the_dudefather there was this kid I hated, and to get back at him one day I vomited into his hat that was sitting on the ground, got sent to bed early, but it was sooooo worth it
Jan 29th, 2007 06:05 AM
Mad Melvin I remember when I was in third grade, me and my friend used to pick on this kid on our class, but we really went too far when we took his sweater by force, put it into a toilet, peed on it and made him watch the whole show. He started crying and we just laughed. I feel really bad about it now.
Jan 27th, 2007 08:08 PM
zeldasbiggestfan
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Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
one time in elementary school we were at reccess, and i had to piss reaaaaallyy bad, but my teacher wouldn't let me go inside to the restroom, so i whipped it out and pissed on the water fountain in front of everyone ;<

i almost got in lots of trouble, but my mom took up for me ;o
This had me in tears.
Jan 27th, 2007 07:38 PM
Rongi
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Originally Posted by THE MOCK WARRIOR
Did you only eat Retard Crisipies?
yeah it was terr-

HEY WAIT A MINUTE

oh man i walked int othat one didnt i :hifive
Jan 27th, 2007 06:55 PM
Grislygus Whoah! Save the good ones for the ring, champ.
Jan 27th, 2007 06:52 PM
THE MOCK WARRIOR Did you only eat Retard Crisipies?
Jan 27th, 2007 06:34 PM
Rongi i also used to think that if a girl was on a box of cereal, boys werent allowed to eat it. and if a black kid was on a box of cereal, white kids werent allowed to eat it either

which sucked because the girls and the black kids were always on the best cereals. the white kids were on the unsugared, gross ones
Jan 27th, 2007 05:47 PM
kahljorn this guy who was my friend n like 3rd grade decided it would be a good idea to beat me up for no reason, i hadn't even seen him for two years. So he started running after me and i ran from him and when he got close i ducked down and he fell down lol.
Jan 27th, 2007 05:38 PM
liquidstatik lol ;o

my friend got beat up for his bicycle when we were in 8th grade

it was a 20 yr old blaaaacck guy with some thug name i don't remember
Jan 27th, 2007 05:10 PM
kahljorn A gang tried to beat me up in 5th grade
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