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|Nov 13th, 2008 06:56 PM|
|Tadao||I'm not that Japanese|
|Nov 13th, 2008 06:32 PM|
|Nov 13th, 2008 06:26 PM|
|Tadao||You could always stand behind me and hold my cock while I pee. I've had a couple of girlfriends do that.|
|Nov 13th, 2008 06:22 PM|
|Nov 12th, 2008 08:53 PM|
|Nov 12th, 2008 08:36 PM|
Provided that you don't have a urinary tract infection or blood in it or something.
|Nov 12th, 2008 07:18 PM|
|executioneer||pee isn't always sterile guys, if you're sick it can be just as bad as any other bodily fluid|
|Nov 12th, 2008 12:23 PM|
|Crimson Ghost||I've pissed on the street, which leaves a mark 'till it rains. So it's not a good idea to have a all night party and write (pee) bad things and messages on the street. Sometimes it'll be there for weeks.|
|Nov 12th, 2008 12:13 PM|
Its a good thing that urine is sterile...
Sometimes my pee smells like beer when I haven't drunk any beer. Never occurred to me if it would actually taste like beer...
|Nov 12th, 2008 09:07 AM|
Taking notes on the bucket thing.
Anyone leave piss messages in people's snowy yards?
Something like "Yeti wuz here"?
Or maybe a pee version of crop circles in the snowy yard?
|Nov 12th, 2008 08:54 AM|
With the gatorade - "Why the hell does this look like piss?" "Who the fuck put a piss bottle with my gatorade?" or "Why is this piss bottle a different color than my piss bottles?" Usually a lot of confusion.
With the beer bottle - It depends on how drunk they are. Often they notice that the bottle is too warm to be safe. Maybe they take a sip and realize that it's not beer. The look of confusion on their face as they are deep in thought is priceless.
Urinating in a bucket, leaning it against someone's dorm room, then knocking on their door and running away is always fun too. Ahh... College was fun.
All in all it's good times all around.
|Nov 12th, 2008 08:39 AM|
I haven't peed in an ice tray either.
At festivals I often pee in my empty beer cups and leave them on tables.
I have never watched the results.
Any particularly good witnessed reactions?
|Nov 12th, 2008 08:34 AM|
|Crimson Ghost||No not yet. But i've done the "pee in a gatorade bottle and put it with someone's gatorade that they didn't drink yet" gag. Which also works with beer bottles.|
|Nov 12th, 2008 08:18 AM|
Yay for sink peeing!
Anyone ever try the classic pee in the ice tray gag?
|Nov 12th, 2008 08:15 AM|
|Crimson Ghost||I just pee in the sink at public bathrooms.|
|Nov 11th, 2008 10:33 PM|
|Tadao||You'll leave a divot hole in the ground!|
|Nov 11th, 2008 09:34 PM|
No, I stand up straight and let 'er rip.
If you let it go full force the whole time you don't get any dribble.
Like REALLY push it hard.
And I just don't trust toilets.
|Nov 11th, 2008 07:07 PM|
I don't hover unless the person before me has hovered and has gotten piss on the seat.
Or if its visibly filthy in some other way.
So do you use the technique of angling the hips and directing the stream with your fingers? I've tried it in the shower, but I still manage to get it dribbling down my thighs at the end. Any tips?
|Nov 11th, 2008 09:56 AM|
You forget, some of us CAN pee standing up.
Like I'm going to sit on a toilet in clubs/portopotties/stranger's houses.
All it takes is practice ladies!
|Nov 11th, 2008 09:52 AM|
|Crimson Ghost||I agree on being prepared, I try to be. Concert poops are a horrible experience in it self, the thought of sitting on some dirty, probably piss covered toilet..., so some baby wipes at least make the cleaning less tedious. The hover method does works, but I'm glad I can at least pee standing up. I feel bad for women, I couldn't do it.|
|Nov 11th, 2008 09:22 AM|
|Dixie||I make it a point to carry tissues or baby wipes with me, especially on tours. After our food poisoning in FL, the rest of that particular band stays prepared as well. That van smelled like a retard's fart. Thank god it was a rental.|
|Nov 11th, 2008 09:13 AM|
|Crimson Ghost||Yeah, pooping can and will be "messy". What do you clean up with? At least in the woods you have leaves. A random poop in an arbitrary location is probably not a good idea.|
|Nov 11th, 2008 09:07 AM|
I've never crapped on anyone either, and I'd like to keep it that way. At least pee is sterile.
I keep my poo private, that way I don't have to share any of the fumes.
Smells like Kit Kats in July.
|Nov 11th, 2008 09:03 AM|
|Crimson Ghost||Wow, I've pissed on my share of people, but I can say I never crapped on anyone. I'll have to try that next.|
|Nov 11th, 2008 08:57 AM|
Yeah, that's why I always pass out on the top edge of the lawn.
One of my friends took a shit in the parking lot at Wacken in the dark. When he looked down he realized he had crapped on some dude that had passed out under a van.
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