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Mar 9th, 2004 04:06 PM
bigtimecow you are so very welcome
Mar 8th, 2004 09:30 PM
Emu thank you for doing what everybody else did
Mar 8th, 2004 08:29 PM
Helm Yes.
Mar 8th, 2004 08:24 PM
bigtimecow
rofl
Mar 8th, 2004 08:11 PM
Skulhedface
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"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!
So, the real message here is, allowing yourself to be crucified is cool?
Mar 8th, 2004 07:37 PM
Drev Introducing....

THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!


JESUS AND THE PIRATE!

Mar 8th, 2004 03:41 PM
Jixby Phillips hahah check this site out too its grteat

www.jesusdressup.com
Mar 8th, 2004 03:39 PM
Schimid

Avatar, right there.
Mar 8th, 2004 03:25 PM
Big McLargehuge [center:5f3064e139]What is Black and White and Red all over?

The Bible! We can read it's facts in black and white
and it's red with the blood that Jesus spilled
on the Cross because of His Love for us![/center:5f3064e139]
Mar 8th, 2004 02:58 PM
Drev
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Originally Posted by The Anon
Heh heh...fuckin A!
You. I hate you already.
Mar 8th, 2004 02:21 PM
The Anon Heh heh...fuckin A!
Mar 8th, 2004 05:31 AM
Dr. V Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew! OMG THAT BLEW ME AWAY!
Mar 6th, 2004 03:26 PM
Ninjavenom No shit, Emu. Kanga-Jew and the answer to the T-Rex question didn't give it away?
Mar 6th, 2004 02:55 PM
mesobe
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Everyone loves candy, but it doesn't really provide nourishment - for the body or the soul. Instead of handing out candy to the trick-or-treaters, why not give them something a little meatier? Why not give them Bible tracts!
mmmm!! sounds de-licious!
Mar 6th, 2004 02:52 PM
mesobe why the fuck would Ruby the Lioness want to fuck that frail little lamb? She would go feral on his ass saturday night then ask for fogiveness in church the next morning.
Mar 6th, 2004 01:34 PM
Anonymouse Mmmm Lambuel looks edible. Some nice lamb chops wouldn't hurt.
Mar 6th, 2004 01:31 PM
AChimp
"BOO! I'm John the Baptist, and these are my many exciting exploits..."

Mar 6th, 2004 01:25 PM
ScruU2wice
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Originally Posted by Emu
You guys know this is a joke site, right?
SECULAR LIES!!!
Mar 6th, 2004 12:36 PM
The One and Only... The giraffe is the best.
Mar 6th, 2004 12:18 PM
Emu You guys know this is a joke site, right?
Mar 6th, 2004 11:20 AM
ScruU2wice [center:6f487f1991]WARNING
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.[/center:6f487f1991]
Mar 6th, 2004 11:18 AM
Matt Harty BAH I DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING, I'M STAYING HOME ON SUNDAY


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Make a nail just like the ones used by the Romans to crucify Our Lord. A thought-provoking project that will impress upon your children the suffering that Jesus went through on their behalf. Makes a great Christmas ornament!

Caution: Pointy edges. Not for children under 5.

Requires: 1 sheet of paper or card stock, scissors, scoring tool, glue or tape.
Mar 6th, 2004 11:13 AM
ScruU2wice "Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?"





Edit: Does anybody else notice the Professor Giraffenstein has a jewish name
Mar 6th, 2004 05:29 AM
ProfessorCool I couldn't even get passed "The "z" is for "zealousness"" without laughing.



The temptation of LIPS
Mar 6th, 2004 05:22 AM
ItalianStereotype I laughed so hard at the Halloween section that my roommate pissed on himself and vomited on the floor. he's also got the plague or summin.
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