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Jun 27th, 2003 03:53 AM
aeQea
Re: FIGHT ME!

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Jun 25th, 2003 02:58 PM
Hyphen Your all deft assbuckets! Fuck a duck you salty twatlords!
Jun 10th, 2003 10:38 PM
Jixby Phillips A lot of people have lost the point of this thread.
Jun 10th, 2003 10:59 AM
Grazzt I wish Skulhedface would stop trying to make fun of everyone who's funny. He deserves to be stuck with knives by midgets for eternity.
Jun 10th, 2003 08:09 AM
I drink varnish
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

You want my meat, don't you you cock loving, pokemon fucking, varnish monkey! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, varnish!
Mar 18th, 2003 02:39 AM
Professor Cool "Chump"
Mar 1st, 2003 03:27 PM
JesusFishSticks
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrAdventure
YOUR ANUS JOKES AND FLEXIBLE ORCHESTRATION OF THE WORD "FUCK" ARE THE REAL WINNERS, TODAY.
hell with that, I'm the real winner

and other person... with the hellraiser thing... stop going tsk tsk tsk... you'll get spit on your monitor, and no one wants that to happen
Feb 27th, 2003 03:52 PM
The Unseen How about swanfucker or venereal material?
Feb 21st, 2003 05:31 PM
Skulhedface A fellow Stuck-In-The-Bible-Belter, and you met a li'l thug, and he didn't have a gun? lol

Guess I can relate. EVERYONE wanted to be thugs in middle school. Like I was the only one on the planet that liked metal.
Feb 21st, 2003 05:01 PM
Abe Slank This thread seems shattered so I'll throw in a tale of a figt I was in when I was a bald down there. I was staying with a friend for the weekend in a neighborhood with ahellofa bunch of kids. One of his neighbor friends was quite the lil' thug. For some dumb reason he called me a motherfucker. For some dumber reason I told him to keep his mother off the streets. He proceeded to kick my ass to comical black-n-blueness for all the neighborhood kids.
Feb 20th, 2003 10:30 AM
glowbelly i hate when people forget to use the ")"

it's like everything i just read i should ignore.
somebody else who knows me better can explain that.

soooo, here we go:

)
Feb 20th, 2003 06:18 AM
sadie HEY, SKULLBOY, HAVE YOU BEEN TO BRAWLHALL? I BET YOU'D BE KICKING SOME MAJOR ARSE THERE!
Feb 20th, 2003 02:17 AM
Skulhedface Woah, it took awhile for that reply, I almost thought you DID take my advice.

All kidding aside, this has been pretty fun. >smiles<

But you still need a nap.
Feb 20th, 2003 02:06 AM
MrAdventure MATURITY IS GREAT JUST LIKE JOKES

I HOPE YOU WIN THIS FIGHHT JIXBY MIGHT HAVE TO LEAVE IF YOU WIN HIM
Feb 20th, 2003 01:41 AM
Skulhedface It must be so wonderful to be you... oops, I forget, this isn't the right place for something like "simple sarcasm" A bitter little boy with nothing better to do than fight someone else's fight (in case you didn't notice, you butted in and oops, I said "butted", is that going to go on your "He made an anal reference" checklist?

Tsk tsk tsk. It must be so cool to be a bitter little boy like you.

One of these days, you might develop this thing called "a sense of humor". When you develop that, you may post again. Until then, take a nap or something, Jesus Christ. You could use it. I know the baby my girl's mom babysits always stops sniveling and whining after a good nap. Take some good advice, and see you in the morning, when you can play with the adults again.

Sweet dreams, and I look forward to your next carefully thought out, witty reply, wrought with ironic and significant remarks.

Or, to put it simply... sleep now. Bed good. Kindergarten tomorrow. Graham crackers for lunch. Milk money get stolen. Kids beat up and stuff in toilet. Smells like Daddy.

>smiles<

Try again :D

Feb 20th, 2003 01:33 AM
MrAdventure YOUR ANUS JOKES AND FLEXIBLE ORCHESTRATION OF THE WORD "FUCK" ARE THE REAL WINNERS, TODAY.
Feb 20th, 2003 01:23 AM
Skulhedface As long as it's not as stiff and wooden as yours, why not?

Heh heh heh, Too bad we don't have mics, huh? I could have pronounced all those big bad nasty words phonetically for you. Maybe it woulda been easier to digest? Thought so.

Go to bed sonny boy. You got a big day tomorrow ;D Maybe you'll wake up in a better mood and just MAYBE that means that that rat that seems permanently lodged in your anal cavity will pass and all will be roses for you again. We can only hope, hmm?

And one more thing... Putting up a suitable fight takes a little more than "fuck you". But if I didn't need to tell you that, I wouldn't have had to say a thing about originality, now would I?

"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and prove them right."

Sound familiar?

Oh, and I already thought of the "You should take your own advice, hyuk hyuk" line. I'll give you a suggestion more on par with what you're capable of without a headache:

"You are gay. Go away"

>yawns<

Feb 20th, 2003 01:14 AM
MrAdventure Fuck you, stupid!

WOULD YOU LIKE A PERSONALITY?
Feb 20th, 2003 01:09 AM
Skulhedface Point well taken, you do the same. Heh heh heh.

No wonder anti-psychotic drugs are being prescribed in record numbers.

Just a thought.
Feb 20th, 2003 01:04 AM
MrAdventure THAT WAS AWE INSPIRING, PLEASE DEDICATE YOURSELF TO POSTING IN THIS THREAD ONLY SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO SEARCH FOR YOUR WONDERFUL POSTS
Feb 20th, 2003 12:54 AM
Skulhedface Tsk tsk, such anger. Man, I thought I had plenty of irrational anger. Well, chalk this one up to "Dumb Fucking Idiots Do Not Get A Joke, Lash Out Irrationally, Fill Up Message Boards With Personal Attacks To Something Intended To Be Funny And Piss Everyone Off"

Look at it this way. If you didn't think it was funny, that's all it took. What's next? "You're gay"?

Please.

We all have warped senses of humor. If you don't get mine, then well, blow it out your ass. I didn't knock any of YOUR stupid posts (until now)

Peace, Love, Shotgun Shells
Feb 20th, 2003 12:51 AM
Skulhedface By the way, since "simple sarcasm" is above your limited level of reasoning, I'll explain... but then again, maybe I don't NEED to, as "simple sarcasm" explains it all. Either that, or maybe you've just been sitting in the basement for too long. Go outside. You might see this REALLY bright light, we call it the "Sun". Now don't be afraid, it won't hurt you. Now, there might possibly be other biped animals out there, that resemble you... these are called "other people". Now, let's try talking to one of them. Maybe that would help out on that bitterness. And a little sun'll do ya good. Either that or a good ol' fashioned clusterfuck. Tsk tsk tsk.
Feb 20th, 2003 12:50 AM
MrAdventure WHAT OTHER FORUMS DO YOU POST AT?

IS EVERYONE THERE AS SMART AS YOU?
Feb 20th, 2003 12:45 AM
Skulhedface funny that we can't say "Witty Comeback" applies to you >evil smile<
Feb 19th, 2003 09:56 PM
sadie funny how "you're fucking stupid" works perfectly in response to you.
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