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Mar 8th, 2006 10:08 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog think that's bad you should play the game.

or the short lived psuedo sequel replacing guns with typewriters Typing of the dead. at least twice as fun as Night of the living mavis beacons.



easily the best part is the modified cinema scenes

Mar 4th, 2006 09:32 AM
the_dudefather ACTION!

DANGER!

RE-RE-RELOAD!
Mar 3rd, 2006 11:32 PM
Juttin
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
What the hell put it into their heads to make a movie out of a lightgun arcade game, jesus christ people are a lot more retarded than I give them credit for

I'm waiting for a Time Crisis movie where it shouts ACTION!
at the start of every scene.

I'd totally watch it, just for that.
Mar 3rd, 2006 07:31 PM
the_dudefather i say they payed for the name rather than the fantasic story the arcade games convey
Mar 3rd, 2006 04:19 PM
Guitar Woman What the hell put it into their heads to make a movie out of a lightgun arcade game, jesus christ people are a lot more retarded than I give them credit for
Mar 3rd, 2006 03:56 PM
SUFFER do they still put in random video game footage like in the first horrible movie ?
Feb 21st, 2006 05:55 PM
the_dudefather theres a FRAT house
Feb 21st, 2006 05:38 PM
TwinkieFace Is there at least a house this time
Feb 21st, 2006 04:59 PM
the_dudefather its so bad its gone past good and back to bad again </ghostworld>

2 minutes and 20 seconds into the movie (including production credits) and it freatures tits.

even porn movies arent that desperate

so far i doubt thats its going to be a faithful recreation of the games storyline
Feb 16th, 2006 12:09 PM
MetalMilitia This was probably the worst film I have seen all year. Its like one of those "so bad it's good" films but has gone the extra mile to deserve the "so bad it's painful" title.
The funniest part was the cruse missle special effects, they looked like a child with down syndrome and scribbled them onto the film reel whilst drunk.
And the zombies cannot act for shit, sounds stupid but when you see some guy laughing his arse off in the background at all the other zombies attempt at acting it ruins it a bit.
Feb 15th, 2006 10:33 PM
Guitar Woman i think willie's got a great idea for a scene in the i-mock zombie movie
Feb 15th, 2006 10:12 PM
DamnthatDavid The Special Forces team in the movie had some hot chicks and a really whiney fat guy. These are the people we send to Iraq.
Feb 15th, 2006 10:11 PM
executioneer but could you handle seeing dicks getting EATEN

lol imagine if it was like a comedy moment and the zombie put it in like a hot dog bun with ketchup on it grosssss
Feb 15th, 2006 10:09 PM
AChimp I can handle seeing some dicks, cuz I'm a tough guy.
Feb 15th, 2006 10:09 PM
executioneer gors
Feb 15th, 2006 09:31 PM
Guitar Woman who's a zombie

but that might not be so bad because if playing Resident Evil has taught me anything its that zombies don't have weeners because other zombies eat them
Feb 15th, 2006 09:29 PM
Guitar Woman what if its a man
Feb 15th, 2006 08:33 PM
Jeff The Ninja THen I will watch it for tits.
Feb 15th, 2006 07:44 PM
ArrowX Its slated for Direct to DVD and has full frontal nudity within the first 14 minutes.
Feb 15th, 2006 07:35 PM
Emu Isn't it a Sci Fi original? It's not going to be up for rent, probably.
Feb 15th, 2006 07:26 PM
ArrowX the fact that Uwe Boll has nothing to do wiht it creativeley HAS to at least warrant a renting.
Feb 15th, 2006 06:55 PM
Emu Duh.
Feb 15th, 2006 06:43 PM
ArrowX
House of the Dead 2

This film is crap tastic. And Ive only seen about the first 10 minutes.

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