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Jan 27th, 2008 05:24 AM
TheBigMan045 Told a chick that i didnt like her anymore....on valentines day, i was too lazy to get anything
its all good now we're fuck buddies
Jan 18th, 2008 06:23 PM
Spetsnaz Smores. Oldschool.
Jan 18th, 2008 03:51 PM
Colewolf I told one girl only time I ever wanted to see her again was if her house was on fire while she was in it. Then I would come by to roast smores.
Jan 16th, 2008 09:48 AM
Styled Executioner
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relationships are for the sadistically batshit crazy
fix'd.
Jan 16th, 2008 05:10 AM
Chojin wikipedia moderators are the only true men
Jan 16th, 2008 02:45 AM
executioneer relationships are for the weak
Jan 16th, 2008 02:43 AM
Styled Executioner So when you've had enough of a relationship they have an "accident", yes?
Jan 16th, 2008 02:16 AM
executioneer i've never dumped nor have i been dumped

I AM PERFECT
Jan 15th, 2008 10:45 PM
HickMan Every time I break up with a girl I try and make them feel as responsible as possible just in case I've got a dry spell of pus and need someone to call. That and I've got major commitment issues
Jan 15th, 2008 05:31 PM
Spetsnaz One of my first break ups was with a girl who dumped me to try to fuck my best friend, then turned into a full on butch dyke lesbian when he wouldn't have her.

Nice to know I'm responsible for one more Feminazi Facist Dyke.
Jan 15th, 2008 04:30 PM
umop apisdn My most recent ex broke up with me over the phone. On the first call I made from the mental institution. Teach me to try and kill myself.

I found out another ex was cheating on me when she called a local radio station asking for advice.

My life is the shit.
Oct 4th, 2007 01:15 PM
Dixie In high school I broke up with one guy by spreading rumors that he had syphillis, then I confronted him on the fake rumor and accused him of screwing around, and that was the end. I had no choice, it was the only way we could have stayed broken up.

The same guy broke up with one of his old girlfriends in middle school by making flyers of her head pasted onto a Japanese tentacle penis monster. She was later dubbed "Lumpy" by the entire school because everyone thought she had a penis.

If you have to do something kinda fucked up, be creative.
Oct 4th, 2007 01:07 PM
mischief well good for you

have you broken up with someone in a fucked up way?
Oct 3rd, 2007 09:05 PM
Emu I've never been dumped 80
Oct 3rd, 2007 04:40 PM
mischief
break ups

what's the worst way you've been broken up with?

mine: a text message saying i never loved you

your turn!

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