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Jun 11th, 2008 11:31 AM
LordSappington
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Lots of screaming on his part, I hope?
Yeah, the dumbass must have read The Alphabet of Manliness or something, we were at a concert, he grabbed her boob, and there was a lot of screaming, crying, and people backed away from us a good seven feet. She made me proud.
Jun 10th, 2008 04:27 PM
Tadao I usually have to pay extra for that!
Jun 10th, 2008 11:41 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by LordSappington View Post
A friend of mine is one of those dyed hair, crazy homemade clothes semi-goth, except she's like a girl version of that. So needless to say it surprised as all when she literally snapped a guy's arm when he grabbed her boob, and broke a few of his ribs with her boots.
BAD ASS


Lots of screaming on his part, I hope?
Jun 10th, 2008 11:12 AM
LordSappington A friend of mine is one of those dyed hair, crazy homemade clothes semi-goth, except she's like a girl version of that. So needless to say it surprised as all when she literally snapped a guy's arm when he grabbed her boob, and broke a few of his ribs with her boots.
BAD ASS
Jun 9th, 2008 10:20 PM
pac-man
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Originally Posted by Kybo Ren View Post
Man, Woman, Child, Beast--- If they start it, You can finish it.

Don't forget to lawyer up, goddamn loser crybabies
I'm not so sure about the child thing, but yeah, self-defense is justification enough to hand anybody their ass.
Jun 9th, 2008 10:08 PM
Kybo Ren Man, Woman, Child, Beast--- If they start it, You can finish it.

Don't forget to lawyer up, goddamn loser crybabies
Jun 9th, 2008 09:51 PM
pac-man Fairness is based off the assumption that all things are equal. Morals are based off of innate feelings of right and wrong. Most men would feel worse for beating up a girl than beating up a smaller guy.
Jun 9th, 2008 09:45 PM
Fathom Zero And fairness is really amoral.
Jun 9th, 2008 09:40 PM
pac-man Unfair and wrong aren't synonymous.
Jun 9th, 2008 09:37 PM
executioneer and "be fair" isn't considered morality? since fucking when
Jun 9th, 2008 09:35 PM
pac-man
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how about just don't fight anyone whom you seriously outclass physically, instead of don't fight girls

i don't think it's particularly moral for a 200+ pound bodybuilder to smack around a dude who is 110 and skinny, either
It's perfectly moral. Just not fair.
Jun 9th, 2008 09:22 PM
executioneer how about just don't fight anyone whom you seriously outclass physically, instead of don't fight girls

i don't think it's particularly moral for a 200+ pound bodybuilder to smack around a dude who is 110 and skinny, either
Jun 9th, 2008 07:52 PM
Colonelclusterfuck yeah, I know I love both of those things.



It's either your gonna be dogged for beating up a girl or getting beat up by a girl.

I prefer getting beat up by a girl

... damn my morals
Jun 9th, 2008 07:30 PM
Tadao Shame it's not gonna keep you from breeding and talking.
Jun 9th, 2008 04:57 PM
Colonelclusterfuck I got beat up by a girl once. kicked in the balls, then in the teeth
Jun 9th, 2008 01:21 AM
goldenbane I'm from a tiny little town in Ohio...all white people, farming community, that sort of place. Anyway, in high school during our Chicago trip, we went to a big city school to see what life was like outside our tiny town.

When a girl smiled and winked at me, I of course got rather excited and thought about going over and talking to her, when my guide adviced me not to! He told me that girls at that school love to get boyfriends, just so they can have a reason to pick fights with other girls!

I thought it was kind of sexy!
Jun 8th, 2008 04:40 PM
glowbelly seriously i've only gotten into fights with guys. i don't think i'm super tough, it's just that men are the ones that tend to piss me off the most. i've broken noses, knocked out teeth and busted a jim beam bottle over some dude's head.

i'm not like this anymore, but i will guarantee one thing: if you mess with my bebe, i will kill you. bitches can talk shit about this and that, but at the end of the day, it's the strength of the mama bear that wins.
Jun 8th, 2008 02:01 PM
J. Tithonus Pednaud Right on, Luna. I hear she drives a truck or something these days.

Anyway, back during my bouncing days I worked with a young lady named Monica who, while solidly build, was still quite easy on the eyes. She was also one of the toughest people I have ever met in my life. She would brutalize men like an animal, she was a pure savage. I've seen her take a punch to the face that would have leveled me, spit out a splintered tooth and just shatter a guys nose. Her favorite thing to do was to choke a fella out, then just let them drop to the ground in a heap - usually smashing their head into something on the way down. It was her way of inflicting extra punishment while remaining inside the enforcement rules of the club. She actually broke her neck, and reported to work the day after surgery.

I heard she passed away awhile back, victim of a drunk driver.

Anyway, I have to say that I would rather fight a man than a woman any day. I hated breaking up fights between women because women fight like vicious wolverines. I've gotten more damage from breaking up ladies than men by a considerable margin.
Women fight dirty as well.

At least when men square off, nine out of ten times there is a whole ceremony surrounding it. Unless you are being jumped.
Jun 6th, 2008 03:05 PM
Dimnos OMG..... I think i had something to say but after seeing that /\
I got the thought and the shit scared right out of me...
Jun 6th, 2008 11:52 AM
MattJack Zomboid just has that sweet, sweet maple syrupy Canadian charm.

And he lays it on the ladies real thick.
Jun 6th, 2008 03:26 AM
pac-man No way! How did you get a customized message from Luna!? I've been wanting one since WrestleMania IX.
Jun 6th, 2008 03:25 AM
Zomboid omg luna vachon
Jun 5th, 2008 05:16 PM
MattJack
Jun 5th, 2008 05:15 PM
MattJack Oh yeah?

I'll do you one better Zomboid
Jun 5th, 2008 02:54 PM
Zomboid Fuck, I love Gina Carano
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