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Nov 16th, 2008 08:04 PM
ZeldaQueen Ah, that was it.

I only remember the acronym. Didn't know a thing about what it actually stood for.
Nov 16th, 2008 05:06 PM
Aaarg Wait, adults actually wear BUM?
Nov 16th, 2008 04:51 PM
Kitsa I used to date a guy who wore all BUM Equip t-shirts. He was, predictably, a tool.

People I used to date are also the reason I stay away from Nissan Altimas. Just bad memories.
Nov 16th, 2008 04:13 PM
Aaarg That would be BUM, haha.

http://www.bumequipment.com/info.html
Nov 16th, 2008 03:24 PM
ZeldaQueen I guess so.

I remember when I was a child, someone gave me a t-shirt as a gift. It had some company name on it, but the company's name was an acronym for "BUM" (can't rememer what it was). I refused to go around with that on my shirt and my mom nearly went nuts trying to tell me that it wasn that kind of "Bum".
Nov 15th, 2008 01:46 PM
Kitsa Not that I remember. I guess there's one in every family.
Nov 15th, 2008 01:17 PM
ZeldaQueen
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Usually she gave me sweaters from Dollar General that were made for a much younger child, and we never knew if she genuinely got them for me or just got me confused with one of the other grandkids.

Never got you that by any chance, did she?
Nov 15th, 2008 12:21 AM
Kitsa My grandmother gave my brother a package of microwave popcorn for Christmas once.

Usually she gave me sweaters from Dollar General that were made for a much younger child, and we never knew if she genuinely got them for me or just got me confused with one of the other grandkids.
Nov 14th, 2008 08:45 PM
Aaarg
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That's right down with the true meaning of Christmas. Baby Jesus will be turning in his tomb, were he dead and so lucky for you all he is risen again. That's right up with when my sister gave my Mum the 'How to Look TEn Years Younger' book for christmas.
Sorry.

I'm apparently getting a gun for Commercialmas.
Nov 14th, 2008 03:55 PM
Colonel Flagg
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That's right up with when my sister gave my Mum the 'How to Look TEn Years Younger' book for christmas.
Awkwardness - the gift that keeps on giving.
Nov 14th, 2008 01:02 PM
Bod That's right down with the true meaning of Christmas. Baby Jesus will be turning in his tomb, were he dead and so lucky for you all he is risen again. That's right up with when my sister gave my Mum the 'How to Look TEn Years Younger' book for christmas.
Nov 13th, 2008 12:11 PM
Aaarg
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Do you live in a place where you can shoot? I mean without going to a boring range.
Ehhhh Morgantown's about as big a city as West Virginia has, so not quite. I mean, I can drive two hours to my family's house up in the eastern panhandle of WV. We've got eight acres and have never had a problem shooting there before.

Over the summer my girlfriend and I, along with my very drunk father, sat in the grass there for an hour and a half, lighting some old cherry tree's world up.
Nov 13th, 2008 12:07 PM
pac-man We're bigger fans of homicide.
Nov 13th, 2008 12:05 PM
Kitsa Well, will you look at that.

I'm so damn proud of this forum for not immediately suggesting that he kill himself with it that it brings a tear to my eye.
Nov 13th, 2008 10:18 AM
Esuohlim
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Beat ya to it milhouse ;D
Nov 13th, 2008 09:50 AM
MarioRPG Just remember, shooting someone on Christmas with a new gun is easily written off as an accident.
Nov 13th, 2008 09:25 AM
liquidstatik ..
Nov 13th, 2008 07:22 AM
Sacks Do you live in a place where you can shoot? I mean without going to a boring range.
Nov 13th, 2008 05:30 AM
MetalMilitia If I had a gun I'd use it to shoot guitar woman, also for duelling purposes.
Nov 13th, 2008 01:09 AM
Aaarg She talks a lot though, so I probably won't get a gun. I'll probably get some sweaters and a Best Buy gift card because when people ask me for gift ideas I just shrug them off.
Nov 13th, 2008 01:05 AM
pac-man Makes sense.
Nov 13th, 2008 01:04 AM
Aaarg My woman said she's getting me a gun, that's how.

I ain't getting shit from my dad.
Nov 13th, 2008 12:57 AM
pac-man How'd you find out you were getting a gun for Xmas?
Nov 13th, 2008 12:49 AM
darkvare a BOOMSTICK!!!
Nov 12th, 2008 11:18 PM
Aaarg Probably a shotgun.
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