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Apr 2nd, 2005 12:11 AM
AChimp Oh man... I haven't laughed at something so hard since... well, I forget when.

Apr 1st, 2005 03:40 PM
kahljorn "Put it in an unplugged paper shredder for 15 years while you struggle with this gripping decision, Max."

Apr 1st, 2005 01:21 PM
Immortal Goat If that were the case, then we could call you a vegetable, but that wouldn't be the correct medical term for you. You would be better classified as "worthless shit".
Apr 1st, 2005 01:00 PM
Bell E. Laffs Why do they call them vegetables, is it because nobody wants them, that's kinda cruel!
Apr 1st, 2005 12:13 PM
Immortal Goat Put it in an unplugged paper shredder for 15 years while you struggle with this gripping decision, Max.
Apr 1st, 2005 09:58 AM
mburbank I wrote a living will, but then I spilled my coffee all over it, and the ink ran, and it's now totally illegible. I think as soon as I stopped being able to read it it wasn't a 'living' will anymore, or even a will at all, and I really want to just recycle it with dignity. The problem is, I never wrote in my living will what I wanted done with it if it ever ceased to be legible, even though I'm pretty sure I meant to.
Apr 1st, 2005 02:09 AM
KevinTheOmnivore
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Originally Posted by Command Prompt
Oh, and If I'm ever a vegatable, please pull the fucking plug, and donate my penis to the museum of female satisfaction.
Grant me legal guardianship. I'll pull the plug well in advance.
Apr 1st, 2005 02:03 AM
Command Prompt The crappy made for tv movie about this better not pre-empt something worth while on tv.

"Just when you thought the country that gives the death penalty to the mentally retarted couldn't sink any lower, ABC presents a new gripping drama in this made-for-tv movie:

STARVED TO DEATH: The Terri Schiavo Story

the story of two selfish parents that couldn't let go and a bunch of idiotic hangers-on try to keep someone thats been dead for 15 years' bodily functions in tact because obviously someone thats suffered such deliberating brain damage can live as rich and full a life as a normal person or some such bullshit."

Peace out Terri, you deserved better 15 years ago. Too bad our species is too smart to realize how fucking stupid it is.

Oh, and If I'm ever a vegatable, please pull the fucking plug, and donate my penis to the museum of female satisfaction.
Mar 31st, 2005 10:23 PM
Gurlugon
Mar 31st, 2005 06:50 PM
Emu the we are idiots sign is gold
Mar 31st, 2005 06:08 PM
Zebra 3 [center:b9dfa3efe1]

Can't wait 'till the cops start cracking skulls![/center:b9dfa3efe1]
Mar 31st, 2005 05:56 PM
Slinky Ferret Thats really fucking tight.
Mar 31st, 2005 05:00 PM
kellychaos Her body is listed on E-Bay under "bottle-openers".
Mar 31st, 2005 04:22 PM
Immortal Goat
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Originally Posted by Chojin
No way, cause this isn't the end of this story. ;<
Mar 31st, 2005 02:31 PM
Cosmo Electrolux So did I, but then again, I'm just a smoozer....what do I know.

But, she did outlive Howell Heflin, former senator from Alabama....
Mar 31st, 2005 01:29 PM
AChimp Dammit, I was betting on the Pope to beat her.
Mar 31st, 2005 11:38 AM
rockets redglare At the very least, there's still the autopsy to look forward to
Mar 31st, 2005 11:32 AM
Chojin No way, cause this isn't the end of this story. ;<
Mar 31st, 2005 11:26 AM
El Blanco Well, she's dead now. Can someone lock this?
Mar 31st, 2005 11:15 AM
Emu
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Prayer is great. Did you know in a double-blind study people who were prayed for had a statistically significantly greater recovery rate than those who weren't, even when they didn't know they're being prayed for! I'm not making this up, I heard it on NPR.

I think maybe this article refers to the study he was talking about.
I recently read an article that stated that study was pure bullshit. I'm looking for the link right now. I'll post as soon as I find it.
Please do. Those stories are always gold.
Mar 31st, 2005 11:10 AM
mburbank So how many more days does she have to live before someone suggests it's a miracle?
Mar 31st, 2005 11:10 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Prayer is great. Did you know in a double-blind study people who were prayed for had a statistically significantly greater recovery rate than those who weren't, even when they didn't know they're being prayed for! I'm not making this up, I heard it on NPR.

I think maybe this article refers to the study he was talking about.
I recently read an article that stated that study was pure bullshit. I'm looking for the link right now. I'll post as soon as I find it.
Mar 31st, 2005 11:09 AM
FS Now all Michael Schiavo has to do is change his identity to avoid the thousands ready to lynch him as a murderer.
Mar 31st, 2005 11:04 AM
Miss Modular Yes, they did.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...hts_schiavo_dc

PINELLAS PARK, Fla. (Reuters) - Terri Schiavo, the brain-damaged Florida woman at the heart of a bitter right-to-die dispute that drew in the U.S. Congress and President Bush, died on Thursday, 13 days after a court halted her tube feeding, a spokesman for her parents said.
Mar 31st, 2005 11:02 AM
Emu They apparently announced that she's officially dead now.
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