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|Jun 27th, 2007 06:26 PM|
|Girl Drink Drunk||Hey idiots, stop bumping these threads.|
|Jun 27th, 2007 07:52 AM|
Why did this moron think you'd care about his life. I agree - this guy could be out there right now making the blind see, the lame walk while simultaneously curing AIDS in Africa, burning cocaine fields in Colombia and kicking Barney the Purple Dinosaur in the dick for all it matters. Shit actors are shit actors, and they deserve to be disgraced. Hell, with all the wannabe actors in Hollywood out there slitting each other's throats to get ahead, I'm surprised these inept, lobotomized morons that do TV commercial work so badly haven't all been burned to death for their crimes.
Son: "Hey Daddy! Mom says you used to be an actor - did you ever do anything big?"
Son: "You were in a big budget movie with all kinds of glitz and glamour?"
Son: "You were in a successful, soul-stirring theatre run like Olivier?"
Dad: "Erm... no."
Son: "What then?"
Dad: "I was in a Listerine commercial once."
Son: "... I'm adopted, aren't I?"
|Jun 27th, 2007 06:11 AM|
|ZAKO the GREAT||
cant't Listerine afford to let the guy have some of it's brutal-liquid-from hell to try on the test shot but willing to pay him $$$$$$ for that shot??
|Dec 10th, 2005 11:55 PM|
|Ivan Raged||I injest listerine and pine-sol anally. Steve needs to do the same, had he done this in commercial it would be lots better.|
|Dec 3rd, 2005 01:43 PM|
|thabutcher||lmao, ^^^ I wouldnt doubt it|
|Nov 30th, 2005 03:48 PM|
|complimentary_toilet*||It's probably The Listerine Guy himself pretending to be one of his friends, because he doesn't have any actual friends. How sad is that?|
|Nov 15th, 2005 04:14 PM|
Re: Email of the Moment #15
|Nov 15th, 2005 01:44 AM|
Email of the Moment #15
In response to my mocking of the horrible acting by the guy in the Listerine commercial ( http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/destroy3 ), one of his friends emailed me.