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Apr 25th, 2006 12:45 AM
Terra You are quite the stud.
Apr 25th, 2006 12:21 AM
James You can't see it in those pics, but I already did.
Apr 25th, 2006 12:11 AM
Jixby Phillips thats adorable
Apr 25th, 2006 12:05 AM
Esuohlim Are you going to jizz in her hair?

You made a post here once saying that one day you'll jizz in a girl's hair.

Is she the one?
Apr 24th, 2006 11:00 PM
James
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLY???
Yes.

She likes cupcakes, but not regular cake. And she likes to draw ponies, but not realistic ones.

We like to watch shows from our childhood on DVD while we snuggle and kiss.
Apr 24th, 2006 10:49 PM
Terra Your supposed to say "ORLY???

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And she is beautiful James! Congratulations!
Apr 24th, 2006 10:47 PM
Jixby Phillips REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLY???
Apr 24th, 2006 10:46 PM
James My new girlfriend.
Apr 24th, 2006 10:44 PM
Jixby Phillips whos that girl in your avatar HUHHH
Apr 24th, 2006 02:10 AM
DamnthatDavid Yet, it will include your balls.
Apr 24th, 2006 12:26 AM
James I'm like a memory stick from someone else's digital camera; You never know what to expect to see.
Apr 24th, 2006 12:11 AM
Terra You never cease to amaze me
Apr 24th, 2006 12:06 AM
James
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Originally Posted by Terra
Why would this be in Loveline?
I took her digital camera afterwards and jacked off into the battery slot, for revenge.

But no. According to the rules, any thread I make that involves a member of the opposite sex belongs in Loveline. This forum does include e/n horseshit, too.
Apr 23rd, 2006 11:54 PM
Terra Ah yes. I see that now.

I've never been shafted for credit that I deserved by somebody that was clearly hot. Usually when they were that fucking stupid, the hot meter went through the basement and I lost interest.

But then again, I don't have a dick. Balls? Yes. Dick? No. :/
Apr 23rd, 2006 11:48 PM
Emu Because Her is clearly hot.
Apr 23rd, 2006 11:47 PM
Terra Why would this be in Loveline?
Apr 23rd, 2006 08:05 PM
maggiekarp And on the eighth day God beat me to the patent office




That must really suck, man :/
Apr 23rd, 2006 06:37 PM
James
>:(

Her: Hey, do you know where I could get a battery for my digital camera?
Me: Have you tried Staples?
Her: No. Do you think they'd have it? Even Radio Shack didn't.
Me: It's worth a shot. And it's right next door to us.
Her: Hey Boss, do you know where I could get this battery for my digital camera?
Boss: You could try Staples right here. Go now and see if they have it.
Her: OK.

*goes, comes back, all smiles*

Her: They had them! Thanks Boss, you're so smart.
Boss: Yeah, I'm a genius.
Me:



Now YOU post times when you were shafted on the credit you deserved.

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