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May 19th, 2007 06:28 PM
Schimid What-what-what!!
May 18th, 2007 02:57 AM
ScottMacInnis date-rape??!?? I'm offended, "rape" only applies if they're awake... Christ, I hope I didn't buy 5 pounds of GHB for nothing....
May 17th, 2007 11:46 PM
executioneer so scott macinnis tell us about some of your date-rapes i mean conquests
May 17th, 2007 10:06 PM
adept_ninja eh i dont really care if you believe or not and a internet screen name has little to do with sexual prowess.
May 15th, 2007 02:42 AM
ScottMacInnis Why do I get the feeling that a guy with a screen name like "adept_ninja" is neither adept nor a ninja, and that cockblocking wouldn't be necessary because girls don't like conversations about Metroid... Contrary to popular belief. Seriously, if you made out with 2 girls, I'm a transsexual hooker named "Stan". read: unlikely.
Apr 20th, 2007 02:02 AM
MattJack maybe it was just wiggled down at the bottom of the hole like a crawfish. You never know bruh
Apr 19th, 2007 06:40 PM
adept_ninja i know they didnt have a penis because i felt where it would be and i was pretty sure it was a vagina but like you said you never know she could have once been a man i suppose.
Apr 19th, 2007 01:53 AM
CaptainBubba One time my friend was trying to get his fuck on in another room in my other friend's house so to cockblock him we drew pictures of Poliwag and Gengar being violently raped by Brock then slid them under the door and banged on it and screamed "OHHHHH GOOOOODD" but we are all masters of the anti-cockblock so he just pulled out and jized on the pictures then slid them back under the door and went back to business. Thats how it works in high school doncha know. Nobody in college really wants to cockblock on the off chance someone will counter-cockblock i guess.
Apr 18th, 2007 11:38 PM
Lenor BEST THREAD EVER!!
Apr 18th, 2007 10:16 PM
Sam I bet one of them had a dick. Or possibly both. Maybe he did you a favor. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? HUH? DID YOU? YOU UNGRATEFUL SHIT.
Apr 18th, 2007 09:41 PM
adept_ninja they were pretty good looking one was a latino like with large breasts and the other was a really cute small black haired girl. Also im glad that all of your sexual conquests go unstopped
Apr 18th, 2007 06:02 PM
noob3 bubba never gets cock blocked he's awsome
Apr 18th, 2007 02:34 PM
adept_ninja I just made this thread for the hell of it and to vent some cause that was lame. This is about as creative as every other thread in loveline so why not? The guy is kinda my friend and he apparently has some feelings for the one girl but i was unaware of this hell i met the one girl just that night.
Apr 18th, 2007 03:38 AM
executioneer if i could cockblock everyone in the entire world, i would
Apr 18th, 2007 01:07 AM
CaptainBubba How sexy were the chicks though man? How sexy were they?
Apr 18th, 2007 01:05 AM
CaptainBubba I bet nobody cockblocks the guy in your avatar ninja, he is one mean looking dude. I bet nobody even tries to cockblock him you should try to be more like that guy. I bet nobody ever walked in on him having the hot make-outs with some german chick and stayed in the room and played nintendo to try and make them uncomfortable because they know he would just be like "I'll headbutt you motherfucker".
Apr 18th, 2007 01:02 AM
CaptainBubba One time I was making out with this girl and I had sex with her and noone stopped me I was like a fucking train through a brick wall made of pussy except with less steam and more fucking, with my dick, in her vagina.

This one time.

Sex.
Apr 18th, 2007 12:59 AM
CaptainBubba While you were making out with two smoking hot chicks were you thinking "How am I going to discretely parlay this sexual endeavour into a thread on the i-mockery forums bc/ hell what is the point of hooking up if I can't brag on the internet to people who are going to make fun of me?" because I think that is what you were thinking.

Fag.
Apr 17th, 2007 11:43 PM
executioneer GOOD
Apr 17th, 2007 03:00 PM
adept_ninja well this was dual cockblockage after the guy came up i told him get the fuck out but the mood was a bit ruined for the one girl so she left. Then it was just me and the other girl and we were talking abit then we were about to get to the going and fucking her friend walks up saying that she needed to go and i didnt have my car with me so i couldnt give her a ride.
Apr 17th, 2007 02:09 AM
executioneer cock blocking rules, sex is what jerks do
Apr 17th, 2007 12:16 AM
noob3 u should of just been like "IM READY"
Apr 16th, 2007 01:59 AM
CaptainBubba Last night my roommate was trying to fuck his gf while I was in bed and this was like the 3trd time this had happened in a week so when i heard him get a condom out and put it on i unwrapped and snapped on a condom really loud then rolled it down even though that is not how you are supposed to put it on i know lol sex, but i wanted to make lots of noise. They just whispered a bit then stopped it was awesome.
Apr 16th, 2007 12:59 AM
derrida why didnt you tell the person in Plain English that he best fuck off lest someone catch a case?
Apr 16th, 2007 12:47 AM
kahljorn that is lame. this guy does that kind of stuff too there must be some type of cockblock jealousy mentality....
i remember my friend was getting with this one girl and he walked up and asked if he wanted to double-team her
lol
that'd be funny if he wasn't serious and if he didn't have a chipmunk laugh.
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