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Feb 5th, 2005 10:28 PM
executioneer HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!!
Feb 5th, 2005 10:24 PM
Anonymous I'm gonna nip this one in the bud early, guys.
Feb 5th, 2005 08:29 PM
Slobberdown_Macockyabich
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I'm sorry, but if you're not looking for homosexuals, you've come to the wrong place
Looking for the female of that group, not male

I once had a 10-speed bisexual
Dec 22nd, 2004 07:20 PM
executioneer don't forget to put some hydrofluoric acid in yer eyes
Dec 22nd, 2004 01:27 PM
King Hadas
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dec 22nd, 2004 11:49 AM
Mr. Vagiclean
Dec 22nd, 2004 11:30 AM
Slobberdown_Macockyabich OH, Well.......... sorry about that. You can delete me from your files then.

And in leaving, I would like to say.........
Dec 22nd, 2004 10:43 AM
EisigerBiskuit I'm sorry, but if you're not looking for homosexuals, you've come to the wrong place.
Dec 21st, 2004 09:41 PM
executioneer oh wait no HF is better i guarantee if you do some eye hits of that sh*t you won't NEVER be the same
Dec 21st, 2004 08:40 PM
Guitar Woman
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
im tuching my vagina as we speak oOOoooooOOOOOooo when can i 'cum' over lol
You rule milhouse
Dec 21st, 2004 08:24 PM
Anonymous Hey everybody, TWO MORE POSTS!!!
Dec 21st, 2004 07:01 PM
executioneer he should switch to aqua regia its a lot stronger
Dec 21st, 2004 08:49 AM
GADZOOKS
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Originally Posted by Slobberdown_Macockyabich
You also appear to be, which shows your parents were too. See folks...this is a prime example of just what doing acid and having a kid will do. He thinks he is a pig, when in acuality, his mother was the pig.

Hey..EX ....I may have even fucked her...I fucked a lot of acid whore pigs a while back.
I think the one doing acid around here is you
Dec 21st, 2004 08:41 AM
Esuohlim im tuching my vagina as we speak oOOoooooOOOOOooo when can i 'cum' over lol
Dec 21st, 2004 02:09 AM
Slobberdown_Macockyabich You also appear to be, which shows your parents were too. See folks...this is a prime example of just what doing acid and having a kid will do. He thinks he is a pig, when in acuality, his mother was the pig.

Hey..EX ....I may have even fucked her...I fucked a lot of acid whore pigs a while back.
Dec 20th, 2004 09:28 PM
executioneer ur dumb
Dec 20th, 2004 09:09 PM
Slobberdown_Macockyabich Tell ya what honey, send me your address and I will send you a plane ticket to come see me. And, when you get here I will let you place those suction-cup lips, firmly on my asshole, and suck the fermenting cunt juice that has been coursing through my bowels and stagnating and if you are good, I will let you have seconds.

Bon appetite'
Dec 15th, 2004 11:20 AM
Dole My mistake...it should read 'Shit, unfunny character for sale. Limited lifespan.'
Dec 14th, 2004 04:27 PM
WINO Dont fall for that slobber....i already did him and got the crabs.
Dec 14th, 2004 05:00 AM
Slobberdown_Macockyabich Yeah, whatever rings your chimes
Dec 13th, 2004 09:46 PM
McClain Slobberdown_Macockyabich,
Every Great Villain has a Dopey Sidekick. I'd love to be your lackey. Please consider me. I have all the necessary qualities:
I'll echo your sentiments.
I'll follow your brilliant statements with, "Yeah!"
I'll gladly high five you while you get laid and I get nothing.
I don't mind being The Guy Behind The Guy, and I mean that in the most metaphorically homosexual way possible.

Regards,
Your Potential Underling
Dec 13th, 2004 09:14 PM
Slobberdown_Macockyabich My "product" needs no improving, other than gentle, and at times, rough, handling from slender female fingers.

I suggest you search elsewhere for your activities. Have you thought of buying a hamster?
Dec 13th, 2004 04:08 PM
The Damp Moose I'm offering a similar deal, Mr. Macockyabich, and my prices are considerably lower. I'm going to have to ask you to either improve the quality of your product, or bend over and let me fill your vacancy.
Dec 13th, 2004 03:06 PM
Slobberdown_Macockyabich Nope, no typo..musta been a thinkin' of some Limey pansy ya know.
Dec 13th, 2004 09:23 AM
Dole I spotted a typo - it should read '4 inch, impotent, unused, penis no longer required due to morbid obesity procluding my own viewing of it, let alone anyone else actually touching it. Low price - impending suicide'
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