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Jan 7th, 2009 12:37 AM
LordSappington Or I could strangle myself with a modem cord.
Jan 5th, 2009 11:39 PM
MetalMilitia I think it'd have to be a phone socket, though they don't carry much of a charge so it'd take some time to kill you. My guess is about the same amount of time as it takes to die of dehydration.

Wait, how did the lawnmower man get into the internet? Some sort of contraption made by a scientist I think. Yeah that would work.
Jan 5th, 2009 11:31 PM
Sam THAT WOULD TRULY BE... BANGKOK DANGEROUS
Jan 5th, 2009 09:50 PM
Sacks I think to do that your death has to involve electricity. Like fucking a light socket.
Jan 5th, 2009 08:22 PM
LordSappington I wonder if I can pull off haunting the internet. Randomly replace people's posts with 'lol dongs'.
Jan 5th, 2009 02:11 PM
Big McLargehuge yes, but by sharing it here we could all laugh you into your grave
Jan 5th, 2009 01:36 AM
LordSappington Never, it is my last laugh into the grave.
Jan 5th, 2009 01:33 AM
Tadao You can at least post about it before you do
Jan 5th, 2009 01:06 AM
LordSappington
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He wants to believe in love. I can't wait for the heart crushing thread.
The joke's on YOU; I'm shooting myself when MY heart breaks.
Jan 4th, 2009 09:13 PM
Sam I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love

Jan 4th, 2009 05:16 PM
Tadao He wants to believe in love. I can't wait for the heart crushing thread.
Jan 4th, 2009 05:01 PM
Big McLargehuge you are in high school, no relationship you have now will matter in the least. so you should be fucking anything that will come near you.
Jan 2nd, 2009 10:19 PM
LordSappington
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Ask her why she thinks you'd want to bother having a friendship with someone who is so completely childish and disrespectful. Then tell her John said she was into rimming and ask her what that actually tastes like.
Lately I've been completely ignoring her. It sounds lame and childish, but it absolutely tears up attention whores like her.
Dec 31st, 2008 05:27 PM
Fathom Zero Sacks really has the right idea on this.
Dec 31st, 2008 02:48 PM
Tadao She's gonna be "one of those" office workers
Dec 31st, 2008 02:31 PM
MetalMilitia Yah I want to know this too.
Dec 31st, 2008 05:50 AM
Sacks Ask her why she thinks you'd want to bother having a friendship with someone who is so completely childish and disrespectful. Then tell her John said she was into rimming and ask her what that actually tastes like.
Dec 28th, 2008 11:56 PM
LordSappington Well, when she makes a huge deal about something, makes me lose sleep for weeks, basically messes with my emotions, and then out of nowhere tries to act like nothing happened? Fuck that.
Dec 27th, 2008 02:41 PM
Tadao Depends on what you want. I thought you wanted her as a friend. You just proved what your buddy said is true.
Dec 27th, 2008 02:25 PM
LordSappington She sent me an email saying our friend told her what really happened, and try to get together with me.
I told her to piss off.
Am I doing it right yet?
Dec 23rd, 2008 07:16 PM
Perndog See "Chasing Amy" for the proper method to arrange this.
Dec 23rd, 2008 10:26 AM
DevilWearsPrada The only way to fix this is to have a threesome.
Dec 22nd, 2008 01:15 PM
Fathom Zero Fuck her. If she believes that, then forget her and John. She's not really a good friend if she's not trying to figure out the true story.
Dec 22nd, 2008 01:12 AM
Tadao Hopefully she tells the other girls that and you get some whores who want to blow you.
Dec 22nd, 2008 12:39 AM
LordSappington Well, I don't want to go out with her, but she's still my friend, except because of what John said, now she thinks I'm just going around using women.
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