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Dec 28th, 2003 11:47 AM
Lenor But of course, there's also the lame ass guys who think there hot shit because they have six pack ab's, And wont date a girl unless she's been on the cover of some magazine. Doenst matter if their the ugliest thing alive, they still think they got it going on because they ingested some steroids.
Dec 27th, 2003 03:21 PM
kellychaos I agree with Doopa. Most people, myself included, are too egocentric to think of it from the woman's perspective and tying yourself into knots with the attitude that you're the only one that's ever asked her out is not only unconstructive, it's self-defeating. Once you get past the anxiety, you'll find it to be a relief for both of you that it's out of the way.
Dec 27th, 2003 12:12 AM
CaptainBubba The sentiment is mutual Red Robot.
Dec 26th, 2003 11:47 PM
Helm I like you, ninja boy.
Dec 26th, 2003 11:40 PM
CaptainBubba I felt like being different for once instead of just doing the normal "define love" response.

Yeah.
Dec 26th, 2003 11:36 PM
Helm
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No its not. That statement is the creation of a demographic of society who feel left out of recreational mating and are trying to justify their contempt for people who claim to have love in a way such as it would disguise their otherwise oblivious envy.
Easy answer, but not correct. I've never felt left out of the loop as far as 'recreational mating' goes .I don't smell overly bad, I have no green teeth and I can string together a coherent sentence and that's even considered overequipped for some girls that are around, but that doesn't stop me from expressing a view much alike that which sprung your rebuttal. It's much more complicated than that.
Dec 26th, 2003 08:39 AM
Lenor Im the type of girl that if i like someone Ill go for it. Most guys are too shy to ask a girl out because their afraid of getting shot down. So I step in, If I get shot down, then It's their own loss.
Dec 25th, 2003 08:01 PM
Slinky Ferret
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Originally Posted by Lenor
and being friends with a girl befor you get together, usually leads too 'but I dont want to ruin our friendship' type of thing.
All of my boyfriends were friends before we started "going out". However I tend to pull the "don't want to ruin our friendship" card when I really don't want to go out with them but don't want to hurt their feelings. I think there are three types of male friends:

1. Ones you are not attracted to at all but enjoy their company

2. Ones that you are attracted to and have probably snogged after a few drinks too many

3. Ones that you end up falling for or sleeping with

The problem is when you want them to be a 3 and they are happy remaining a 2.
Dec 25th, 2003 03:32 PM
Command Prompt Whats a tactful thing to say after she rips your heart out?
Dec 25th, 2003 03:01 PM
Anonymous
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If this girl is used to being asked out then she probally would of asked you out if she likes you, and know that you like her.
nah. a lot of girls won't ask a guy out. I was one of them. Actually I think it's safe to assume more girls won't ask a guy out than those who would.
Thinking about that would be self-defeating and likely innacurate anyway
Dec 25th, 2003 02:06 PM
Lenor Doopa has a great point indeed!

But theres two points I wanna make:

1.If this girl is used to being asked out then she probally would of asked you out if she likes you, and know that you like her.

2. If she just got out of a really bad relationship, then your just gonna be her 'rebound' in which case you probally wont last long, and will be used alot.

and being friends with a girl befor you get together, usually leads too 'but I dont want to ruin our friendship' type of thing.
Dec 25th, 2003 02:10 AM
Protoclown Doopa, what you said there was stuff that I wish I'd heard years ago. That was a big help to me, and I'm betting Rongi will get something out of it as well. Thank you.

I'm going to a new year's eve party that should be pretty cool, and hopefully there will be some nice ladies to woo there. Oh, yes.
Dec 24th, 2003 05:51 PM
CaptainBubba No its not. That statement is the creation of a demographic of society who feel left out of recreational mating and are trying to justify their contempt for people who claim to have love in a way such as it would disguise their otherwise oblivious envy.
Dec 24th, 2003 05:28 PM
Spooky Eh, we've all been there, just blow her off, who cares, it's just another girl.

Love is a creation of society to justify recreational mating
Dec 24th, 2003 03:49 PM
Brandon
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Originally Posted by jin
Even the prettiest girls poop. :D

Superiority is a myth.
Agreed.

The worst thing you can do when attempting to woo a pretty girl is to place her on a pedestal. Attractive women are constantly being hit on by guys--they're not looking for groveling worshippers, but interesting equals who distinguish themselves from the crowd of men banging on the door.
Dec 24th, 2003 03:06 PM
Anonymous Any girl that is at all attractive and actually leaves the house will have been asked out and hit on a shit load of times. I know it seems like a big deal to you, but I assure you it is no big deal to her. She will not be impressed or offended or anything else like that. If she isn't interested she will give you her standard "no thanks" - whatever that may be. She won't lose any sleep over it, and there is a very likely chance she already knows you like her, and maybe even expects you to try and ask her out.
I know it seems like some huge move and it's easy to project that onto her feelings and think she will have some major reaction, but I promise you it is no big deal either way. Unless of course you do something creepy in asking her out like write her a 10 page love letter. (That happened to me a few times)
There is only one time in my life I was ever actually offended by someone trying to ask me out and that is because I hated the person in an intense and violent manner and were they not so socially inept they would have known that since it was obvious.
She will most likely take your asking her out as a compliment even if she isn't interested, and it shouldn't really cause weirdness between you as long as you don't make it weird and instead act casual about it all.
Dec 24th, 2003 02:29 PM
ItalianStereotype
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Originally Posted by jin
Even the prettiest girls poop. :D

Superiority is a myth.
best post in this entire thread.

If she turns you down, Rongi, you should bite her nose and hide in the closet. If anyone comes after you, block them out by screaming the theme song to "Benji Takes a Dive."
Dec 24th, 2003 01:57 PM
HickMan
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
Anyway, Rongi, you have nothing to lose so you may as well go for it. If you do NOTHING, you'll never see her again after the acting class is over. It's a mistake I've been making all my life. You should go balls out and see what happens.
AMEN! Proto, you need a lady.

Both of you have nothing to lose. Rongi, go for it. Proto, don't let another one pass you up.
Dec 24th, 2003 12:52 PM
FartinMowler Do you guy's actually get out in the real world and socialize with ladies or what? I met my wife and many ladies before her and I don't remember a mouse and keyboard having anything to do with it.

[/quote]Otherwise, you'll end up like me.
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It's a mistake I've been making all my life
Dec 24th, 2003 12:24 PM
Protoclown Anyway, Rongi, you have nothing to lose so you may as well go for it. If you do NOTHING, you'll never see her again after the acting class is over. It's a mistake I've been making all my life. You should go balls out and see what happens.
Dec 24th, 2003 11:39 AM
Suck 'n' Fuck Who the fuck smokes oregano, and why the fuck madness would they smoke oregano? I could probably get a better high by sniffing my own farts.
Dec 24th, 2003 11:30 AM
Royal Tenenbaum But, it wasn't pot, it was oregano. So, I guess she just found out her boyfriend was a fucking idiot.
Dec 24th, 2003 06:27 AM
Dole "She found out her boyfriend was a pot head"
-No!! Have you suggested counselling? I don't think you should try and take advantage of her in such a fragile emotional state, I mean SHE MIGHT HAVE POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER OR SOMETHING
Dec 24th, 2003 12:04 AM
Royal Tenenbaum You weren't kidding.
Dec 23rd, 2003 11:34 PM
Rongi
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Originally Posted by Perfecto Suspecto
An attitude like that makes me wonder if you deserve a lady like that
I was kidding :/

Besides, I heard she's like a lesbian now or something
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