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Oct 25th, 2011 02:39 AM
HowardC I don't think any of them are particularly bad. I just think it proves the point of how stupid a "sexy" halloween costume is.

Halloween costumes are supposed to be SCARY, nuff said, end of story. Kids are supposed to dress up as ghosts and ghouls and demons to blend in/scare away the REAL spooks and ghouls that lurk in the shadows on all hallows eve when the veil between the living and the dead is pulled thinnest.

It urks me to no end that the traditions of the stupider pegan-based holidays (easter, christmas, ect) are adheared to a tee, but halloween has been dilluted to the point of which super hero and sexy school girl costumes are acceptable ON THE FRIKKIN DAY OF HTE DEAD!!!
Oct 19th, 2011 08:16 PM
Tacobot Nice article! it's about time someone understands how much i want to screw big bird.
wait isn't big bird to be like a young orphan kid?... just how i like em! sorry.
Oct 19th, 2011 03:07 AM
PoGo The Chick Gene Simmons costume is fucking awesome! well, as long as you refer to it as a "sexy kiss demon costume". still, fucking awesome.
Oct 18th, 2011 06:05 AM
Nick Is it sad that I thought the TMNT outfits were sexy?
Oct 13th, 2011 03:40 AM
DarkfireTaimatsu Wasn't making a female turtle what caused the live-action Turtles TV series to bomb?

Also, I always hated that one sexy Ghostbuster costume. Because A) it misses the point of the flight suit (protecting the guys from slime and such), and 2) the model wore the proton pack upside down. Derp.

Also also, Sexy Optimus Prime reminds me of Valkyrie from Marvel Comics. Just saying.
Oct 12th, 2011 10:47 PM
Diknam Sexy Chucky looking so Fucking amazing !!!! i want to destroy her , split her like a piece of wood , WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING !! Sexy Storm-trooper looks like she has a skin rash down there and Sexy Olive Oyl looks photo shopped something with the picture doesn't look right , the legs and body aren't the same skin color
Oct 12th, 2011 08:18 PM
Shadowdancer21b I thought Sexy Freddy Kreuger was the nadir of inappropriate "sexy" Halloween costumes. Thank you for shattering that illusion, and damn the designers for the same. Damn them all.
Oct 12th, 2011 02:27 AM
monster_movie_night when I first laid eyes on big bird I said "you've got to be fucking kidding me"seriously ! I love Mrs sexy leather face she's one hot member of the family as for Sassy Cookie Monster,she can serve me her hot cookie every night♥.
Oct 12th, 2011 01:16 AM
GreenPeaness I honestly wouldn't mind having pizza with 4 sexy ninja turtles.
Oct 11th, 2011 09:02 PM
The_Punk_Hippie I am COMPLETELY going to make Chewbacca noises next time I'm having sex. It'll get my fiance back for his 'shaving a walrus' noises... (which of course were getting me back for my monkey noises, but I always have to have the last say ;D)
Oct 11th, 2011 08:21 PM
theworryrock I'm pleased with DungeonBrownie's comment, because I'm planning on going as Betty Boop this year. My head is significantly smaller but hey, I look pretty good in red!
Oct 11th, 2011 08:15 PM
saturnknight so.... half naked means sexy now?
Oct 11th, 2011 05:46 PM
PreApocalyptica "Sexy schoolgirl" costumes and those that evoke similar imagery (usually with kneesocks and mary janes, pigtails and hairbows, or other such things) always creep me the fuck out. Simulated pedophilia isn't attractive to me.
Oct 11th, 2011 04:51 PM
relliKinGrunge at least there was no sexy Willy wonka, or sexy mutchkins...i have seen both....yeah
Oct 11th, 2011 04:44 PM
narcolepticsloth I was about to disagree with you for the Seaside Clyde one, and then I read the bit about gay men. good save XD

though, chances are the guys buying this look nothing like the model.. so we still lose D:
Oct 11th, 2011 04:32 PM
puppetgeneral39 You know whats funny about that Ms. Sexy Tater Tot? The white background mixed with the white design makes it look like she has a perfect hole in her torso.
Oct 11th, 2011 01:22 PM
Anne Packrat Ghost Face from Scream Poncho Costume

Sexy Etch-a-Sketch

Sexy Marvin the Martian

Sexy Tin Man
Oct 11th, 2011 07:19 AM
Pentegarn I think Captain 6 Pack is just a ripoff of DuffMan
Oct 11th, 2011 05:53 AM
Dungeonbrownies I agree with most of these with the exception of "Betty Boop." She isn't the prettiest fictional character in the world, but in terms of "sexy" (at least in a cartoonish general attempt sort of way) I think she succeeds... as long as you give A's for effort
Oct 11th, 2011 04:12 AM
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