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Apr 15th, 2008 02:03 PM
CaptainBubba Omg I love the Critic : (
Apr 15th, 2008 11:57 AM
Sethomas "Yarrr, hag-face soup!"

I miss The Critic
Apr 15th, 2008 01:59 AM
CaptainBubba dun fck it up
Apr 15th, 2008 01:58 AM
CaptainBubba Ok gal-fags fine you get another chance
Apr 13th, 2008 11:44 PM
Terra "Hag face." I do miss my old names!
Apr 12th, 2008 12:46 AM
Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Terra View Post
you need a bitch slapping.
Me or the Dino?

If me: Get bent, hagface.
Apr 11th, 2008 11:27 PM
Terra
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover View Post
He said 'be a man not a bitch'.
you need a bitch slapping.
Apr 11th, 2008 04:12 AM
T-Rex Fuck Clifton Hillegass.
Apr 10th, 2008 11:27 PM
Pub Lover He said 'be a man not a bitch'.
Apr 10th, 2008 11:20 PM
Terra
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Originally Posted by T-Rex View Post
No, I don't agree with you. The problem guys have, I think, is that they come from the perspective that the girl is choosing him. "I'll go talk to that hot girl over there. Who knows, maybe I'll get lucky?" Get lucky insinuating that she'll accept him. Forget that. Guys who operate like that are playing a numbers game. Out of every girl that does accept them, how many are going to really be an exceptional one? Statistically speaking, not many. Guys who chase girls play a numbers game and end up settling for the best out of a bunch that they think they're limited to. Have you noticed that guys who are good with girls don't chase girls, girls chase them? These dudes have an advantage over the average Joe because they choose which girls to get involved with, rather than leaving that decision up to the girl. Consequently, these guys will end up having happier relationships because they made most of the decisions concerning it. It's not rocket science: You chase after something, it runs. You attract something, it comes willingly. I'll answer my own question. How do you destinguish quality girls from the riff-raff? Easy. Use the social skills you've developed and been conditioned to after countless interactions with other people, and find out what kind of person you're dealing with. If you don't have many social skills and tend to be akward, the only way to develop them is to socialise. If you can socialise with people in general, but don't know how to talk to girls, the same applies. You just have to swallow your pride and get on with it. It's uncomfortable at first, but you just have to man it out. Like drinking, after the first few it becomes easy.
clifnotes, fucktard.
Apr 10th, 2008 02:46 PM
Asila A talking, typing, surfing dinosaur that has long and rambling opinions on how to pick up chicks!
I think the Smithsonian was lookin' for one of those.
Apr 10th, 2008 02:16 PM
Pub Lover
HE'S ALSO SURFING!
Apr 10th, 2008 02:15 PM
Pub Lover Yeah, if I was sober I would've stated it correctly.


OMG A TYPING DINOSAUR!
Apr 10th, 2008 02:13 PM
Fat_Hippo Don't mind him, he's just drunk.
Apr 10th, 2008 02:07 PM
Pub Lover OMG A TALKING DINOSAUR!
Apr 10th, 2008 11:58 AM
T-Rex No, I don't agree with you. The problem guys have, I think, is that they come from the perspective that the girl is choosing him. "I'll go talk to that hot girl over there. Who knows, maybe I'll get lucky?" Get lucky insinuating that she'll accept him. Forget that. Guys who operate like that are playing a numbers game. Out of every girl that does accept them, how many are going to really be an exceptional one? Statistically speaking, not many. Guys who chase girls play a numbers game and end up settling for the best out of a bunch that they think they're limited to. Have you noticed that guys who are good with girls don't chase girls, girls chase them? These dudes have an advantage over the average Joe because they choose which girls to get involved with, rather than leaving that decision up to the girl. Consequently, these guys will end up having happier relationships because they made most of the decisions concerning it. It's not rocket science: You chase after something, it runs. You attract something, it comes willingly. I'll answer my own question. How do you destinguish quality girls from the riff-raff? Easy. Use the social skills you've developed and been conditioned to after countless interactions with other people, and find out what kind of person you're dealing with. If you don't have many social skills and tend to be akward, the only way to develop them is to socialise. If you can socialise with people in general, but don't know how to talk to girls, the same applies. You just have to swallow your pride and get on with it. It's uncomfortable at first, but you just have to man it out. Like drinking, after the first few it becomes easy.
Apr 10th, 2008 12:15 AM
CaptainBubba Fuck it I am just going to play WoW and masturbate into a sock. The more I think about it that seems like so much more fun that actually putting the effort into pretending to like what pretty girls like. I can find girls here there and inbetween I think I would just rather be alone honestly.
Apr 9th, 2008 12:11 PM
Dr. Boogie Trying paying attention. It's not just a world of debutantes and crack whores.

There's plenty in the middle. You just have to look for the signs.
Apr 9th, 2008 10:55 AM
T-Rex But Dr. Boogie, how can we destinguish a classy dame from a really gross one? Sometimes, gross dames pretend to be all classy right up until and a bit beyond when you get into a relationship with them. Then it's too late and all kinds of troubles.
Apr 8th, 2008 04:29 PM
Tadao While you see a chance, take it,
When you find romance, make it,
Because it`s all, on you.
Apr 8th, 2008 12:03 PM
Dr. Boogie If you'd go back and read what they said, their problem isn't getting into a relationship with a girl, it's getting into a relationship with the right girls. In essence they need to quit focusing on easy lays if they want to hook up with classy dames?

And the whole point of faking it is so that you don't have to make it.
Apr 8th, 2008 05:51 AM
T-Rex What's the problem dudes? If you want to have value in a girls eyes, then become a person of value. Learn how to tell stories, spruce up the wardrobe, hit the gym, do interesting stuff. You can't fake it 'til you make it. Getting into a relationship with a girl is the easy bit, it's maintaining it that tends to be hard.
Apr 4th, 2008 09:43 PM
Terra hell yeah
Apr 3rd, 2008 11:48 AM
Fat_Hippo Would you prefer if he shat out of any other bodily orifice?
Apr 2nd, 2008 11:52 PM
Terra Agreed to Dr. Boogie.

Except Zomboid? You have *got* to stop shitting out of your ass when you sneeze. That is a big deal buster with the ladies!

j/k
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