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| Feb 15th, 2003 10:58 AM | ||
| starz |
jolt was the best drink around 
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| Feb 15th, 2003 09:57 AM | ||
| slavemason |
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| Feb 15th, 2003 09:13 AM | ||
| MISTER FART |
WHO THE FUCK DOESNT ABSORB FOOD THROUGHT THEIR EYES THESE DAYS?? THIS THREAD IS SO 1997
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| Feb 12th, 2003 07:56 PM | ||
| whoreable |
Misinformation Man is my favorite character around ________ Homemade vaporizer |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 06:09 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
Max made me LOL And Misinformation Man is the best character ever (except for Mr. Impostery) |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 05:59 PM | ||
| Misinformation Man |
DID YOU KNOW: The sun provides levels of Calcium so high, that spending more than an hour at a time in direct sunlight can cause Calcium deposits to sprout from your face. |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 05:02 PM | ||
| GnrySgtHartman |
I win bitch 
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| Feb 12th, 2003 04:24 PM | ||
| Les Waste |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 03:23 PM | ||
| Rongi |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 03:19 PM | ||
| Ninjavenom | Dudes, he's just eating banana porridge and drinking Jolt. | |
| Feb 12th, 2003 03:11 PM | ||
| FS |
'95 IS NOT THAT LONG AGO, PEOPLE. I was a little disturbed with this article before I read he only looks into the sun at sunrise and sunset. |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 03:08 PM | ||
| dr_juno |
 You were taken for a ride, sucka!  :suckafish
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| Feb 12th, 2003 02:49 PM | ||
| mburbank |
THAT WAS FROM THE SMOKING!!! God DAMN IT!!!! Okay, listen. Solar guy found out I was going out of town for a week, and he was all, 'hey, come on, I'll house sit for you, i used to be a professional house sitter in hollywood, I house sat for Adrienne Barbeau one time and she said I did a really, really good job." So; I come back, the cat is GONE, the fridge is EMPTY, there are cigarette burns all over the couch and carpet, the whole place smells like dope and Solar Guy is locked in my bathroom unconcious. When he finally comes to, he tells me a gang of Koreans did a home invasion and locked him in there and if it weren't for his ability to use solar power and the bathroom window, he might have died. So I go "Yeah, so how did that chocolate get all over your face?" and he goes "Oh, that's not chocolate, I used my own poo as a moisturizer and he's out of the house before it dawns on me if you don't eat, you DON'T POO! |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 02:46 PM | ||
| dr_juno |
besides, compared to the crazy shit I've been reading today, this is tame. I'm researching the Knights Templar and Freemasons. Whee. If you want to read things that are probably semi-proven theories, check out www.dailygrail.com I've been reading things off that site all day and it gets better and better. |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 02:40 PM | ||
| dr_juno |
Dude, he gets energy from the sun  Sup max :D I'm hungry so I sat out on my balcony and smoked...and I'm not as hungry  Mysterious...
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| Feb 12th, 2003 02:35 PM | ||
| mburbank |
Eh, Daktari, long time no see! And incidentally "Solar Guy" is fucking pathalogical liar. First of all, he Hispanic, he eats like eighteen boxes of Li'l Debbie Butty Bars a day and he frequently tells chicks he's been ritually celibate for ten years but something about the particular one he's hitting on is "Irresistably spiritual". He is also NOT a Nascar driver OR related to James Earl Jones, and DON'T lend him any money even if he's going to pay it back as soon as they fix the problem with his ATM card. Oh, and that's not his Dog. |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 02:33 PM | ||
| Anonymous | This supports a theory that I have developed during my time here at Rolla: Engineers are all insane. | |
| Feb 12th, 2003 02:33 PM | ||
| slavemason |
I'm guessing after the first day he may have had trouble finding food since he was blind. If it worked from staring at pornography, I'd be set. |
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| Feb 12th, 2003 02:28 PM | ||
| dr_juno |
Solar-Powered Humans! Hi :P Check this shit out: Quote:
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