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Jul 20th, 2009 01:39 PM
VaporTrailx1 well. just peel apart a grilled cheese sometime.
Jul 19th, 2009 11:02 PM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Is that code for vagina?
If it is, I hate to think how he eats.
Jul 19th, 2009 11:51 AM
Tadao Is that code for vagina?
Jul 19th, 2009 11:12 AM
Geggy I hate it when sand gets into my sandwich.
Jul 17th, 2009 05:47 PM
executioneer guys i was kidding I ALREADY KNEW SAND HAD FECES IN IT LIKE SINC EI WAS EIGHT
Jul 17th, 2009 05:07 PM
Dr. Boogie
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oh man this is terrible news, now i can't go around spitting sand at everyone on the beach anymore THAT WAS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO
You can still kick sand in the faces of beach-going nerds, just make sure you wear either hiking boots or waders.
Jul 17th, 2009 08:40 AM
Zhukov When you spit sand, Pipes, you have to put it in your mouth, there is a very real risk of swallowing it if you put it in your mouth. Keep your comments to yourself if you aren't going to be helpful.
Jul 17th, 2009 08:20 AM
Pipes McGee Guys, guys.. it's only harmful if swallowed, from what I reckon. So long as you don't actually ingest the sand, I don't think you'll have problems with the maybe stomach aches and the possibility of the burning anal geysers.
Jul 16th, 2009 11:04 PM
executioneer oh man this is terrible news, now i can't go around spitting sand at everyone on the beach anymore THAT WAS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO
Jul 16th, 2009 10:20 PM
Dr. Boogie Apart from the New Jersians themselves.
Jul 16th, 2009 09:38 PM
Colonel Flagg Obviously he's never been to New Jersey. Aside from the garbage, hypodermics and assorted medical waste washing ashore, it's just fine.
Jul 16th, 2009 08:33 PM
Dr. Boogie Sunlight isn't the best disinfectant. What else haven't they told us!?
Jul 16th, 2009 07:45 PM
ZeldaQueen You mean I was being put in danger every time my parents took us to Lake Erie? I should sue for child abuse!


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“The beach . . . is not a sterile environment,” he said.
Duh?
Jul 16th, 2009 04:36 PM
Dr. Boogie They have a point. You should limit your kids to playing in outdoor areas where birds won't crap, like... I don't know, airports?
Jul 16th, 2009 02:48 PM
Dimnos The fact the gubment spent $63.5K to decide sand could give you a stomach ache and possibly the runs is more hazardous to my health than either of those two problems. Hell with as much mexican food as I eat all the time I have the runs most of the time anyway.
Jul 16th, 2009 02:37 PM
Pipes McGee
WARNING: Sand is dangerous!

http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stori...&zIndex=132910

Anything to keep people from having fun. Soon everyone will be sitting in white rooms, on sterile plastic furniture with shaved heads and government issued clothing. That'll be fun!

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