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| Apr 1st, 2005 09:22 PM | |||
| Helm | Hey listen I'm sorry I lashed out I guess I haven't been getting laid enough lately, you're right, he he. Here I'll tell you what I'm doing and you could perhaps advise me on what I'm doing wrong ok? I uh, went to my ex's house last night... or was it morning? The sun wasn't up, anyway, but it wasn't all dark, not sure. Anyway, I went to her house, and to surpise her I decided to climb up to her room like I used to do when we were together. I deftly unlocked her window from the outside, a process I had perfected when we were together, which she found kinda cute, kinda creepy anyway, you take some sort of plastic card, something hard no, not that he he, and you slip it under the window pane and you pull hard up, until the thing sorta dislodges and you have to be really careful to balance it so it doesn't crash down. Dunno, this probably works on only some types of windows so don't take my word Anyway you catch it, and then open it from the inside and anyway yeah, I got in her room and did a quick scan to be sure nobody was the wiser. The coast was clear. I could see her cuddled up on the bed. I inhaled all the familiar scents of her room, momentarily getting caught in the nostalgia that ensued. Then, I moved close to her lying body and kinda tucked at the sheet but you gotta do it carefully and little at a time trust me, I've had experience on this so she doesn't notice and it takes a WHILE man I'm telling you. Anyway, I pull and pull and pull little by little until her body is completely uncovered. Now with all the pulling I've gotten pretty excited in all you know, the anticipation, he he it's almost summer you know? She's sleeping light, only a pair of cotton panties on and I can almost taste her sweat. That's when I quietly tuck at my pants, take out my trusty pocket knife and stab out her jugular vein trust me, he he the first stike is the most important one so she can't scream in all the blood and the mess but don't worry I did ok she's doing that silly he he KKKKK kKkk thing they do when they scream through the aesophagus and she's lost all motor coordination and I can't help but hug her and hug her in this beautiful moment we are having together until she is motionless and lifeless and mine again. Then I take off my pants intending to violate her in numerous ways, but damn it, it's limp. man macaroni. flaccid city. I don't know! Is it because I go straight for the meat, he he I mean, more romance maybe? I am, I guess I kinda feel used, I barely get to discuss with them anymore but that didn't use to make much difference in the past! Please tell me what I am doing wrong DemonAngel55@hotmail. Please tell me, because I know where you live and I want our moment to be perfect. I am going to make it perfect for us, but you have to help me. Please help me slice you open and reach into your crushed chest to tuck at your heart-strings. | ||
| Apr 1st, 2005 09:09 PM | |||
| Mr. Oysterhead | You give up quickly. I feel the need to state the obvious. You can't possibly fuck all of us. | ||
| Apr 1st, 2005 09:02 PM | |||
| DemonAngel55@hotmail |
first of all,i'm of age. 2ndly, I'm tired of all this bullshit anyways. You guys are fucking jerks. Although in saying this i know it won't effect any of you. But all of you need a fucking life. Go buy a hooker or something. most of you are in desparate need to get laid. Fuck you all, and have a nice day. |
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| Apr 1st, 2005 07:07 PM | |||
| Helm | we don't give a fuck. Go away. Take your webcam pictures with you. | ||
| Apr 1st, 2005 06:48 PM | |||
| PYLON | trying to attract pedophiles? | ||
| Apr 1st, 2005 06:26 PM | |||
| Emu |
aww 
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| Apr 1st, 2005 05:19 PM | |||
| DemonAngel55@hotmail |
 I may be fat but i'm not that fat. [/img] |
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| Apr 1st, 2005 05:04 PM | |||
| kellychaos | Probably has a gunt. You know, when you can't tell where the folds of flab stop and her c-word begins. | ||
| Apr 1st, 2005 04:41 PM | |||
| DemonAngel55@hotmail | you're absolutely right. Call me!! | ||
| Apr 1st, 2005 11:13 AM | |||
| rockets redglare | As I am not sure of the true meaning of your emoticon filled reply, I can only take it to mean that you want to have wild doggy style sex with me, to which I offer up no objections. | ||
| Apr 1st, 2005 11:07 AM | |||
| Helm | you don't say | ||
| Apr 1st, 2005 11:01 AM | |||
| DemonAngel55@hotmail |
 
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| Apr 1st, 2005 08:43 AM | |||
| rockets redglare |
It's probably one of them new fangled gmail accounts. I think its "Demonangel55@hotmail.com"@gmail.com |
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| Mar 31st, 2005 09:44 PM | |||
| Esuohlim | Hey I need to email you but it's a bitch trying to figure out what your address is. | ||
| Mar 31st, 2005 09:11 PM | |||
| DemonAngel55@hotmail |
Quote:
He needs a life,desperately. :-P |
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| Mar 31st, 2005 04:51 PM | |||
| kellychaos |
Highlander! 
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| Mar 31st, 2005 03:23 PM | |||
| adept_ninja | I see its not an option its much like mad max beyond thunder dome...two men enter one man leaves | ||
| Mar 31st, 2005 10:59 AM | |||
| ArrowX |
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| Mar 31st, 2005 08:28 AM | |||
| Helm |
THIS ARE THE THREAD : SEX WITHOUT LOVE THESE IS THE CONTESTANTS: ADEPTNINJA AND JINNS A GREAT FIGHT FOR THE MEANING OF LONELINESS, COMMENCE! ONLY ONE WILL BE MOCK!!! |
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| Mar 31st, 2005 12:06 AM | |||
| adept_ninja | I give up guys jins to cool for me | ||
| Mar 30th, 2005 09:28 PM | |||
| DemonAngel55@hotmail |
I used to get that bad feeling too after i flew solo and climaxed.. thaat's all i have to say lol bye bye. |
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| Mar 30th, 2005 06:48 PM | |||
| Helm |
THIS ARE THE THREAD : SEX WITHOUT LOVE THESE IS THE CONTESTANTS: ADEPTNINJA AND JINNS A GREAT FIGHT FOR THE MEANING OF LONELINESS, COMMENCE! ONLY ONE WILL BE MOCK |
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| Mar 30th, 2005 06:39 PM | |||
| jin |
Oh no! Adept_ninja found the formatting buttons- OUR SECRET IS OUT GUYS! :O Perhaps he can find some humor and maybe some grammar while he is on this epic quest. ;> AND MAYBE EVEN LEARN A LITTLE ABOUT HIMSELF. ;0 |
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| Mar 30th, 2005 05:52 PM | |||
| Chojin |
HE'S GOT YOU ON THE ROPES, JIN! NOOOO! 
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| Mar 30th, 2005 03:25 PM | |||
| ItalianStereotype | jin's gonna eat you :o | ||
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