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Mar 31st, 2010 12:05 PM
Fathom Zero Take it easy, hun.

Sweetie's been through a lot.
Mar 31st, 2010 12:03 PM
Coldcache what-ever, the man is being a BITCH


im seriously fucking thinking that he sees those new axe body spray commercials that say "women get bored easily" and thinks of the help he never got from this thread gently sobbing himself to sleep
Mar 31st, 2010 11:53 AM
Fathom Zero That's kinda what dating is.
Mar 31st, 2010 11:44 AM
elx
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero View Post
And there's something better for you out there and such. Obviously, "love" carries more meaning for you than for her. Find someone with the equivalent amount.
i think this is the best advice you could take from this thread babysappyton. you just have to try and find a like minded girl.
Mar 30th, 2010 11:56 AM
Sam Baby, I'll pee on you in whatever position you want me to.
Mar 30th, 2010 11:13 AM
Terra
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SHE WOULD PROBABLY JUST IGNORE HIM LIKE SOME PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD WHO GET OFFERS LIKE THAT CONSTANTLY.
Sam, I'm really not ignoring you. I just don't want to know if you pee in the caplock position.
Mar 30th, 2010 12:34 AM
bigtimecow WHAT CHARACTER
Mar 29th, 2010 11:06 PM
Sam SHE WOULD PROBABLY JUST IGNORE HIM LIKE SOME PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD WHO GET OFFERS LIKE THAT CONSTANTLY.
Mar 29th, 2010 11:01 PM
Terra
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Originally Posted by Sparkles the Fairy View Post
I know how you feel, I really do. I had a fling with a human once...everything was going great.

Then he discovered that I have a goat's tail hidden under my skirt and booked it. Hey, I never said I was perfect, jackass!
He never offered to pee on you? How rude.
Mar 29th, 2010 12:17 AM
Fathom Zero NEED I SAY I LOVE YOU
NEED I SAY I CARE
NEED I SAY THAT EMOTIONS
ARE SOMETHING WE DON'T SHARE

I DON'T WANT TO BE SITTING HERE
TRY TO DECEIVE YOU
'CAUSE YOU KNOW I KNOW BABY
THAT I DON'T WANNA GO
Mar 29th, 2010 12:14 AM
Fathom Zero
Mar 29th, 2010 12:01 AM
Sparkles the Fairy I know how you feel, I really do. I had a fling with a human once...everything was going great.

Then he discovered that I have a goat's tail hidden under my skirt and booked it. Hey, I never said I was perfect, jackass!
Mar 26th, 2010 09:56 PM
Terra Great. Thread backups. Here I go again, getting pissed on in a back alley.

Saps? Piss on you.
Mar 26th, 2010 08:47 PM
bigtimecow thread back ups please and thank you
Mar 26th, 2010 08:40 PM
Sam I'M THE ALPHAEST

TERRA, IT MATTERS NOT IF YOU ACCEPT MY PEE, JUST KNOW THAT MY PEE WANTS YOU AND IT WILL HAVE YOU.
Mar 26th, 2010 08:33 PM
Terra I'm holding out for an alpha male.
Mar 26th, 2010 08:29 PM
Esuohlim Terra have you accepted Sam's pee
Mar 26th, 2010 08:21 PM
Terra I guess you could piss on her too. All the cool guys are doing it. Just make sure she hates it first. It could backfire on you.
Mar 26th, 2010 08:05 PM
Colonel Flagg
Mar 26th, 2010 05:09 PM
Dimnos If she owns a car you need to shoot a deuce on the hood.
Mar 26th, 2010 11:36 AM
Colonel Flagg I think I said this awhile ago, but Sappy, you need to follow all the advice in this thread. To the LETTER.
Mar 26th, 2010 11:35 AM
Colonel Flagg
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I suggest mix tapes filled with Air Supply and 80s Foreigner
Don't forget ABBA.

EDIT: Firewall won't allow me to see the embeds
Mar 26th, 2010 11:14 AM
Dimnos
Mar 26th, 2010 08:27 AM
Pentegarn
Mar 26th, 2010 02:53 AM
Tadao
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