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Oct 18th, 2009 01:58 PM
SGFAZ1 What the hell is wrong with the dude in the background of Visiting Hours?!
Aug 6th, 2008 10:33 PM
cthulhu257 Is it just me, or do a lot of those sound like something from a Douglas Adams book? I especially like number 6.
Mar 22nd, 2008 11:52 PM
Beggarsfarm 3.) Harrison's trousers were of the sort one wants to avoid; pinched and taught in delicate places yet let out like slowly deflating balloons at odd, asymmetric points.

Taught = taut. I don't mean to be a pissant, but for something so funny I felt correct diction was appropriate.
Mar 1st, 2008 09:37 PM
Umbee I liked 1, 6, 8, 22, 24, 27, 41, 46, and 50.

Max Burbank could probably win the Bulwer-Lytton contest if he wanted to.
Feb 29th, 2008 03:35 AM
Autrach Sejanoz I have to agree with Tetsu Deinonychus about the David Lynch comment, Max.

I liked 6(the best one, IMO), 7, 10, 15, 18, "Visiting Hours", 26, 27, 35, 42, 48, & 50.
Feb 29th, 2008 01:04 AM
Protoclown Number 19 was my favorite
Feb 28th, 2008 08:36 PM
Oska_Go_Wilde I think I may have the exact same issue with mind-garbage. But none of mine are eloquent.
Feb 28th, 2008 07:13 PM
Pandajuice You should do one of those daily calendar things Max. Each day people all over the world can tear away yesterday's page and reveal another bizzare, slightly disturbing non-sequitor straight from the dark armoire that is your mind.

But please leave out the pictures; they make my brain feel fizzy.
Feb 28th, 2008 07:09 PM
Undead Overlord those must have been some damn fine pants, unlike my physics teacher's, they are so nerdy. so very nerdy...
Feb 28th, 2008 03:19 AM
autodidact Read as a whole piece it reminds me of an early 'A bit of Frye and Laurie' sketch.
Feb 27th, 2008 11:48 PM
chemquat i was pleased way early with 6, thought it was just great.

but now i can't shake the image of a sea of crap and pop tarts. it's disgusting. it won't leave my head. i might never eat another pop tart.
Feb 27th, 2008 10:15 PM
Fufuless I don't want to mess with that clown, man.
Feb 27th, 2008 10:13 PM
captain516 that was so bizare.. and yet I loved it
Feb 27th, 2008 09:31 PM
Colonel Flagg I think everyone should have a helper monkey.
Feb 27th, 2008 09:23 PM
blacksamster Heh, yeah, I was thinking Bulwer-Lytton, too...
Feb 27th, 2008 08:45 PM
Dungeonbrownies quite good.
pretty bad for me mentally i bet,
but still enjoyable.
Feb 27th, 2008 06:55 PM
Sleazeappeal "I thought you said violence wasn't the answer to anything."

"It isn't."

"What do you call that, then?"

"Prolonging the question."
Feb 27th, 2008 06:40 PM
Purple Man "The Yodeling Contest" is superb.
Feb 27th, 2008 06:06 PM
Colonel Flagg Some of these look "Bulwer-Lytton" worthy.

HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 27th, 2008 05:53 PM
Feb 27th, 2008 05:24 PM
Ashmodai 32 is my favorite.
Feb 27th, 2008 04:29 PM
Tetsu Deinonychus How "Avant-garde".

Max Burbank, You are the David Lynch of internet comedy (and, I mean that in a good way).

6, 10, 15, 19, 23, 27, 34, 41, "The Yodeling Contest", and 45 were especially hilarious!
Feb 27th, 2008 03:32 PM
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