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Oct 11th, 2008 04:43 AM
Tadao Hey baby
Oct 11th, 2008 04:36 AM
Guitar Woman hi
Oct 11th, 2008 04:32 AM
Dixie What?
Oct 11th, 2008 01:25 AM
Asila KOOKY
Oct 11th, 2008 01:11 AM
Tadao Yeah
Oct 11th, 2008 01:09 AM
neojester12 Your mom is pretty lame at thi
fuck it.
Oct 11th, 2008 12:58 AM
Tadao You're pretty lame at this harassment over the internet thing.
Oct 11th, 2008 12:56 AM
neojester12 Jake?
Buddy?

If you really think you are THE SHIT (hell, I won't be the one to tell you you aren't), then you need to fucking go. Just run.

If not....
I would really enjoying placing my genitalia inside your mouth.
Oct 9th, 2008 03:53 PM
Grislygus A true girlfriend consoles her man over grievous internet losses


Do not DARE talk about Jack Kerouac, you aren't NEARLY cool enough to talk about Jack Kerouac, and I don't even like Jack Kerouac
Oct 9th, 2008 01:09 AM
Dixie Yukiko?
Oct 9th, 2008 12:09 AM
DevilWearsPrada your girlfriend is imaginary
Oct 8th, 2008 08:56 PM
Tadao Yeah, sure, why not. Let's start over. Let us know how it goes and best of luck.
Oct 8th, 2008 08:44 PM
JakeOfAllTrades I'm sorry I acted like such an asshole in the past. Right now I'm starting a new stage in my life with my new girlfriend. She likes the nice side of me, I'm sorry I didn't show you guys the nice side of me first before I got involved in a big flame war.

She also says that my Train Man dream would only work on 2Channel, and that I should stop trying to change you guys into romantics immediately. Otherwise she just laughed and said only a hopeless romantic like me would actually try and become the next Train Man like that.

So I'm sorry for the embarassment I've caused everybody, including myself. There will be no book compiling posts from this forum, but my non-fantasy book project called LOL could use some inspiration, I'll change the names so you're unrecognisable like Jack Kerouac did with On the Road. But it's probably best I don't try anything like that until I'm at least 30 and we're all old.
Sep 30th, 2008 01:32 AM
Tadao Maybe we can start over Jake. Start at zero. I'm willing to try if you are. All I want is an apology.
Sep 30th, 2008 12:52 AM
Dixie
Sep 30th, 2008 12:52 AM
Dixie
Sep 30th, 2008 12:12 AM
Tadao
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Just joking buddy. Happy Halloween!
This was sarcasm you fag.
Sep 30th, 2008 12:03 AM
Tadao
Sep 30th, 2008 12:02 AM
Tadao
Sep 30th, 2008 12:01 AM
Tadao Just joking buddy. Happy Halloween!
Sep 29th, 2008 11:56 PM
Tadao So Jake, you want to compare all of this to a Batman comic. What the fuck world are you in? This is real you little shit! This story doesn't have a happy ending for you. I have taken interest in torturing you now. Your blood just will not stop flowing from the open wound I created and it smells so good. I'm standing in a puddle of it and I want more. You'll never be rid of me. Pay attention! Stop thinking about comics, I know you drifted. I am real and this is a bad thing that has stumbled across your path. A very bad thing Jacob Martin.
Sep 29th, 2008 03:03 PM
Tadao I am forced to to keep my hatred on boil till late in the evenings now. It is painfully obvious that you have formed a bond with Lord Suckonshit and DzWbPf. They try to protect you by posting crap that is on par with you saddest most humiliating moments.

Trust Dr. Tadao, this is your only hope. Your medicine will be horrific and you may not sleep for a time, but the world will be cured of you. You do not have a desease, you are the desease.
Sep 29th, 2008 12:15 AM
Kitsa
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Originally Posted by LordSappington View Post
WE HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR MOONSPEAK
dammit, you seriously almost made me choke on pizza.
Sep 29th, 2008 12:12 AM
DevilWearsPrada I figured out, you can just buy mental affirmations
Sep 28th, 2008 11:42 PM
Dixie
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