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May 20th, 2010 04:33 AM
Babs
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I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S ELX.
But she showed us her trophies, so it can't be... can it?
May 17th, 2010 06:54 AM
Evil Robot Do you think he will have his pannus removed?
May 16th, 2010 05:06 AM
Sam ANIME WAS PROOF THAT GOD DIDN'T WANT HIM TO HAVE SEX, SO HE PULLED ON HIS GRANDMA'S TITTIES AND TYPED IN CAPS AND I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S ELX.
May 16th, 2010 04:54 AM
Babs What about looking at their shit?
May 16th, 2010 04:50 AM
kahljorn he's this guy who when girls would come over to his house the only thing he could think of was how he hoped they didn't flush the toilet cause he wanted to look at their poop and also about jesus or anime
May 14th, 2010 08:29 PM
Colonel Flagg You don't want to know.
May 14th, 2010 05:51 PM
Babs who is this person?
May 12th, 2010 11:39 PM
Colonel Flagg
May 12th, 2010 10:57 PM
Evil Robot JC's shiny teeth will be the death of him when he gets fluoride disease.
May 11th, 2010 02:42 PM
Fathom Zero Why should I care about that ass clown?
May 11th, 2010 01:30 PM
Grislygus
May 11th, 2010 06:50 AM
Zhukov I'm with Kahl. This is the point where you tell him that personality has more to do with life than looks, and he's screwed forever.
May 11th, 2010 04:14 AM
kahljorn his arm hair is gross and that's just from the starting picture so im not going to watch it

my opinion is UNCHANGWED
May 11th, 2010 12:31 AM
King Hadas I really don't know how I feel about Jonathan Clement. I see his modest attempt at self-improvement and I feel a certain warmth for the guy but then I see him respond to his commentators with a dry "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY HAIR AND CLOTHS?" and all that goodwill just bleeds out of me.
May 10th, 2010 11:32 PM
Guitar Woman His face certainly looks healthier, but now that he's got old man titties on top of old person bladder buldge with matching highwater granny slacks the effect is anything ranging from mildly disturbing to complete and utter nightmare fuel.

Like, I watched Watership Down for the first time ever this morning, and it might only be the second scariest thing I see today. That is how much I dislike this video.

It's also sort of a mindfuck in general, as I never expected him to actually stop being a fatass. This is like if Chris Chan lost weight, or if Batman cried.
May 10th, 2010 11:05 PM
Colonel Flagg @Eric - you're worried you'll look fatter than him? Even thin(ner), he has some mega moobs. At least a C-cup.

And, thanks for the warning - I nearly crapped my pants. But only nearly.

YOU WANT MY OPINION CLEMENT? YOU'RE A BOIL ON THE ASS OF HUMANITY.
May 10th, 2010 09:23 PM
MarioRPG Comparing that question to his old standby of why do people hate anime, I think it's a marginal improvement.
May 10th, 2010 08:29 PM
Sacks He's probably around 20. He's completely socially retarded and has aspergers though, so he'll be this way forever.
May 10th, 2010 08:20 PM
Pentegarn How old is this dude?

I ask because in the video he asks what everyone thinks of his outfit and hair, and I asked myself, "why would anyone give a shit about what others think of what they are wearing or their hairstyle? Especially what with more important worries like bills and rent and the like." Which makes me think it is a younger person thing.
May 10th, 2010 07:03 PM
Sacks Good for that dude. If he got one of those emo fringe haircuts and a brightly colored band t shirt and hung out at the mall he'd probably get a girlfriend.
May 10th, 2010 06:51 PM
King Hadas Did Clement always have such feminine features? His eyes are like sad librarian eyes. Maybe that's just the glasses.

The guy must be pretty lonely if his fishing for compliments from youtube commentators. I hope everything turns out alright for him.
May 10th, 2010 06:34 PM
Evil Robot He stuck a medallion up his ass because the internet told him to.
May 10th, 2010 05:59 PM
RaNkeri Good for him

However losing weight because of a single diet won't do jack shit if you go back to your old habits, in most cases you need to change your lifestyle. Here's hoping he has the motivation to keep on going and stay fit and healthy.
May 10th, 2010 05:21 PM
Fathom Zero 'Sokay, brah, I got pumpkin pie.
May 10th, 2010 05:19 PM
Tadao DON'T CATCH IRON DEFICIENCY DISEASES.
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