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Mar 25th, 2009 09:07 PM
kahljorn cause that's what i think of when I hear the word vag
Mar 25th, 2009 09:05 PM
Kitsa Why would it be shortened to vag in the first place? Did I miss something?
Mar 25th, 2009 08:51 PM
kahljorn I think it works just fine ;o
Mar 25th, 2009 08:03 AM
Big McLargehuge HEY HONEY GRAB THE CARROTS OUT OF HTE VAG. Doesn't work.
Mar 25th, 2009 02:08 AM
kahljorn i wonder if people ever refer to the vegetable crispers in their refrigerators as a Vag.

I dunno why i wonder that anyway thats what im gonna start callin it.
Mar 25th, 2009 02:04 AM
kahljorn we should have bathroom phone sex. You can "wash" out your vag and I'll "lather" up my cock.
Mar 25th, 2009 01:26 AM
Fathom Zero Bathe in alcohol and live in a bottle. Go naked. Be happy.
Mar 24th, 2009 10:07 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie View Post
We just want you to be clean, Jeanette.
I AM clean! I'm sitting here naked on a towel from shower as I type! I've mercilessly scrubbed my pubes! I've washed my vag and my crack squeaky clean with blasts of warm water from the removable handheld shower head!
Mar 24th, 2009 08:13 PM
Dr. Boogie We just want you to be clean, Jeanette.
Mar 24th, 2009 06:34 PM
kahljorn
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No fucking way am I doing that to any part of my body.
It's not really that big of a deal ;\ its just amounts to being a type of toner. Alcohol is used in many beloved cleansers, toners and other skin care products.
Mar 24th, 2009 04:43 PM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by Emu View Post
why are there no preview pictures for that hair dye
i was thinking this same exact thing
Mar 24th, 2009 10:32 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
i know girls who swabber their cooters with rubbing alcohol to keep from getting razor burn ;o
sposed to cleanse/close the pores or somethin


No fucking way am I doing that to any part of my body.
Mar 24th, 2009 12:36 AM
kahljorn i know girls who swabber their cooters with rubbing alcohol to keep from getting razor burn ;o
sposed to cleanse/close the pores or somethin
Mar 24th, 2009 12:14 AM
AChimp Bleach and rubbing alcohol also kill germs!
Mar 22nd, 2009 11:49 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
My genitals are usually silky smooth. EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE STRIP OF HAIR.
I have enough problems with just my legs, thank you.
Mar 22nd, 2009 10:38 PM
Emu why are there no preview pictures for that hair dye
Mar 22nd, 2009 06:49 PM
kahljorn My genitals are usually silky smooth. EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE STRIP OF HAIR.
Mar 22nd, 2009 12:00 PM
Kitsa Well, not in my hospital, but knock yourself out.
Mar 22nd, 2009 11:32 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
You must scrub vigorously for the time it takes to sing happy birthday twice.

At least, your hands.

Does that include "You belong in a zoo" and/or "What's your girlfriends first name?"
Mar 22nd, 2009 10:48 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post

quit trying to make excuses for your wiry bush

And I suppose your genitals are silky smooth?!
Mar 22nd, 2009 07:09 AM
Kitsa You must scrub vigorously for the time it takes to sing happy birthday twice.

At least, your hands.
Mar 22nd, 2009 01:00 AM
kahljorn Whatever. Regardless, washing your twassy with some soap and water is going to do a lot more good than pubes will ever do. Prolly makes it easier to clean when you don't have pubes getting all gunked up down there, too.
I would like to see your source on all of this information. Like that it takes five minutes to kill bacteria. From what i understand, washing with just soap and water washes most of the bacteria down the drain. Maybe people needed pubes when they only swam around in a river for like 30 seconds once a year, but i think that TIMES HAVE CHANGED.

And a little bit of sun isn't going to give you cancer, carcinogenic or not. It's more unhealthy not to get some sun ;\

quit trying to make excuses for your wiry bush
Mar 21st, 2009 11:30 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
yea anti-bacterial soap takes five minutes to work but it takes 3 seconds to get skin cancer.
Also, I doubt it takes five minutes otherwise people and hospitals wouldn't make such a big deal out of using it...
They don't anymore, as far as I know. And skin cancer is from carcinogens building up over the years, like smoking.
Mar 21st, 2009 11:28 PM
kahljorn yea anti-bacterial soap takes five minutes to work but it takes 3 seconds to get skin cancer.
Also, I doubt it takes five minutes otherwise people and hospitals wouldn't make such a big deal out of using it...
Mar 21st, 2009 10:57 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
go out in the sun naked then. That'll kill bacteria
No, I sunburn easy and skin cancer runs in my family.
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