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Nov 10th, 2007 12:34 AM
Fathom Zero I'll get one when I go up to Cincinnati for Christmas. All I have are Korean markets and I've checked them out already.
Nov 8th, 2007 10:46 PM
JediScum Hey Fathom,

Did you ever locate one of these "Kings of All Fruit" yet? I'm curious as, after scanning Wikipedia, it sounds disgusting enough to try.

Oh, why did I move away from Austin? Asian markets galore there...
Nov 4th, 2007 03:06 AM
Sethomas Zako, change your title to "the intelligencer here" RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Oct 31st, 2007 04:01 PM
Fathom Zero Now that's something I hadn't heard.
Oct 31st, 2007 09:01 AM
ZAKO the GREAT i use to eat durian a lot when i was young.
do you know there's one type of durian called CAT SHIT... i haven't got the chance to taste it myself but i bet they smell and taste like it.
durians are actually national fruit of my country. they call it THE KING OF ALL FRUITS. the name durian means:
durian = spiked fruit.

see, i'm the intelligencer here

*some useful tip*
if one's finish eating it, pour some water into the shell, and drink from it. it'll kills the nasty smell in your mouth.
Oct 31st, 2007 07:54 AM
Fathom Zero
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman View Post
Of course it tastes good, why the fuck else would you want to eat a fruit that smells like an underserviced porta-potty?
I think you're just chiming in with a quote from Wikipedia, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt on this one.

If what people say is true, it's a really sweet, nutty flavor. Also, the meat looks a lot like organs. :barf

I must have it.
Oct 31st, 2007 02:34 AM
Blue Gularis Actually, as I said they only taste "kind of good" but Thais eat cockroaches so go figure.
Oct 31st, 2007 02:19 AM
Guitar Woman Of course it tastes good, why the fuck else would you want to eat a fruit that smells like an underserviced porta-potty?
Oct 31st, 2007 02:01 AM
Blue Gularis Don't eat durian with alcohol, it can seriously make you sick. Bad sick. Also, eat it outside unless you want your place to reek like shit for a week. Strangely enough, they actually taste kind of good.
Oct 30th, 2007 11:32 PM
Fathom Zero That's half the fun.
Oct 30th, 2007 11:21 PM
MLE They smell horrendous.
Oct 30th, 2007 10:37 PM
Fathom Zero I heard they're actually bad for you due to all the fat. I will have one.
Oct 30th, 2007 10:32 PM
MLE Any asian mart will have them. Especially korean asian marts. Although I advise strongly against giving into your curiosity.
Oct 30th, 2007 08:58 PM
Esuohlim I'm sorry it's not possible because not even Mario can obtain them he has to kick them around because they're too pointy
Oct 30th, 2007 08:05 PM
Fathom Zero
Durian

Can someone tell me how to obtain this elusive nasty fruit?

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