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| May 6th, 2004 07:22 PM | ||
| ProfessorCool |
Dave Attell, asshole. 
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| May 6th, 2004 06:10 PM | ||
| Bulletproof_Kennedy |
No. This thread is about Michael Jackson!
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| May 1st, 2004 11:18 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
This thread is NOW about Dave Attell. Go!! :rip  
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| Apr 29th, 2004 10:58 PM | ||
| Spastic Colon |
My God, I think there's a french fry stuck up his nose 
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| Apr 29th, 2004 07:09 PM | ||
| VolCanon |
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| Apr 28th, 2004 11:55 PM | ||
| sadie |
that's not an ode.
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| Apr 28th, 2004 12:25 PM | ||
| pope_hentai | drew carey is pretty funny. i really like him on "whose line is it anyways" even though improv sucks. | |
| Apr 28th, 2004 05:59 AM | ||
| pjalne |
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| Apr 28th, 2004 04:04 AM | ||
| Comrade Rocket |
this thread is about Drew Carry now He sure is a funny guy |
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| Apr 28th, 2004 02:27 AM | ||
| pope_hentai |
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. |
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| Apr 27th, 2004 11:07 PM | ||
| Spastic Colon |
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| Apr 27th, 2004 10:43 PM | ||
| Pub Lover |
Are you saying all men are arseholes, or just the ones that post here are?  :drunk  ostcount
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| Apr 27th, 2004 10:01 PM | ||
| Terra |
Your going to have a hell of a time cornering the vibrator market. See, the whole point is to have "one" without an asshole attached. That's where vibrators come in. Some women like a little peace and quiet. Your idea is more like a cyborgfuck from hell. |
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| Apr 27th, 2004 09:49 PM | ||
| Karl Hungus |
back and to the left
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| Apr 27th, 2004 08:26 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
You're like the Kennedy we want dead, but can't be killed by magic bullets that make the head explode.
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| Apr 27th, 2004 08:21 PM | ||
| Bulletproof_Kennedy |
An Ode to my Mechanical Phallus. My pocket keeps bleeping. After hours of thought and careful deduction, I have come up with two possible reasons for this: 1. My Mobile phone is running out of battery power. 2. I have a mechanical penis. I decided that the latter was the more interesting, and thus posted this thread. What are the advantages of a mechanical penis? -Because it is not organic, it can be any size you wish: i.e, not 5.5 inches. -You could program it to make a series of noises when you're randy, such as the Jaws theme. -You would never have any need for viagra; when you want to be hard, simply press a button. - It never gets tired. - It could be detachable (remember that song, "Detatchable Penis" ?) - Use it as a poking stick -Use it to slap people -Unbreakable -Can be used for cooking, i.e. roller, egg beater, etc. -Can be cleaned in a dish washer. -Might could be converted into a lightsaber by a Jedi. -Could have a GPS on it, so if you ever lose it during detachment, it'll be easy to find. No searching medicine cabinets and street salesmen's wares. But now, what are the disadvantages of a mechanical penis? -It starts bleeping when it runs out of power. -If it gets wet, it might explode. -If anybody finds out thou, shalt be mocked for an eternity. -Could malfunction and go off at any time. -Could malfunction and not go off. Ever. -It would be hard to find someone willing to repair it, you'd do your own maintenance. -Depending on its energy source, it could cost money via gas or batteries, or a high powered nuclear powered metal penis could spread radiation poisoning. I would like to ask the community to aid me in making a larger list of advantages and disadvantages to having a mechanical cock. Thank you. |
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