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Mar 18th, 2008 10:39 AM
GADZOOKS Isn't summer camp supposed to end in the summer?
Mar 9th, 2008 10:03 PM
eliz.lanier No, I don't think other guys have this problem as theyve gotten past the whole "never hit a girl" thing. You can't just let a girl beat the shit out of you. If she's literally hitting you hit her back or dump her. Life's too short to date total control freak bitches.


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Originally Posted by Chojin View Post
i hate it when my girlfriend calls me a baka and then punches me into the sun
Mar 3rd, 2008 04:28 PM
Supafly345 My girlfriend is always hiding at the top of ladders with her pet gorrilla who throws barrels at me.
Mar 2nd, 2008 02:46 PM
Fat_Hippo
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Originally Posted by Bavles View Post
Oh....I'm very familiar with this....not being beat up exactly but just the same situation. She can have as many guy friend as she wants but i'm apparently having sex with EVERY GIRL within a five mile radius.....bitch.....
Well, maybe you should be. It's not like it would change anything if she already thinks that you are. Except it would be a lot more fun.
Mar 2nd, 2008 11:18 AM
Bavles Oh....I'm very familiar with this....not being beat up exactly but just the same situation. She can have as many guy friend as she wants but i'm apparently having sex with EVERY GIRL within a five mile radius.....bitch.....
Feb 12th, 2008 12:08 PM
Dr. Boogie
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Originally Posted by saizo_ogasawara View Post
She has an insatiable appetite for beating me up and sex WITHOUT strap-ons.


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Feb 12th, 2008 11:46 AM
DuFresne I guess humor isn't that funny in the Philippines
Feb 12th, 2008 04:42 AM
saizo_ogasawara She has an insatiable appetite for beating me up and sex WITHOUT strap-ons.
Feb 11th, 2008 04:42 PM
Fat_Hippo Wait a minute, I think I'm understanding something wrong. She has an insatiable appetite for beatings, or for strap-on sex, or both? Either way, it sounds like you are getting fucked hard.
Feb 11th, 2008 12:26 PM
Dr. Boogie So you're getting beaten by a submissive woman? Man, you need to grow a pair.
Feb 8th, 2008 09:11 PM
saizo_ogasawara On that point, she's really submissive, yet has an insatiable appetite.
Feb 8th, 2008 07:57 PM
Sam
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Originally Posted by Zomboid View Post
SAM IS THIS WHERE ONE OF US MENTIONS GINA CARANO?
SHE COULD "JOUST" ME ANY DAY!

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me: "I GOT SOME 'POWER BALLS' FOR HER" was also a candidate
Zomboid: I WOULD FUCK HER
me: THAT WAS THE RUNNER-UP
Feb 8th, 2008 12:19 PM
Dixie She wears a strap-on during sex with you, doesn't she?
Feb 8th, 2008 08:02 AM
saizo_ogasawara I guess not. I take my beatings like a man, though I sometimes throw anything at her (mainly my shoes).
Feb 5th, 2008 11:28 PM
Zomboid SAM IS THIS WHERE ONE OF US MENTIONS GINA CARANO?
Feb 5th, 2008 10:26 PM
HickMan Girls that know how to hit turn me on
Feb 5th, 2008 10:11 PM
Tadao My girl beats me in the penis till it bleeds sour milk.
Feb 5th, 2008 09:39 PM
Dixie So we're jealous creatures. What are you gonna do about it? That's right, NOTHING. Take your beating like a man, if she had to tell you more than once you deserve it.
Feb 5th, 2008 06:06 AM
Chojin i hate it when my girlfriend calls me a baka and then punches me into the sun
Feb 5th, 2008 04:06 AM
Tadao
Girlfriends who beat you up when they see you talking to another woman, anyone?

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Originally Posted by saizo_ogasawara View Post
My girlfriend's kinda like this. She always either bashes my head in, kicks my ass (literally), or douses me with a bucket full of cold water. Anyone have this problem as well?
quoting for anti editing prosperity.
Feb 5th, 2008 03:42 AM
executioneer no, but then none of us are cartoon characters from the 1960s so how could we
Feb 5th, 2008 03:27 AM
saizo_ogasawara
Girlfriends who beat you up when they see you talking to another woman, anyone?

My girlfriend's kinda like this. She always either bashes my head in, kicks my ass (literally), or douses me with a bucket full of cold water. Anyone have this problem as well?

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