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Nov 3rd, 2005 08:39 PM
xbxDaniel I'm paranoid to the point where I make the people I'm afraid of paranoid by not being paranoid. That and I don't have guns in my house because I'm a pussy. DOES THIS NOT AMUSE YOU!
Nov 2nd, 2005 03:51 PM
kellychaos
Nov 1st, 2005 11:36 PM
Pub Lover & internet geeks often make comedy references.
Nov 1st, 2005 10:47 PM
sadie little boys' hands often resemble women's hands.
Nov 1st, 2005 10:19 PM
maggiekarp I don't understand why is he holding a stapler
Nov 1st, 2005 10:06 PM
Gurlugon Nice flabby forearmsEveryone knosw tthe light firms them, so what the fuck?
Nov 1st, 2005 08:25 PM
Marc Summers But scars are smooth and shiny
Plus women can have scars too don't be sexist now
Nov 1st, 2005 07:30 PM
ArrowX My camera makes everythign seem smooth and shiny, I can assure you they are quite scarred.
Nov 1st, 2005 08:34 AM
Pub Lover Arrrr, you have a woman's hands, my Lord!
Nov 1st, 2005 12:16 AM
ArrowX

Don't be fooled, its actually easier to wield than that godawful L85A1
Oct 31st, 2005 04:44 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by AngPur
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
the lower weapon seems ungainly ... that is, what I see of it.
The PN-90 is actually ergonomically designed, so it functions like those weird looking chairs. Only instead of using it's human contouring to sit you as in, you kill things with it.
So you squeeze the trigger with your thumb? Is there an extended shoulder stock that I'm not seeing? Perhaps I'm missing something here ... i.e. in stability. Is this, perhaps, designed to be a short-range weapon and I'm misinterpreting? :/
Oct 30th, 2005 11:50 PM
ArrowX My puppy has a kill switch in her brain. The second she smells or sights a dog thats at least half her size (beagles being the only documented exception) she goes into kill mode, she makes herself look big then she tear into the other dog. The last time this happened we paid $300 for a vet bill for stitching of a poodle with a 4 inch long and about 3 inch deep hole in the back of its neck. With people she's the most well behaved dog Ive ever met.
Oct 30th, 2005 11:41 PM
Marc Summers I have a Doberman and a butcher knife.

I think that might be like a 3 or 4 since he'd only get exited about a stranger coming over and maybe, just maybe he'd put that guy's eye out with his excessive tail-wagging :/
Oct 30th, 2005 06:07 PM
ArrowX yeah It surprised me with how comfortable it is to hold. its ambidextrous and has a downward ejection slot. Its a pain in the ass to find Mags for it because there so fucked up
Oct 29th, 2005 08:31 PM
AngPur
Quote:
Originally Posted by kellychaos
the lower weapon seems ungainly ... that is, what I see of it.
The PN-90 is actually ergonomically designed, so it functions like those weird looking chairs. Only instead of using it's human contouring to sit you as in, you kill things with it.
Oct 29th, 2005 10:30 AM
kellychaos the lower weapon seems ungainly ... that is, what I see of it.
Oct 27th, 2005 10:11 AM
sadie shut up, stupid, and learn to crop.
Oct 26th, 2005 08:54 PM
ArrowX

I'm an 8
Oct 26th, 2005 05:28 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
i have:
- Paintcans
- String
- Spikey christmas decorations
- toy cars
- heating thing with makes door handles hot
- Iron
- BB gun
- Heat gun (paint drying thingy)
- video which has the line "you got till the count of 10.. 1....2...10 bangbang bangbang"

ok this is getting old really quickly.
McGyver?
Oct 25th, 2005 10:17 PM
carnage 15 out of 10
Nov 15th, 2004 04:22 PM
horror_blood iii
Nov 15th, 2004 04:16 PM
Johnyy Darko I think i'm a 6-8 on the scale
Nov 15th, 2004 02:46 PM
Emu
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Terra
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Originally Posted by Emu
i bet none of you fags have an army of orcs at your command

cuz i sure do
For some odd reason I'm envisioning a pod of whales with one fat fuck in the middle.
Nov 15th, 2004 11:34 AM
the_dudefather i have a bomb planted in every single human in the world, and with a very large control panel i can blow up any individual at any time, or simily kill everyone at once.

"what do you mean you dont agree with me?!? DONT YOU KNOW WHO YOUR DEALING WITH?"

(the button)

(kaboom)

ren and stimpy, btw
Nov 15th, 2004 11:20 AM
Snatchtastic
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My girlfriends on her period so I make her sleep next to the door.
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