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May 10th, 2007 12:06 AM
MattJack I had Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, and Big Boss Man. I never got the Macho Man one or Million Dollar Man one. I use to throw them in the drier before I wrestled them because it was make them get big n fluffy. Good memories indeed.

Then my little brothers got old enough to where we could wrestle. We'd have tag team matches and invite other kids from the neighborhood.

A lot of balls got kicked in those days, times were brutal, we were brutal.
May 9th, 2007 11:01 PM
DuFresne I had the Hulk Hogan and Macho Man: Randy Savage Wrestling buddies. Oh the memories!
May 9th, 2007 09:54 PM
MattJack lol this is awesome.

Ultimate Warrior was my absolute hero when I was a child. I had his Wrestling Buddy ('member those? a 2 foot tall tall stuffed with cotton), his action figure (along with every other wrestler of the day), a slew of shirts, and I couldn't wait to see him on the WWF.

This makes me smile and quickly returns him to his rightful spot in my heart as my abolute hero.
May 8th, 2007 08:39 PM
executioneer grog is that you
May 8th, 2007 08:17 PM
DURHURHURHUR Is this safe?
Jan 24th, 2007 06:27 PM
Jeff The Ninja Oh man, I got the DVD "the Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior" last year. It is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laiZgrIpbcA

"How must I prepare, you must ask yourself. Should I jump off the Tallest building in the world!? Should I lay Down on the Lawn and let them Run over me with Lawnmowers!!? Should I go to Africa And Let them Trample me with Raging Elephants!!!?"
Jan 24th, 2007 05:46 AM
Dire Flamingo OPINIONS ARE EQUAL
But his opinion is just more equal than yours.
IE, he likes hearing himself talk. :D

also. Ragging on Kwanza?
COLD.
Jan 23rd, 2007 02:14 PM
J. Tithonus Pednaud
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Originally Posted by Mockery
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'Queering don't make the world work'
He's got some live actions going on right now on Ebay too...some pretty strange stuff going down there.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=260077825385
Did you read all of his responses to the users on there? It's awesome.
Indeed, his comments totally reek of awesomness - or warriortude.

It's all gold.
Jan 23rd, 2007 09:07 AM
Grislygus Wow.

I mean, wow. How did I not know about this?
Jan 23rd, 2007 04:44 AM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by J. Tithonus Pednaud
'Queering don't make the world work'
He's got some live actions going on right now on Ebay too...some pretty strange stuff going down there.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=260077825385
Did you read all of his responses to the users on there? It's awesome. Plus, if you go back in his user history, you can see that he sold a similar set of figures on there and you can see more hilarious responses. He also bought a red coffee pot. Red like the fire of KNOWLEDGE that BURNS within his SOUL.

My personal favorite eBay response of his:

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Q: Warrior, You sir are HILARIOUS!! You are my hero. If I ever become famous I wanna go off my rocker just like you. Dave Dec-28-06

A: What you mean is that you know will never become famous, but in your dreams when you fantasize that you might one day, you would want to have the confidence and belief in the staying power and value of your product like I do MINE. The difference between the truth you are ashamed to tell and the ridicule you find humor and comfort in, can be analogized like this: You run a pawn shop and I sell valuable collectibles. You have to sell 15-16 figures to make just at $300. I have to sell one. Our ads cost about the same, around $3-5. On top of that, your 15 figures, even given away for free, can never match the value of buying the SET for $300 from me with COA's and autographed 8x10's. If you think so, then you win the prize for hilarity, not I. Who's off their rocker? And who's the hypocrite? You bash me for capitalizing off the value I worked hard and sacrificed to build, and yet, you run out and buy my Intellectual Property, which I own the legal right to license, and, then, you turn around and resale it for a profit, yourself! For you, and others like you, I consider my highly-valued auctions charitable contributions to the study and practice of psychology. All you begrudging flops get to write and belittle my auctions and, therefore, have your self-esteems fed vilely the same. It makes you all feel bigger and more socially-conscious about yourselves: Is he nuts? $300 for action figures! Why, I wouldn't pay... Excuse me, Davey Boy, yes you would. That is, if you had it, you would. You want these figures, Davey Boy, but you can't afford the $300. You’re welcome for, both, the business lesson and my charity. And I must, in return, thank you for the laughs and the fun break of two minutes I spent scrawling this out for further public amusement. Have a great non-motivational, indebted life. W
Oh yeah, if you haven't read the journal entries on his site, they're priceless too.
Jan 23rd, 2007 01:32 AM
J. Tithonus Pednaud Wow, the guy is such an egomaniac it's scary. His intro video is three minutes of masturbation and gems of Warrior jargon.

'To places we shall never have been'

Wow... I was too young to realize how much the guy spoke in tongues.

Still does apparently.
Jan 23rd, 2007 12:54 AM
DuFresne Also:
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Thomas Jefferman, er, Jefferson...
Jan 23rd, 2007 12:36 AM
J. Tithonus Pednaud 'Queering don't make the world work'
He's got some live actions going on right now on Ebay too...some pretty strange stuff going down there.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=260077825385
Jan 22nd, 2007 10:21 PM
DuFresne The golden moment:

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"Why is she wrong?"

"Because that's not the answer I was looking for!"
That was the most glorious display of ad hominem attacks and logical logical fallacies I've seen in a long time!
Jan 22nd, 2007 09:53 PM
FartinMowler He likes Ayn Rand I would have like to see him do that speech before a match :/
Jan 22nd, 2007 09:18 PM
Mockery
THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR PUBLIC SPEAKING!
I know it's an hour long, but watch it. It's hilarious. Proof of how he's completely lost it:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...timate+warrior

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