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Feb 18th, 2004 10:39 PM
Captain Robo I WENT ON THE ATKINS DIET AND I DIED
Feb 18th, 2004 10:36 PM
Immortal Goat See previous post here...

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9879&start=25
Feb 18th, 2004 10:34 PM
grodenbarg I would NOT go on the Atkin's either, even though my parents are still on it. I'll try the BALANCED diet though.Exercise doesn't hurt either. ,ATKINS BAAD!
Feb 13th, 2004 02:00 AM
Hobo Renee I'm a veggie too. I like in a hippie town so it was actually a little harder than I thought it was going to be, but now i"m having the time of my life.
Feb 11th, 2004 05:18 AM
Dole Any fucking 'diet', by definition isn't going to work. Its a quick fix. If you dont change eating habits permamnently, its not going to work. The atkins diet is a complete con, and a fast track to an early grave. Dont eat too much fatty food, eat lots of fresh fruit and veg and exercise. Thats all there is too it. Thats how I retain my girlish figure. And drumming for a hardcore band helps also
Feb 11th, 2004 04:21 AM
Dr. V FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME!
about how atkins sucks, not matt.
Feb 11th, 2004 03:59 AM
Ghost of Fraiser Matt Harty is the real evil.
Feb 11th, 2004 03:23 AM
sadie i'd be a vegetarian if i liked vegetables. :P
my aunt and uncle have lost tons of weight on that diet, but a doctor friend of mine told me it was dangerous to keep your body in ketosis for long periods of time.
when i regulated my carbs on the diabetic diet i had to be on when i was pregnant last time, i felt so much healthier.
if only bread weren't so yummy.
Feb 11th, 2004 01:46 AM
Wiff-L Heheh, never trust any form of diet. Anorexia is the way to go ^_^


BTW: Back because my brother messed my other account.
Feb 11th, 2004 01:35 AM
soundtest I was vegetarian for about 6 years - vegan for 3. For me the reason had absolutely nothing to do with animal rights, just that I was disgusted at the thought of handling raw flesh and saw a nasty documentary on pigs. Since I've started eating meat again though I don't feel any different. I was expecting a big stamina boost or something. The only differences I've noticed are that I'm less of a burden to other people in eating situations and I feel full after I eat when I eat meat (which is about once a week or so).
Feb 11th, 2004 12:56 AM
Big Papa Goat what on earth made you think earth was spelled with a u?
Feb 11th, 2004 12:12 AM
Zomboid How bout you get some exercise and stop eating so fucking much?
Feb 10th, 2004 11:56 PM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
then i started readin stuff and i said fuck eating fish.
What on urth could cause you to stop eating fish? It is just about the only animal I can eat, and a damn good one at that. There are just about no downsides to eating fish. (besides overeating and biulding up a mercury level potent enough to kill a whale)
Feb 10th, 2004 11:18 PM
Immortal Goat ANOTHER LIFE SAVED!!
Feb 10th, 2004 11:14 PM
glowbelly ps: as soon as it gets warmer here i'll start running again. that'll make me quit smoking. guaranteed.
Feb 10th, 2004 11:13 PM
glowbelly i hate canned veggies.

soy just may be the perfect food, seriously. the only thing that sucks about it is that in it's true form, it just doesn't taste all that good. luckily it tend to takes on the flavor of whatever you cook it in.

i'm pale because i use sunscreen and refuse to lay out in the sun, not because i don't eat meat.
Feb 10th, 2004 11:13 PM
Immortal Goat Glowbelly isn't pasty-faced...





and by the way, Glow, if you are interested, my dad quit smoking and I can tell you what his method was. After I ask him of course. Course, you don't have to quit. It's a free country. Just ask if you want to.
Feb 10th, 2004 11:12 PM
MEATMAN I tried eating tofu ONCE. I felt like I was eating a sponge.
Feb 10th, 2004 11:08 PM
FartinMowler I lived in a house with vegetarians before and it was strange. They ate lot's of Soy and in the winter they ate canned vegetables and this one guy kept saying that I should become a vegetarian so my shit wouldn't smell :/ a bonus...yes, but being a pasty faced fag isn't my thing
Feb 10th, 2004 11:05 PM
executioneer atkins is hard to do, and there may be negetive side effects I'd just try to cut down on carbohydrates and cut up on exercise :/ same old diet that's been there forever

it does have dramatic results over short periods thoguh so if you need something to get STARTED maybe just do a month or so and then just stop drinking sodas and eating chips and run a mile every day :/

-willie
Feb 10th, 2004 11:04 PM
glowbelly red meat made me feel icky, so i stopped eating it. chicken always grossed me out when i really thought about it and seeing all those veins and lungs in chicken breasts (the ones with bones) freaked me out. so i quit poultry. then i started readin stuff and i said fuck eating fish.

it was mostly for health reasons, but it's also for all the animals sake. i don't like hurting things, so i choose not to eat things that are hurt.

the irony is that i smoke cigarettes. so much for being healthy.
Feb 10th, 2004 11:01 PM
Drev I am tempted to try Willies Fartkins diet :o

Is it worth it Willie?
Feb 10th, 2004 10:58 PM
Immortal Goat I don't know if this was addressed in another thread, but I'm gonna ask this anyway.

Just out of curiosity, why did you go veggie?
Feb 10th, 2004 10:55 PM
glowbelly i eat beans, tofu, eggs, cheese, etc...

i'm not a vegan. i take iron pills, too, but i had to take those before i stopped eating meat cause i'm slightly anemic.

believe me, i'm a healthy veggie. my fren don mcqueen actually looked shocked when i told him i didn't eat meat. he said something along the lines of "with that body? girrrrrrrrrrrl, i could just imagine what you'd look like if you did!"

PSST: willie and i are repeating each other
Feb 10th, 2004 10:55 PM
Immortal Goat Eggses, my precious? :hobbitreference

That's good. So long as she's not suffering from malnutrition. I would miss that dancing pirate hamster thingie.
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