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Feb 13th, 2009 05:23 AM
kahljorn IT COULD BE WORSE. I MEAN REALLY THAT MIGHT BE KIND OF A CONFIDENCE BOOSTER.
YOU COULD HAVE A TINY PENIS AND HAVE IT FIT IN YOUR MOUTH ALL SNUGLY
Feb 13th, 2009 03:21 AM
Sam WHAT IF YOU WENT TO ALL THE EFFORT TO BE ABLE TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT YOUR MOUTH WAS TOO SMALL FOR YOUR DICK?
Feb 13th, 2009 03:14 AM
kahljorn YOU WILL ONCE YOU REALIZE THAT YOURE A HUGE FAGGOT BECAUSE YOUVE HAD PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH
Feb 13th, 2009 03:06 AM
MattJack i learned how to suck my own di*k and i don't think i'll ever be depressed again
Feb 13th, 2009 02:51 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost The depression that I get....

Have you ever been close to tragedy
Or been close to folks who have
Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
So heavy you collapse
Feb 13th, 2009 01:17 AM
Sam One time I was trying to peel an orange and could not do it. That made me depressed.
Feb 12th, 2009 08:19 PM
MetalMilitia Fun fact: No one has ever been depressed while eating an orange. The process of getting all the skin and shit off is so difficult and boring you'll forget all your worries.
Feb 12th, 2009 08:17 PM
MetalMilitia EAT AN ORANGE
Feb 9th, 2009 06:32 PM
MattJack SMOKE A LOT OF WEED
Feb 9th, 2009 06:04 PM
ZeldaQueen I was playing the Entertainer's Theme while dancing/moving around the stage. Not the best I suppose, I guess I should have danced to Toxic or played rock guitar like 90% of the other acts.

Anyway, I recommend eating pasta. I've heard that that brings out a feeling of well-being. Certainly makes me feel better! (I looooove Italian food!)
Feb 9th, 2009 02:51 AM
derrida
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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen View Post
I don't have a Stradivarious, but even if I did, I would have been too depressed.

Anyway, I guess in the long run it doesn't matter. Just sucked at the time though.
it sucked because no one cares about your gay violin music, unless of course its an adaptation of this blazing joint from R&B sensation Monifah:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLhCSh3ogmU
Feb 8th, 2009 07:48 PM
kahljorn drinking doesn't help.
Feb 8th, 2009 07:38 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost You should care less or drink more. There's a balance somewhere in there.
Feb 8th, 2009 07:33 PM
kahljorn whenever i meet someone all i can think about is how i will fail to meet their expectations ;/
Feb 8th, 2009 05:18 PM
ZeldaQueen I don't have a Stradivarious, but even if I did, I would have been too depressed.

Anyway, I guess in the long run it doesn't matter. Just sucked at the time though.
Feb 7th, 2009 10:27 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost That's lame. You should have Stradivarioused them over the head.
Feb 7th, 2009 10:15 PM
ZeldaQueen And it doesn't help much.

For example: My senior year of high school, I decided to give one last try at getting into the Holiday Talent Show. The judges seemed pretty impressed and I felt like I put out a good effort. Then came the day when the list of people who made it came out. I poured over it and found I was not on it. As if to add insult to injury, I heard a guy reading over my shoulder comment to someone else "Hey! All of my acts got in!"

I knew it didn't necessarily mean I wasn't good at playing the violin (my act), but the rest of the morning, I felt like stabbing myself in the throat with a plastic cafeteria spork. I felt even worse when I discovered that several "acts" of the show were videos that the Student Counsel made, including one idiotic one of them dressed in bee costumes, superimposed over a picture of our school ("Bee Movie!" )
Feb 7th, 2009 02:05 PM
Tadao That sounds like logic.
Feb 7th, 2009 11:40 AM
ZeldaQueen Pittsburgh's pretty snowy too, so I hear you!

And Bod's right, if you're depressed about something, logic doesn't always help.
Feb 6th, 2009 06:27 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen View Post
I might. Depends on what all's going on.

I think Spring Break's when Tekkosho Con goes on. It's Pittsburgh's comic/video game/anime convention. The highlights of my visit last year was an Improv group which was fantastic and a headache from my too-small mask which was not so fantastic.

Sounds like fun. I'd say wait till June at least when the snow melts.
Feb 6th, 2009 04:24 PM
Bod
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Originally Posted by Grislygus View Post
Do you have an chemical imbalance? Then the solution is medication. If not, follow me on Greasy Gus' Patented Twelve Step Program!

REPEAT AFTER ME:
1. As I have no genuine disorders, I am depressed because I'm not the person I want to be!

2. I am not the person I want to be because of my own decisions!

3. Though I'm a moody, lazy, unmotivated little twerp with a weight problem and little control over his/her own impulses, I am in control of my analysis of the situation!

4. I accept reality, and adamantly refuse to blame anyone else for my own decisions!

5. Now that I have a spine, I hereby resolve to slowly but resolutely improve myself!

6. Fuck, I haven't been improving myself!

7. Now I'm crying!

8. Still not improving myself!

9. Now I am seriously sick of this bullshit! I will now take up something constructive and therapeutic, like weight lifting or art
while striving towards forging a career in the real world, getting my own home, and not leeching off of my parents when I am [insert realistic target age here.]!

10. I recognize that I will never be perfect, while continuing to strive towards my goals!

11. I have now achieved my goals!

12. I now have an entirely new set of problems, and am more miserable, dejected, and pathetic than ever before!
That's the most perfect description of depression I've ever come across.
But knowing the problem doesn't mean you know how to fix it.
Feb 6th, 2009 03:58 PM
ZeldaQueen I might. Depends on what all's going on.

I think Spring Break's when Tekkosho Con goes on. It's Pittsburgh's comic/video game/anime convention. The highlights of my visit last year was an Improv group which was fantastic and a headache from my too-small mask which was not so fantastic.
Feb 6th, 2009 02:15 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost So come visit Buffalo during your break. It's really nice during the spring. I think you're right about the ship district.
Feb 6th, 2009 06:03 AM
kahljorn For anyone to love a man, he must be hidden. For as soon as he s hows his face, love is gone.

Therefore, if y ou love a man, love is gone.

HYPOTHETICAL SYLLOGISM MOTHERFUCKER
Feb 6th, 2009 03:15 AM
kahljorn i didnt say not to talk to people just not to care so much about them ;/
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