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Sep 11th, 2006 08:08 PM
Mr. Vagiclean show me your dick
Sep 11th, 2006 07:47 PM
thebard Maybe i will just do the girly thing and rely on my BF to do the killing, that way i wont break a nail!

lol.
Sep 11th, 2006 07:45 PM
Mr. Vagiclean
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Originally Posted by thebard
My BF has a basball bat
you mean GF i mean NOONE
Sep 11th, 2006 07:34 PM
ArrowX nah Fire would take way too long, you need bluntforce traima to be 100% effective, depending on the stage of decay, I'm to assume that this ins during the opening days of the outbreak so this would be the time for firearms and cinderblock.

Wait about 6 days before trying to use a baseball bat, the skill would have brittled enough for a Baseball bat to be fatal.

shotguns aren't as usefull as most people would think, unless used at about 20-30 yards with solid slugs, the shot shells would not have the velocity to do enough damage to the brain, You'd be better off firing at their feet and causing muscle trauma.

If possible steal the .50 cal Beowulf Semi auto rifle form my dads friend up town, who also has a fucking L.A.W. (Light Anti Tank Weapon) the jury is out on weather or not it actualy works, but could make for a adequate Cudule.

Alo finding those big lawn tractors
Sep 11th, 2006 07:27 PM
executioneer heat is very good at damaging vision permanently, and a blind zombie is gonna be a lot less effective at biting you
Sep 11th, 2006 07:04 PM
thebard A can of hair spray wouldn't kill a zombie, but it might imobilse it long enough for you to run.
Sep 10th, 2006 11:29 PM
kahljorn I don't think the fire from a can of hairspray would be enough to kill a zombie but what do i know really I'm not a doctor ;(

I have the perfect apartment for a zombie attack, it's on a second floor and there's only one, small rickety stair case leading up.
Sep 10th, 2006 11:21 PM
Gorlack the Destroyer
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Originally Posted by thebard
I would keep forks and knives handy for those up close encounters.
Zombie: Its whats for dinner.
Sep 10th, 2006 09:13 PM
thebard Well i would dress for the occasion, warm yet covered, those zombies bite you see.

Then i would grab anything and everything that i could to protect myself. My BF has a basball bat, then theres water, a makes shift flame throwers using a can of spray and a lighter.

I would keep forks and knives handy for those up close encounters.

Also i would learn from all the zombie movies that i have seen.
For example, leave behind the bitten, keep your wits about you, be prepared to kill the people you know, be prepared to kill without emotion.

Also, have a plan, i would try and climb on the roof and make most of my way by roof top it i could.
I would have to be careful as the zombie police have guns and may still shoot.

When i did reach the ground i would then try to avoide as many zombies as i could, combat will slow you down, and kill the ones that attack.

I would keep a look out for things around me that i could use, garden tools, etc until i got to my destination.
Sep 9th, 2006 08:12 AM
RaNkeri
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Originally Posted by RaNkeri
It's just a game guys
Sep 9th, 2006 06:32 AM
Trash Even through we would ignore the Finnish firearm law, I still bet you don't have those guns lying around your house.
Sep 9th, 2006 02:57 AM
RaNkeri
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Originally Posted by executioneer
but the game is supposed to be based on reality somewhat you can't just go "I'LL GET IN MY ABRAMS M1 TANK AND JUST RUN RAGGED ALL OVER SUM ZOMBIE GUTS" because that's against the rules of the game.
If we're talking about realsim, I guess we could ignore the firearm law of Finland. After all, we're fighting against zombies for chris sake

But very well, I'll change my equipment later. :/
Sep 8th, 2006 06:53 PM
FartinMowler Anything but German woman sucking poop out my chute :/ I couldn't sleep last night after seeing that.
Sep 8th, 2006 06:35 PM
Chojin I daresay fartin is the most prepared man on the planet for a zombie outbreak ;<
Sep 8th, 2006 06:16 PM
FartinMowler I would make my way to my garage, put my snowplow on my jeep then strap with two commercial 21 " lawnmowers vertically to the front of the plow. Start them up and make a Zombie Milkshake.
Sep 8th, 2006 05:35 PM
executioneer but the game is supposed to be based on reality somewhat you can't just go "I'LL GET IN MY ABRAMS M1 TANK AND JUST RUN RAGGED ALL OVER SUM ZOMBIE GUTS" because that's against the rules of the game.
Sep 8th, 2006 04:36 PM
RaNkeri It's just a game guys
Sep 8th, 2006 04:19 PM
Juttin He'd take HILARIOUS INTERNET BOOK,
A fake, plastic lightsaber, and some cans of Pepsi,
kiss his poster of Pamela Anderson goodbye, jump out of his window, break his leg, and get mauled to death.
Sep 8th, 2006 04:17 PM
executioneer despite the fact that

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Originally Posted by wikipedia
Finland allows ownership of submachine guns and other automatic weapons, though subject to licensing.
Sep 8th, 2006 04:16 PM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by RaNkeri
I'll arm myself with 12-gauge shotgun, M4A1 Carbine(With tons of ammo naturally) and few doses of insulin. I'll also grab few cans of coke and Zombie survival guidebook.
i don't believe that you actually have either of those guns
Sep 8th, 2006 04:03 PM
Juttin YOU ARE SHIT, WORTHLESS HUMAN SHIT
Sep 8th, 2006 08:45 AM
RaNkeri I'll arm myself with 12-gauge shotgun, M4A1 Carbine(With tons of ammo naturally) and few doses of insulin. I'll also grab few cans of coke and Zombie survival guidebook.
Sep 7th, 2006 11:16 PM
Fathom Zero I pack tons of Ramen Noodles into my pack. I also search behind the counter for a gun. Sadly, I do not find one. The clerk must've took it when he ran off.
Sep 7th, 2006 10:50 PM
Juttin And I get a Slushie, stuff a bunch of snacks in my Pack,
Get some cases of Coke, and empty a 12-pack of Budweiser into
my backpack.

I have a bottomless inventory
Sep 7th, 2006 10:40 PM
Fathom Zero Later that day, I meet up with Juttin. We hoof it to the nearest 7-Eleven.
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