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|May 2nd, 2008 09:50 AM|
|May 1st, 2008 09:48 PM|
Pay attention in school, or you get sent to an Army Academy.
That is a porcupine. Do not touch it. It will ruin your shit.
Just because a shell didn't come out of his shotgun when he pumped it doesn't mean it's empty. Those things can jam, too.
|May 1st, 2008 04:47 AM|
|Fat Ugly Drunk||Smoking is really expensive, save up.|
|Apr 30th, 2008 11:32 PM|
I understand that you hate Math and Science, but if you really pay attention and work hard, it might open up a few more doors.
See a doctor about your anxiety issues.
You're right. You live in a town with a bunch of narrow-minded morons, but you know what? Things will get better, and fortunately, there are more worldly people once you get out of there.
If film is what you really want to go after, go after it. Don't be afraid that people are going to laugh at you for choosing it as an occupation. However, you will not make a lot of money, and you will NOT be famous.
You'll get your driver's license when you're 26.
|Apr 29th, 2008 07:46 AM|
Yeah, ok, so you don't wanna go to uni. But you were too fucking lazy to get a job in your year out, so just go....
Also: now you have money, go all those places you are told to. It will be fun. The train will not eat you.
Finally: Yes everyone at highschool was a dick, but you'll never see any of them again after it's finished. Don't worry. Most friends after actually like you!
|Apr 28th, 2008 06:38 AM|
|MetalMilitia||Oh shit, I bet this guy has some stories to tell!|
|Apr 27th, 2008 11:50 PM|
|Apr 27th, 2008 11:44 PM|
me from 10 minutes ago:
don't read the last page of this thraed
|Apr 27th, 2008 09:24 PM|
do your homework
dont talk to the emo kids
get PE more than twice
Fuck all those mexican chicks, dammit!!!
|Apr 27th, 2008 01:41 PM|
|sloth||girls never get less complicated to understand, only less complicated to distinguish|
|Apr 26th, 2008 08:21 PM|
|D*O*L*E||Your initial feelings were right, 'Those who fear tomorrow' IS incredible, and you will still listen to it on a daily basis 18 years from now.|
|Apr 25th, 2008 08:10 PM|
I'd tell myself to draw shit that was actually original instead of copying everything so that I'd be better by now.
Also, "DAMMIT LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET. JESUS CHRIST LOOK OUT."
|Apr 25th, 2008 04:53 PM|
|mburbank||OMG, MAX BURBANK FROM THE PAST, YOU WOULD MAKE YOUR FUTURE SELF GAY IF NOT FOR THE FACT IT WAS STILL STRICTLY FOR THE LADIES!|
|Apr 21st, 2008 12:14 PM|
|Seven Force||well ok not really, if it was GBS she'd revel in the fact that she's no longer a "neurotypical" and not get help|
|Apr 21st, 2008 12:13 PM|
|Apr 21st, 2008 02:17 AM|
|Apr 21st, 2008 02:04 AM|
|Apr 20th, 2008 10:52 PM|
|Seven Force||1. seven force do not mention GBS outside GBS it annoys people a lot|
|Apr 20th, 2008 01:59 PM|
Hi past me, i have a few things to tell you about... THE FUTURE!
1.Yes,Miss Holloway is a rotten old bitch, but ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT IN HER HOMEWORK!
2. James is a retard who has DOS,on his PC. Don´t go to the movies with him.
3. Maca will grow up to be an idiot. Go out with Cristina.
4. DO NOT,i repeat DO NOT see this movie called Epic Movie. It will only cause extreme vomiting.
5. Invest in this little thing called Wikipedia.
6. Yes,MR.T is awesome. Even 10 years from now.
7. Go to Trinity college. Yes, i know your acting isn´t that good. SO PRACTISE!
8. Marina, while she may look intimidating, will be your best friend later on.
|Apr 20th, 2008 09:38 AM|
|WhiteRat||It's the General Bullshit forum of Something Awful. Seven Force seems to think that a thread like this is exclusive to that site.|
|Apr 20th, 2008 07:27 AM|
I tried looking it up bet there are 187 unverified definitions for it and 75 verified definitions.
|Apr 19th, 2008 09:08 PM|
this thread is GBS
i thought some of you guys were better than this
|Apr 17th, 2008 12:49 AM|
-YOU HAVE ASPERGER'S SYNDROME! GO GET HELP ON HOW TO DEAL WITH IT!
-The birth control pills are making you gain weight. Ask the gyno for another kind.
-The world isn't out to get you, you're having a serious reaction the cymbalta. Get back on luvox.
-Don't pick those dandelions. Mom might like them, but they'll make you sneeze and you're eyes will itch and swell so badly that you'll barely be able to see by the time you get home. You're allergic to them, stupid.
-Buy an epililator. The depilitory will burn your face, shaving will irritate it.
-You and him are only together because you're both desperately lonely, not because you make a good couple.
-Make plans for grad school earlier, so you don't end up working retail for over a year after you get rejected. And don't blow off that stupid health class you had to take just to graduate, it'll fuck up your GPA.
-Do lateral raises with your weights, they'll help the problem with your shoulders far more than any of that bullshit with the stretchy band that the physical therapist told you to do.
-Go ahead and punch out the stupid bitch. You're too young to get a criminal record, you're strong enough to take her, and people won't fuck with you anymore if you beat her senseless in the hallway. Bite her too, for good measure.
|Apr 16th, 2008 11:43 PM|
|Asila||Just accept the fact that you've got an obsessive personlity, find something useful for it|
|Apr 16th, 2008 11:15 PM|
|Guitar Woman||Then again I could become a masked vigilante like those guys in that other thread!|
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