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Dec 25th, 2009 04:12 AM
Dr. Boogie That's what a zoophile would say.

Also, welcome back for another round of posting walls of text about yourself to be summarily ignored.
Dec 25th, 2009 12:47 AM
Kulturkampf America is a fallen empire and it will never recover until there is a shock to her system to help her expel those who are responsible for this sort of mess.

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie View Post
Get rid of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"?
That's what someone who has never served in the military would say.
Dec 23rd, 2009 12:45 AM
Chojin sweet man elephants are awesome
Dec 22nd, 2009 05:00 PM
ItalianStereotype On a related note, I have joined my local Confrerie van de Roze Olifant.
Dec 22nd, 2009 04:07 PM
Dr. Boogie He means the DT's.
Dec 22nd, 2009 12:58 PM
Ant10708 what are brain shakes?
Dec 22nd, 2009 05:39 AM
ItalianStereotype I wanted to join the Navy, but I couldn't since I have brain shakes.
Dec 21st, 2009 05:03 PM
Immortal Goat Being in the Army myself, I have to say that it is pretty damned pathetic that a chunk as large as that is unfit for military service. I went in not exactly in the best shape. I was by no means a fatbody, but I wasn't physically fit. I am now. It does not take that much effort to bring yourself to a state of eligibility for military service.

However, I do agree on the whole "paying us what we're worth" idea. That might help, too.
Dec 15th, 2009 07:48 PM
Dr. Boogie Spammers trying to lure young men into the military with porno.
Dec 15th, 2009 07:39 PM
Tadao do you have any fat eskimo girls?
Nov 9th, 2009 07:02 AM
executioneer my mother told me you betta' shop around
Nov 9th, 2009 07:01 AM
Zhukov My mother told me that if I joined the military she would cut my legs off.
Nov 9th, 2009 06:49 AM
Geggy My mother told me when I was 18 that if I wasn't deaf, she would've forced me into military. Whew.
Nov 6th, 2009 12:45 AM
george nah, i worked on airplanes. i would have gotten to feel guilty for the careless deaths of civilians and missed my kids a lot.

i have days where i miss working on airplanes, i really do. but there is very little else i miss about the whole thing. i was not the best Marine ever. i usually got into trouble for being nice, and treating my subordinates with too much respect.


oh, and i once mooned bill clinton (airforce one, not him personally). i was arrested for it, and my commanding office thought it was pretty funny so i got out of the whole thing with a page eleven entry and duty driver every friday for a month.
Nov 5th, 2009 11:54 PM
Evil Robot You would be dead if you stayed in.
Nov 5th, 2009 11:15 PM
george i would have retired from the marines last month if i stayed in
Nov 5th, 2009 10:15 PM
The Leader
Nov 5th, 2009 08:11 PM
Tadao Looks like there's room for a few more.
Nov 5th, 2009 03:01 AM
Fathom Zero There are many soldiers doing nothing all over the world, though.
Nov 4th, 2009 08:28 PM
Evil Robot The fucked up part is that all the troops they say we need for Afghanistan could just be transferred from doing nothing in Korea, but that would be to easy.
Nov 4th, 2009 06:21 PM
Tadao Pay our soldiers what they are worth?
Nov 4th, 2009 06:20 PM
The Leader In the event of "Global War 3" (What?) I think that conventional warfare would be the least of our worries. A missile with a nuclear warhead can travel around the world in 15 minutes or so.
Nov 4th, 2009 06:18 PM
Dr. Boogie Get rid of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"?
Nov 4th, 2009 04:46 PM
US Military is SOL for new recruits.

Yep, that's right. only 25% of our nation's youth is eligible for military service. The rest are too dumb, too crazy or too fat.

http://www.sphere.com/2009/11/03/70-percent-of-young-americans-are-unfit-for-military-duty/?icid=main|aimzones|dl1|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sph ere.com%2F2009%2F11%2F03%2F70-percent-of-young-americans-are-unfit-for-military-duty%2F

In the event of global war 3 things must be implemented:

1. Robots. SkyNET will crush our enemies!

2. Force desk personnel who are physically fit to combat duty and replace them with fat people.

3. Make special "Idiot Battalions". Then use them as cannon fodder much in the same way the Red Army did back in WW2 with prisoners. Who says the mass charge is useless on the 21st century battlefield?

I dunno, what you guys think?

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